[WhySoSerious]

Re: PROOF God is REAL!

Can you find Satan mentioned anywhere in the book of Genesis? He isn't there. There is no correlation in Genesis between Satan and the Serpent.

Oh but there is.

Could you explain what that trick was? Did you notice that God said the Serpent would have seed, aka children? Isn't Satan a spirit or "Heaven war veteran"? How could he have children?

Satan is no where mentioned in Genesis.

If I recall correctly

You don't. Besides you have to learn stuff first in order to recall it.

I have had an education, sir. I remember all sorts of things.
Growing up, I learned that Satan took the form of a serpent, and tricked Eve.

Revelation 12:9
And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.

Genesis 3:2-4
And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden: But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die.

True, he is not mentioned, but animals (as we all know) cannot talk, and did not talk back in those days. So figure that one out.

There were no humans at the time of your so-called Heaven war. So they could not be any kind of target for Satan, easy nor hard.

I never said there were any humans during the Heaven War.

Isaiah 14:12-14
"How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations! For thou hast said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God: I will sit also upon the mount of the congregation, in the sides of the north:

This is what happened during and after the Heaven War.
This is why Satan aka Lucifer is mad at God.
Satan got whipped by God when Satan tried taking over, and he's pissed and wants revenge (as that is how Satan is).

@Bible Student:
Why did you call me out? Why did you quote me out of context? Do you like picking on poor Unsaved Trash? If you do, that makes you nothing more than a bully!

@Everyone else:
It's a mistake coming here.
Did we come here to be chastised? To be scornfully misquoted, by misguided, cult-like people on a forum? NO!
I came here for a re-teaching of beliefs. I didn't come here to be abused by some BibleFags who hide behind the First Amendment.
I can sum up why Christianity is a flop.
Christianity is the belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.

@All you Landoverians:
[potty-mouth deleted] off/sod off/[potty-mouth deleted] off/bugger off, and have a nice day. I hope your firewall is strong enough to fend off what might be coming to you electronically. You brought this on yourselves!

WhySoSerious, signing off for good (and because I WANT to, not because I was BANNED)!

[Cursed]

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He came in with a Batman nickname,

he left quoting a T-shirt.

Now he's off to 4chan to beg for a DDoS attack.

Good luck dummy.

[Bible Student]

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Isaiah 14:12-14
"How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations! For thou hast said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God: I will sit also upon the mount of the congregation, in the sides of the north:

This is what happened during and after the Heaven War.
This is why Satan aka Lucifer is mad at God.
Satan got whipped by God when Satan tried taking over, and he's pissed and wants revenge (as that is how Satan is).

Naughty, naughty, naughty. You took that verse out of context. Try reading:
Isaiah 14:4 -- That thou shalt take up this proverb against the king of Babylon, and say, How hath the oppressor ceased! the golden city ceased!
Everything following that is what Isaiah is saying to Nebuchadnezzar. Lucifer means light bearer. It is referring both to the planet Venus and also the Morning Star and Evening Star. Did you not notice the phrase following that, "son of the morning"? The Old Testament is like that. It repeats phrases two different ways but saying the same thing. Those are appellations given to kings and princes of Babylon. There is nothing in Isaiah that says Lucifer is Satan.

[Happyfeet]

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I found this video to be very enlightening and will be sure to use it when I encounter atheistic retards on the internet that want to argue with their stupid logic.

[Dane/VikingShame!!!!]

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Faith is everything! Without faith there is nothing. You sure do a search on our site for this very important topic!

But that is the meaning of life!!! There is no meaning! The universe was created by a coinsidence, not by God! And when we die, we die! You can belive all you want, but it makes no difference!

[abbiistabbii]

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If I don't believe in god, then the local branch of the KK will come and nail me to a cross, THEREFORE GOD EXIST.

[Meek and Humble]

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If I don't believe in god, then the local branch of the KK will come and nail me to a cross, THEREFORE GOD EXIST.

We do not promote racism on here, you monster!

[Waffle Face]

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We do not promote racism on here, you monster!

If you do not promote racism on here explain most of the posts from the members of this site, on the first page of this topic.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=25116

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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If you do not promote racism on here explain most of the posts from the members of this site, on the first page of this topic.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=25116

That thread reports on a story carried by Fox News.

This thread offers proof that God is Real. Go back and read it from the beginning, and stop derailing our threads!

[Automated Sad]

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I personally do not belief in God but I do respect those who do unless they try to force their opinion on everyone else, and are racist and sexist like the people on this website.
Firstly, religion is just death insurance as people fear nothingness.
I do agree with the morals and teachings but I believe everyone has a choice.
God is not real but I can not prove that, neither can you prove it is. There nothing we can do to settle this argument so please just drop it.

[Janine Walker]

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I personally do not belief in God but I do respect those who do unless they try to force their opinion on everyone else, and are racist and sexist like the people on this website.
Firstly, religion is just death insurance as people fear nothingness.
I do agree with the morals and teachings but I believe everyone has a choice.
God is not real but I can not prove that, neither can you prove it is. There nothing we can do to settle this argument so please just drop it.

I have a great suggestion for settling this! If you died and the Sun doesn't come up the next day then I will drop my beliefs and go straight into a life of sin! If it comes up, then that surely means God exists.

I look forward to this scientific experiment, let me know!

[Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.]

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Dear Automated Sad,

unless they try to force their opinion on everyone else

This is a Christian forum which belongs to a Baptist Church which only accepts those who are already saved. We have a very strict "Unsaved Unwelcome" policy here. So we only "force" our opinion on those who choose to visit us. Do you now see the irony of what you are claiming here?

God is not real but I can not prove that, neither can you prove it is.

Of course we can not prove God exists. That would be too easy. God has very high standards for who He allows into Heaven and having absolute faith in Jesus Christ is one of those. If Jesus Christ would be on live television every day everyone could go to Heaven and that is clearly not what God intended, as we are clearly not worthy of Him: "There is none righteous; no, not one." (Romans 3:10)

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

[Automated Sad]

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Dear Automated Sad,

This is a Christian forum which belongs to a Baptist Church which only accepts those who are already saved. We have a very strict "Unsaved Unwelcome" policy here. So we only "force" our opinion on those who choose to visit us. Do you now see the irony of what you are claiming here?

Of course we can not prove God exists. That would be too easy. God has very high standards for who He allows into Heaven and having absolute faith in Jesus Christ is one of those. If Jesus Christ would be on live television every day everyone could go to Heaven and that is clearly not what God intended, as we are clearly not worthy of Him: "There is none righteous; no, not one." (Romans 3:10)

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

Is it me or can you say that to everything - 'that proof isn't true god just put it there to test me'. GROW UP!

Is there an invisible person in front of me who I can't touch because I believe? I can't touch it but it doesn't want me to - it wants to test my belief in him.

You are believing in fairy tales which were told to explain something that people didn't understand and now do -SCIENCE.

Ban me I don't care, I am what I am.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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You are believing in fairy tales which were told to explain something that people didn't understand and now do -SCIENCE.

The Bible tells us not to believe Fairy Tales, therefore it is impossible that the Bible is a fairy tale. FWIW, there is no mention of fairies in it.
Ti:1:14: Not giving heed to Jewish fables, and commandments of men, that turn from the truth.

Ban me I don't care, I am what I am.

As you are boring and ignorant, I am tempted, but I forgive you and will pray for you.

[Bible Student]

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Is it me or can you say that to everything - 'that proof isn't true god just put it there to test me'. GROW UP!

Is there an invisible person in front of me who I can't touch because I believe?

How in the world do you expect us to answer that? We don't know how much you have been drinking or snorting.

I can't touch it but it doesn't want me to - it wants to test my belief in him.

Did you ever watch "A Beautiful Mind"?

On the other hand, God is real. How else would one explain the apostles gathering the leftovers in this example:

Matthew 14:13-21 -- When Jesus heard of it, he departed thence by ship into a desert place apart: and when the people had heard thereof, they followed him on foot out of the cities. And Jesus went forth, and saw a great multitude, and was moved with compassion toward them, and he healed their sick. And when it was evening, his disciples came to him, saying, This is a desert place, and the time is now past; send the multitude away, that they may go into the villages, and buy themselves victuals. But Jesus said unto them, They need not depart; give ye them to eat. And they say unto him, We have here but five loaves, and two fishes. He said, Bring them hither to me. And he commanded the multitude to sit down on the grass, and took the five loaves, and the two fishes, and looking up to heaven, he blessed, and brake, and gave the loaves to his disciples, and the disciples to the multitude. And they did all eat, and were filled: and they took up of the fragments that remained twelve baskets full. And they that had eaten were about five thousand men, beside women and children

You are believing in fairy tales which were told to explain something that people didn't understand and now do -SCIENCE.

Ban me I don't care, I am what I am.

You are Popeye the Sailor?