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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22938

    #46
    Re: A question about Adam and his kids

    One of the things we here at Landover see on a daily basis is some heathen coming along and saying, “Prove that God exists.” We then present them with independent historical records and they say that these are not proof.

    The proof of existence for anyone who existed over even 150 years ago is entirely down to historical records. As Brother Bobby-Joe pointed out, there’s a myriad of historical figures who otherwise might be nothing more than the figments of imagination and conspiracy theories.

    So, what we would ask of those who demand, “Prove that God exists.” is, “What would be proof for you?”
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Dr. Otto Bond Sr.
      Away on vacation, or very possibly deceased
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Feb 2008
      • 177

      #47
      Re: A question about Adam and his kids

      Originally posted by Kerpunchi Zerplop View Post
      How the F*CK can a dead man inspire anyone (a dead man, of whom you can't even PROVE that he exited)
      Jesus has been proven to have historically existed. For evidence, I recommend Josh McDowell's book "Evidence for Christianity". It proves that Jesus historically existed, that He was God incarnate, and that He was resurrected and ascended. Proof. Your own weapon used against you. And watch your language boy or you'll find your self banned faster than you can beg for repentance.

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      • Kerplunki Zerplopski
        Unsaved Trash Suspected Polack
        • Apr 2008
        • 111

        #48
        Re: A question about Adam and his kids

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        So, what we would ask of those who demand, “Prove that God exists.” is, “What would be proof for you?”
        a single piece of physical evidence (tooth marks, a footprint, a picture, DNA etc) is evidence enough for me...

        hell, i might even convert if i see that
        I CALL REVOLUTION!!
        I DEMAND RIGHTS FOR UNSAVED SCUM!

        VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

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        • Dr. Otto Bond Sr.
          Away on vacation, or very possibly deceased
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Feb 2008
          • 177

          #49
          Re: A question about Adam and his kids

          Originally posted by Kerplunki Zerplop View Post
          a single piece of physical evidence (tooth marks, a footprint, a picture, DNA etc) is evidence enough for me...

          hell, i might even convert if i see that
          Here's evidence for you:

          Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. Hebrews 11:1

          Just because you can't see Jesus, faith is the evidence that He's there. Since you're Unsaved Trash, it's impossible for you to accept faith as the undeniable evidence of Jesus, since you have no faith. If you become a True Christian™ you will be able to see that faith is the only evidence you need.

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          • Brother V
            True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 3481

            #50
            Re: A question about Adam and his kids

            Originally posted by One-eyed Jack View Post
            Kerpunchi: "Spontaneous regeneration is a phenomen that creates life (Single celled organism ONLY) over a period of thousands, even millions of years."

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            Friend, these statements are so wrong they are like brain-damaged squirrels which have been run over by automobiles. They are scientifically nonsensical and syntactically stillborn.



            ~~ OEJ
            Brother OEJ, I whole-heartedly agree with you.

            Is something that happens over thousands or millions of years really SPONTANEOUS?
            Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #51
              Re: A question about Adam and his kids

              Originally posted by Brother V View Post
              Brother OEJ, I whole-heartedly agree with you.

              Is something that happens over thousands or millions of years really SPONTANEOUS?
              Godly points Brothers. Does this atheist think Spontaneous Generation is some kind of magical fish that turns into a monkey and then a human? What nonsense. No Spontaneous Generation means that when God judges the environmental conditions are right animals and people appear. There is nothing magical about it.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • Kerplunki Zerplopski
                Unsaved Trash Suspected Polack
                • Apr 2008
                • 111

                #52
                Re: A question about Adam and his kids

                Actually it is, it's not because somthing can't happen in that narrow short life of yours, that it's not spontaneous. Forming a Planet or a star for example takes MILLIONS of years, and is spontaneous... random even

                to otto bond: I ask for evidence, and you say: 'Just because you can't see Jesus, faith is the evidence that He's there. Since you're Unsaved Trash, it's impossible for you to accept faith as the undeniable evidence of Jesus, since you have no faith. If you become a True Christian™ you will be able to see that faith is the only evidence you need.'

                so what you're saying is: this evidence is just as real as the thing it's trying to prove... that's called a paradox... and CAN NOT BE USED AS EVIDENCE

                gimme something solid man!
                I CALL REVOLUTION!!
                I DEMAND RIGHTS FOR UNSAVED SCUM!

                VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #53
                  Re: A question about Adam and his kids

                  Originally posted by Kerplunki Zerplop View Post
                  Actually it is, it's not because somthing can't happen in that narrow short life of yours, that it's not spontaneous. Forming a Planet or a star for example takes MILLIONS of years, and is spontaneous... random even
                  You tell us you want evidence well give us the same thing. Show us worm turning into a human being. Frankly I think the whole magical worm theory of your's is nonsense. I don't enjoy rolling around in the mud, if I was some "evolved" worm like you claim then I would.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                  Hot Must ReadThreads!


                  Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                  • Kerplunki Zerplopski
                    Unsaved Trash Suspected Polack
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 111

                    #54
                    Re: A question about Adam and his kids

                    An experiment proving this fact has been attempted, and in the goo they used (mainly basic chemicals and such), formed basic bacteria who eventually evolved into slightly more complicated single celled organisms. If this would continue for say... 4 billion years or so, they could evolve into humans, apes or many other organisms
                    I CALL REVOLUTION!!
                    I DEMAND RIGHTS FOR UNSAVED SCUM!

                    VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

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                    • Deaner
                      Christ's Love Messenger
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5932

                      #55
                      Re: A question about Adam and his kids

                      Originally posted by Kerplunki Zerplop View Post
                      An experiment proving this fact has been attempted, and in the goo they used (mainly basic chemicals and such), formed basic bacteria who eventually evolved into slightly more complicated single celled organisms. If this would continue for say... 4 billion years or so, they could evolve into humans, apes or many other organisms
                      Okay, so we have a "proven experiment" involving "goo" containing "chemicals and such" that "could" evolve into a human in "4 billion years".

                      Do you atheist idiot's ever listen to yourselves?

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                      • Dr. Santiago Solo
                        On Permanent Assignment in Peru
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 860

                        #56
                        Re: A question about Adam and his kids

                        Originally posted by Kerplunki Zerplop View Post
                        An experiment proving this fact has been attempted, and in the goo they used (mainly basic chemicals and such), formed basic bacteria who eventually evolved into slightly more complicated single celled organisms. If this would continue for say... 4 billion years or so, they could evolve into humans, apes or many other organisms
                        I have never heard such preposterous and utter lies and ignorance in my life, and I come from a third world country full of Mary-worshippers! Basic bacteria! Man, if you don't know the subject, you should remain quiet, you are embarrassing evilutionists around the world, and you think they evolved in something else after the lab test??? Now, if that's your feeble attempt at trying to prove Creation in six days wrong, you are not doing a very good job... care to show me the scientific article where they publish how they did this wonder, of Creation ex Nihilo of life??? where's the Nobel price awarded to these guys??? They themselves keep trying to state that abiogenesis and evilution are two different subjects, and you come into this forum saying life has been created in a testing tube by science! Deluded, deluded boy, I pity you, stop your blabbering, and come to the Love® of Jesus ( while you're at it).
                        Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                        I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                        • Kerplunki Zerplopski
                          Unsaved Trash Suspected Polack
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 111

                          #57
                          Re: A question about Adam and his kids

                          Not only do we listen, but 99.3 percent of the world's population believe it as well (the other 0,7 percent are those creationist idiots)
                          I CALL REVOLUTION!!
                          I DEMAND RIGHTS FOR UNSAVED SCUM!

                          VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

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                          • Dr. Santiago Solo
                            On Permanent Assignment in Peru
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 860

                            #58
                            Re: A question about Adam and his kids

                            Originally posted by Kerplunki Zerplop View Post
                            Not only do we listen, but 99.3 percent of the world's population believe it as well (the other 0,7 percent are those creationist idiots)
                            Oh, yes, of course, because every single man, woman and child of this planet has access to sickular science books, knows how to read and understands the scientific method... oh, wait, they don't! Stop trying to convince us with numbers pulled out of between your buttocks, youngster, you have no idea of what you are talking about. Life has NEVER been generated by human means, only GOD can perform such a thing, and even He had to do it in two separate days, showing His great Omnipotence, Glory! Believe me, you are not helping your cause by posting unsubstantiated lies in this Godly Forum.
                            Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                            I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                            • Kerplunki Zerplopski
                              Unsaved Trash Suspected Polack
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 111

                              #59
                              Re: A question about Adam and his kids

                              Originally posted by SanzSolo View Post
                              Life has NEVER been generated by human means, only GOD can perform such a thing.
                              And... how would you call Dolly (the cloned sheep?)
                              was she also created by god... maybe he put on a labcoat and went undercover
                              I CALL REVOLUTION!!
                              I DEMAND RIGHTS FOR UNSAVED SCUM!

                              VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

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                              • Deaner
                                Christ's Love Messenger
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 5932

                                #60
                                Re: A question about Adam and his kids

                                Originally posted by Kerplunki Zerplop View Post
                                And... how would you call Dolly (the cloned sheep?)
                                was she also created by god... maybe he put on a labcoat and went undercover
                                Stop trying to make fun of us sinner. Dolly was created by satan.

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