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  • just Jimi
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    • Apr 2008
    • 69

    #91
    Re: A question about Adam and his kids

    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
    I'll ignore all the other shit you wrote (and yes, you made a BIG mistake - I hope you don't jump males and say "oh, but I thought it was "de la chocolat". )

    But.

    So... Julien Lahaut. Jo Vandeurzen. Jules Destrée. Bart De Wever. Jean-Pierre Van Rossem, Vlaams Belang (which you voted for according to the DoF). They are all wrong?

    Just admit it, you silly communist: Belgium does not exist, and it never has.
    Allright, our government sucks, everybody knows that, but we're not communists (do we look russian to you?) and we do exist

    and btw, your signature looks really like that one of a perv, come on, open your mouth and I will fill it? I don't think you could say something worse...
    And that's the prove why all those priests rape little boys... because it's written in the bible...
    Thou shall fear the truth and will not change someone's signature!!

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    • Peter
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Feb 2007
      • 279

      #92
      Re: A question about Adam and his kids

      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
      I'll ignore all the other shit you wrote (and yes, you made a BIG mistake - I hope you don't jump males and say "oh, but I thought it was "de la chocolat". )

      But.

      So... Julien Lahaut. Jo Vandeurzen. Jules Destrée. Bart De Wever. Jean-Pierre Van Rossem, Vlaams Belang (which you voted for according to the DoF). They are all wrong?

      Just admit it, you silly communist: Belgium does not exist, and it never has.
      First you give a list of names, then you say that just Jimi voted for them, and then you say that Belgium doesn't exist, but you say that you live in it??? You really need to know what you mean.

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      • just Jimi
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        • Apr 2008
        • 69

        #93
        Re: A question about Adam and his kids

        allright brother!!
        the others on this forum would say: "Amen to that!", but I won't because I just don't believe in that religious crap...
        Thou shall fear the truth and will not change someone's signature!!

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #94
          Re: A question about Adam and his kids

          Originally posted by just Jimi View Post
          Allright, our government sucks, everybody knows that, but we're not communists (do we look russian to you?) and we do exist
          So there wasn't a very powerful communist party in Belgium? OK, so you suck as much in history as you do in French ("de la chocolat" )

          and btw, your signature looks really like that one of a perv, come on, open your mouth and I will fill it?
          So you are utterly anti-semitic and hoped those Joos just died of thirst in Egypt? LORD what a depraved (sad excuse of a) human being you are.

          And that's the prove
          It's "proof". Look it up Nancy. Stick to your phlegm producing language puhlease.

          why all those priests rape little boys... because it's written in the bible...
          OK, challenge: name me one Baptist priest.

          (you really are an idjit, on a level you can't even begin to comprehend.).
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • just Jimi
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            • Apr 2008
            • 69

            #95
            Re: A question about Adam and his kids

            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
            So there wasn't a very powerful communist party in Belgium? OK, so you suck as much in history as you do in French ("de la chocolat" )
            In Belgium there was never a powerfull communist party, only maybe a small one nobody voted on, so stop confusing the Belgian history with the russian one...


            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
            OK, challenge: name me one Baptist priest.
            Sorry I don't know much of the history
            Thou shall fear the truth and will not change someone's signature!!

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            • Wide-Open
              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 18449

              #96
              Re: A question about Adam and his kids

              Originally posted by just Jimi View Post
              Sorry I don't know much of the history
              Amen.
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                Senior Pastor
                VP of Evangelical Outreach
                On FIRE for Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5812

                #97
                Re: A question about Adam and his kids

                Originally posted by Kerplunki Zerplopski View Post
                Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                And completely false? Are you seriously making the claim that there is not a single objective fact in the entire book?
                Yes, i am... prove me wrong!
                The entire book is true, but here is a good example for you.

                II Kings 18-19
                records the story of Judean king Hezekiah and his resistance against a siege led by the Assyrian king, Sennacherib. According to your position, that "the bible is a collection of fictional tales set in real places", this attempted siege never occurred.

                This:
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                is an Assyrian artifact found by archaeologists, and the writing on it tells the same tale from the Assyrian point of view. You could read the translated text of the column here, but I know how intellectually lazy you are, so I'm sure you will just make snide uninformed comments rather than actually read the thing.

                You used to be amusing, in a carnival side-show kind of way, but now you are just boring.

                Originally posted by Kerplunki Zerplopski View Post
                got any meaningful replies?
                I got plenty. I'm waiting for your first meaningful question.

                Pastor Billy-Reuben
                Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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                • Kerplunki Zerplopski
                  Unsaved Trash Suspected Polack
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 111

                  #98
                  Re: A question about Adam and his kids

                  Well... i'll be damned... an actual fact in the bible... they must've put that in there to confuse rational readers... oh well...

                  I STICK TO MY POINT!
                  I CALL REVOLUTION!!
                  I DEMAND RIGHTS FOR UNSAVED SCUM!

                  VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #99
                    Re: A question about Adam and his kids

                    Originally posted by Kerplunki Zerplopski View Post
                    Well... i'll be damned... an actual fact in the bible... they must've put that in there to confuse rational readers... oh well...

                    I STICK TO MY POINT!
                    The only point you have is the one on your head.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • JennyD
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                      • Dec 2007
                      • 9567

                      #100
                      Re: A question about Adam and his kids

                      Originally posted by just Jimi View Post
                      Allright, our government sucks, everybody knows that, but we're not communists (do we look russian to you?)
                      Chinese and Cubans are communists, they don't look Russian.

                      Russia is no longer communist. Maybe you should read a newspaper once in a while, and look at something other than Super Mario games and pornography.
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                      • Ahimaaz Smith
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                        • Nov 2007
                        • 2549

                        #101
                        Re: A question about Adam and his kids

                        Originally posted by Kerplunki Zerplopski View Post

                        Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben
                        And completely false? Are you seriously making the claim that there is not a single objective fact in the entire book?
                        Yes, i am... prove me wrong!
                        unless you start saying stuff like 'there's a town called Jerusalem etc.
                        allow me to specify: The bible is a collection of fictional tales set in real places.
                        got any meaningful replies?
                        Shew me the tribute money. And they brought unto him a penny. And he saith unto them, Whose is this image and superscription? They say unto him, Caesar's. Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's. Matthew 22:19-21

                        Matthew made up the Roman Emporer Tiberius Caesar--and his coinage?

                        I really see little point in arguing about the Bible with someone who hasn't bothered to read it, which you obviously haven't. So, be gone, ye viper, Kerplunsky. I am done answering your uninformed, moronic posts.

                        Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                        • Kerplunki Zerplopski
                          Unsaved Trash Suspected Polack
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 111

                          #102
                          Re: A question about Adam and his kids

                          Joy... at last, my goal is coming closer.
                          I CALL REVOLUTION!!
                          I DEMAND RIGHTS FOR UNSAVED SCUM!

                          VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

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                          • Dr. Santiago Solo
                            On Permanent Assignment in Peru
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 860

                            #103
                            Re: A question about Adam and his kids

                            Originally posted by Kerplunki Zerplopski View Post
                            Joy... at last, my goal is coming closer.
                            What? Getting banned?
                            Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                            I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                            • Kerplunki Zerplopski
                              Unsaved Trash Suspected Polack
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 111

                              #104
                              Re: A question about Adam and his kids

                              no, getting reasonable, sane replies from you people
                              I CALL REVOLUTION!!
                              I DEMAND RIGHTS FOR UNSAVED SCUM!

                              VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

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                              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                Christ's Rottweiler
                                 
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 22929

                                #105
                                Re: A question about Adam and his kids

                                Originally posted by Kerplunki Zerplopski View Post
                                no, getting reasonable, sane replies from you people
                                When have you had anything else? The Lord's Word is always good to hear.
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