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  • Mrs. Rogers
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    Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

    Originally posted by Raventard View Post
    "Agree 100% with you, absolutely without question that collider is indeed an evil device that should be destroyed before it inadvertently opens a dimensional window to the other side"
    Good! That's what we like to hear, dear. But you didn't have to use speech marks -- we're not actually talking to each other when we post on the interwebs.

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  • Raventard
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    Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

    "Agree 100% with you, absolutely without question that collider is indeed an evil device that should be destroyed before it inadvertently opens a dimensional window to the other side"

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  • Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
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    Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

    The atheistos talk in math tongues.
    Their leader, the crippled spaz guy in a wheelchair who squawks into a tube, wants to get that Helldron thing going so he can use the sparks that come off it to hypnotize womerns into sleepin' with him.
    Originally Posted by MarkHenry
    Its HADRON the D is before the R.
    Don't make such mistakes and don't look for "secret meanings" in words You can mess up every normal word this way...
    Water rewrite to WAR T.E. (terrorists)
    House rewrite to USE HO (obvious enough)
    Earth rewrite to HEART (is stone alive? now it is)
    Yeh, well Markie, I Babble-fish translated some atheistic lingo fer' you >>>>


    Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
    Sister Verna Too {she thinks that helldron thing aught run on bio-diesel, and then use it in monster truck pulls}

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  • SUV
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    Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

    Originally posted by MarkHenry View Post
    Its HADRON the D is before the R.
    Don't make such mistakes and don't look for "secret meanings" in words You can mess up every normal word this way...
    Water rewrite to WAR T.E. (terrorists)
    House rewrite to USE HO (obvious enough)
    Earth rewrite to HEART (is stone alive? now it is)
    Poor, un$avED Soul. Trying to learn (THE) GrammaR Sue Vera the alphabets

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  • MarkHenry
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    Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

    Originally posted by SUV View Post
    DAMN it! Here we go with that Large Hardon Collider again!

    Just when I had finally gotten my mind (with the help of Pastor's Counseling sessions) off of it!
    Its HADRON the D is before the R.
    Don't make such mistakes and don't look for "secret meanings" in words You can mess up every normal word this way...
    Water rewrite to WAR T.E. (terrorists)
    House rewrite to USE HO (obvious enough)
    Earth rewrite to HEART (is stone alive? now it is)

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  • True Disciple
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    Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    Actually it broke down every time they tried to start it. So God is even giving hints here. Their next attempt to really use it will be February 2010.
    We must pray that it breaks down again, Brother.

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  • SUV
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    Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

    DAMN it! Here we go with that Large Hardon Collider again!

    Just when I had finally gotten my mind (with the help of Pastor's Counseling sessions) off of it!

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

    Originally posted by MarkHenry View Post
    Everyone was scared of the LHC. They turned it on. Nothing bad happened. My point: People can stop being scared. Nothing happened.
    Actually it broke down every time they tried to start it. So God is even giving hints here. Their next attempt to really use it will be February 2010.

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  • MarkHenry
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    Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    So what's your point, hatemonger? Jesus works in His own good time.
    Everyone was scared of the LHC. They turned it on. Nothing bad happened.

    My point: People can stop being scared. Nothing happened.

    People where also scared of cars, trains, airplanes, television and radio when those things where created. It just takes time getting used to. Don't panic over everything new.
    If god hadn't permitted it he would have send his angels to burn the cities where the LHC was build. So because nothing happened, looks like god gave it an ok sigh. Can't proove that he didn't!

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

    Originally posted by MarkHenry View Post
    ... Still no gatewas or demonic hordes marching in my city. Come on... it's jus a powerfull accelerator which will smash atoms together so they split open and we can see what they are made of inside.
    ... "God" particle can be called "smallest possible particle" or "most basic building block" but was rather called "god" because people can understand the concept easier when talking about familiar concepts. ...
    It's not the first attempt by humans to get closer to God. Remember the tower of Babel? Trying to find a "God particle" is clearly blasphemy and just like God punished us for trying to build a tower that reaches into Heaven and for electing Obama he will also find a way to punish us for trying to sneak closer to Him with the huge donut.

    The only proper way to get closer to God is to live acording to the Holy Bible and earn a place in Heaven that way.

    I have some doubt we will really get into trouble though. I think like the moon landing and global warming it is all just a hoax created by scientists to steal our money.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

    Originally posted by MarkHenry View Post
    sooooo, the LHC has been runnig for quite some time now. Still no gatewas or demonic hordes marching in my city.

    Come on... it's jus a powerfull accelerator which will smash atoms together so they split open and we can see what they are made of inside.

    Noone complained about microscopes (see into cells).
    Noone complained about telescopes (see into the universe)
    Noone complained about shooting bullets and filming it in slow motion so the bullet can be observed and made stronger.

    You guys complain about an accelerator which will shoot atoms at each other so people can see what they are made of inside.



    1: Black holes evaporate
    2: "God" particle can be called "smallest possible particle" or "most basic building block" but was rather called "god" because people can understand the concept easier when talking about familiar concepts.
    3: This guy talks about collapsing stars where we know that the starts are just holes in the dome surrouding the earth, which leads to us being able to question his liability
    So what's your point, hatemonger? Jesus works in His own good time.

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  • MarkHenry
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    Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

    sooooo, the LHC has been runnig for quite some time now. Still no gatewas or demonic hordes marching in my city.

    Come on... it's jus a powerfull accelerator which will smash atoms together so they split open and we can see what they are made of inside.

    Noone complained about microscopes (see into cells).
    Noone complained about telescopes (see into the universe)
    Noone complained about shooting bullets and filming it in slow motion so the bullet can be observed and made stronger.

    You guys complain about an accelerator which will shoot atoms at each other so people can see what they are made of inside.



    1: Black holes evaporate
    2: "God" particle can be called "smallest possible particle" or "most basic building block" but was rather called "god" because people can understand the concept easier when talking about familiar concepts.
    3: This guy talks about collapsing stars where we know that the starts are just holes in the dome surrouding the earth, which leads to us being able to question his liability

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  • misanthrope
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    Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

    At least someone has a middle school level education of the sciences concerning moleulces (or atoms). I like how the sciences have given you the computer you're typing on and yet you fight. Your philosophy, until they give me something useful, they're retards. Christ would be proud. Love, Mike

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  • misanthrope
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    You are obviously one of those friends. With your knowledge of homosexual tendencies and whatnot...

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  • Nightspit
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    And what makes LHC so anti-Christian? Because you heard that they are looking for "God's Particle"?That name was said from the reporters not from scientists. And they are not trying to causse a big bang. it's almost impossimple. They are trying to find information about what happened in the few nanoseconds after the creation, not what caused the creation. Why some particles have mass and other's don't.What's so ungodly about that???
    And there are many case studies inducted by serious scientist that come up to the fact that God exists. They aren't all atheists.
    And if it weren't for science many of you would't be alive right now cause you may have died from flu or other disease.And you wouldn't have all those thing that Americans brag about...

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