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Seeking Homosexuals For 5th Grade Science Fair Project
My son is doing his 5th grade Creation Science Fair Project this year. He's decided to focus his experiment on the fact that death and disease is a direct result of sin (Genesis 2:17; Acts 3:21; Romans 5:12–21; 8:19–22; 1 Corinthians 15:22–55; Colossians 1:15–21 and Revelation 21–22), in opposition to Charlie Darwin's theory of evilution.
This clears up the kinds of questions Charlie Darwin's stupid theory creates. For example, what changes came about after Adam disobeyed God if the earth is billions of years old and death and suffering have always been a part of life anyway? Is God or man to blame for the current condition of creation? How can there be death and suffering in creation with God’s pronouncement that at its completion it was "very good?" But I digress. The point is to show the direct relationship between sin and disease and death.
He's decided to grow a crop of radishes under different, controlled conditions. In the control group, the radishes will grow as usual on our kitchen window sill. We're looking for homosexual volunteers to sodomize each other in a temporary Sin Tent to be used as a greenhouse for radishes that will be exposed directly to sin*. We know there are a number of sins the LORD pays special attention to, and sodomy is of particular frustration, which is why God wants them dead (Leviticus 20:13).
The hypothesis is something about the sin in proximity to the cells will disrupt cell division, or some such thing. I'm not sure. Whatever. Anyway, he's looking for volunteers, so please PM me or Dr. White.**
*The tent, radishes, and all equipment will be housed outside Freehold, in a secure but private location. We're not sure yet if the local federal forest preserve will be annexed in Bundy fashion. Residents will have no exposure to sin, and the city will keep its Biblical integrity. Special thanks to Landover Baptist Eagle Scouts for providing security.
** A special thanks to Dr. White for tutoring the scientific aspect and teaching the details to my son. I don't have time, and frankly, I don't have the energy to keep up with school work like this any more.
This clears up the kinds of questions Charlie Darwin's stupid theory creates. For example, what changes came about after Adam disobeyed God if the earth is billions of years old and death and suffering have always been a part of life anyway? Is God or man to blame for the current condition of creation? How can there be death and suffering in creation with God’s pronouncement that at its completion it was "very good?" But I digress. The point is to show the direct relationship between sin and disease and death.
He's decided to grow a crop of radishes under different, controlled conditions. In the control group, the radishes will grow as usual on our kitchen window sill. We're looking for homosexual volunteers to sodomize each other in a temporary Sin Tent to be used as a greenhouse for radishes that will be exposed directly to sin*. We know there are a number of sins the LORD pays special attention to, and sodomy is of particular frustration, which is why God wants them dead (Leviticus 20:13).
The hypothesis is something about the sin in proximity to the cells will disrupt cell division, or some such thing. I'm not sure. Whatever. Anyway, he's looking for volunteers, so please PM me or Dr. White.**
*The tent, radishes, and all equipment will be housed outside Freehold, in a secure but private location. We're not sure yet if the local federal forest preserve will be annexed in Bundy fashion. Residents will have no exposure to sin, and the city will keep its Biblical integrity. Special thanks to Landover Baptist Eagle Scouts for providing security.
** A special thanks to Dr. White for tutoring the scientific aspect and teaching the details to my son. I don't have time, and frankly, I don't have the energy to keep up with school work like this any more.
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