[Star Finder]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

I have found out that this machine has nothing to do with space travel but instead is concerned with the importation of midget negroid prostitutes into Europe.

This disturbs me greatly and I am not the only one. I want you all to support Dr Adrian Kent and his campaign against mini black hoes.

[Mezon DumbSh*t]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

It is technologically impossible to teleport entire human beings without scrambling their molecules...

In otherwords, they will only become basic units of mass if a teleportation attempt was made.

The machine is actually going to be used to recreate a very small model of the "Big Bang", which,if successful, is still bad as it will further fortify many scientists belief that there is no God. but to those with faith, I think it could be seen as "just another advancement in human developement".

[Parabola]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

What kind of idiots would believe in something that you can't see?

Careful there, brother, for I bet you cannot see our great Lord either. But you do believe in Him, like all of us do.

[Bob4God]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

Careful there, brother, for I bet you cannot see our great Lord either. But you do believe in Him, like all of us do.

I suggest YOU be careful in addressing a Godly Manly Man like Deaner as "brother" when you are currently under investigation for being unsaved trash in Greece. For all we know, you are a homosexual!!

If you hadn't noticed, we have the BIBLE to prove that our invisible but loving LORD is real. Maybe you should read it sometime.

[SUV]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

It is technologically impossible to teleport entire human beings without scrambling their molecules...

Dear, Sweet Cheeses! What will the un$avED choose to NOT Believe in next?

[Parabola]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

a Godly Manly Man like Deaner

Are you implying you have a crush on him?

[Jean Poole]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

Brothers and Sisters in Christ, look at Parabola's signature! Is that some kind of Satanic tongue?

Sinner, if you are committing witchcraft with those unGodly markings in your siggie, they will have no effect. JESUS shall protect us!

As for your slanderous statement against Brother Bob, I assure you Mr. Bob4God is as straight as a die. When he says "Godly Manly Man", he means it in a True Christian™ sense.

[Parabola]

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Brothers and Sisters in Christ, look at Parabola's signature! Is that some kind of Satanic tongue?

Sinner, if you are committing witchcraft with those unGodly markings in your siggie, they will have no effect. JESUS shall protect us!

As for your slanderous statement against Brother Bob, I assure you Mr. Bob4God is as straight as a die. When he says "Godly Manly Man", he means it in a True Christian™ sense.

Oh OK, my bad... It's just that these things are very common here. For example, a good friend of mine is gay, although he is quite athletic and plays basketball. So I never take anything for granted

As for the signature, it is a line from a prayer, only written in Greek. You shouldn't be so suspicious, sister..

[Jean Poole]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

Well, we use American English on God's Favorite Forum™, not ungodly Queeuropean languages.

As for calling me 'sister', that right is reserved for other True Christians™. You may call me Mrs. Poole.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

It is technologically impossible to teleport entire human beings without scrambling their molecules...

In otherwords, they will only become basic units of mass if a teleportation attempt was made.

The machine is actually going to be used to recreate a very small model of the "Big Bang", which,if successful, is still bad as it will further fortify many scientists belief that there is no God. but to those with faith, I think it could be seen as "just another advancement in human developement".

I don't get it? You can't simulate something that never was?

And even if you could make a little "big bang", how exactly would that fortify a disbelief in God?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

I wonder how many Bibles could have been printed, or mouths filled with food, for the billions of dollars spent building this techie toy that will bring no benefit except to a few curious scienticians.

[MontytheGreek]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

I wonder how many Bibles could have been printed, or mouths filled with food, for the billions of dollars spent building this techie toy that will bring no benefit except to a few curious scienticians.

same can be said for all those damn churches out there... and come to think about it, churches offer nothing at all. whereas this can really alter the course of modern science.

[Jean Poole]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

True Christian™ churches offer eternal salvation (with a proper tithing plan in place of course). I don't think the scientists' little playtoy can say the same thing, can it?

Mr. Monty Python, I suspect you won't last 24 hours on God's Favorite Forum™ with your blasphemous ramblings and the homage to an evil creation in your username.

[Bob4God]

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Oh OK, my bad... It's just that these things are very common here. For example, a good friend of mine is gay, although he is quite athletic and plays basketball.

He's a queer basketball player? I'll bet he gets all sweaty and his shirt sticks to his muscular Greek torso as he drips the AIDs all over the basketball court.

I am absolutely not gay!!!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

same can be said for all those damn churches out there... and come to think about it, churches offer nothing at all. whereas this can really alter the course of modern science.

I suspect you fall into that category of person who knows nothing about True Christianity and even less about science, yet nevertheless delights in displaying ignorance. True Christian Churches (Landover) has the Godly duty to Save the Souls of the Unsaved Trash. The Large Hadron Collider will seek for alleged particles so small that untold trillions would fit into a ping-pong ball.

Now, let me see, which is the more likely to benefit mankind for all eternity? Salvation or a very heavy ping-pong ball?