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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #106
    Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

    Originally posted by MontyPython View Post
    same can be said for all those damn churches out there... and come to think about it, churches offer nothing at all. whereas this can really alter the course of modern science.
    My church provides Salvation AND food for the poor. What do YOU provide, with your ridiculous atom-smashing fetish?

    NOTHING.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • MontytheGreek
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Sep 2008
      • 5

      #107
      Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

      Churches take up way too much space and use up way too much money.

      If it hadn't been for all the technological advances, you people wouldn't be using this very forum in the first place, amongst billion of other things. So you might as well feel a liiiiiiiiittle grateful... Just a thought.

      It's so sad, really... Living in 2008, being on the verge of uniting the theories of quanta, relativity and gravity and at the same time having so many narrow-minded people around.
      Funny... Sad... I really cannot tell.

      Just as you people urge us to read the bible, I've got one tiny suggestion for you (and mind you, it takes a lot less time to go through this one): Look up the name George Carlin, some of you might have heard of him. He died this year and has produced some very fine comedy videos. He's the main reason I still believe there might still be hope for this country after all...

      Python out

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #108
        Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

        Originally posted by ChurchLighteningRod View Post
        The point wasn't really that I was asking for a God test (although, just out of interest, what exactly counts as testing God, and what happens if we do test Him? They did that prayer testing http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12082681/ in New York, and I don't remember a locust plague, or anything like that).
        Did you even read that article? It said that God gave them heart complications! That seemed like a pretty clear sign that He doesn't like being tested to me.
        Originally posted by MontyPython View Post
        Look up the name George Carlin, some of you might have heard of him. God killed him this year...
        Fixed.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • MontytheGreek
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Sep 2008
          • 5

          #109
          Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

          I honestly believe the Huns were saints compared to you guys...

          Hey, let's build the first Attila Church!



          Yeah, yeah, Genghis Khan too, I know..

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          • Nightspit
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Sep 2008
            • 29

            #110
            Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

            And what makes LHC so anti-Christian? Because you heard that they are looking for "God's Particle"?That name was said from the reporters not from scientists. And they are not trying to causse a big bang. it's almost impossimple. They are trying to find information about what happened in the few nanoseconds after the creation, not what caused the creation. Why some particles have mass and other's don't.What's so ungodly about that???
            And there are many case studies inducted by serious scientist that come up to the fact that God exists. They aren't all atheists.
            And if it weren't for science many of you would't be alive right now cause you may have died from flu or other disease.And you wouldn't have all those thing that Americans brag about...

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            • misanthrope
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Jan 2010
              • 2

              #111
              Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

              You are obviously one of those friends. With your knowledge of homosexual tendencies and whatnot...

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              • misanthrope
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Jan 2010
                • 2

                #112
                Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

                At least someone has a middle school level education of the sciences concerning moleulces (or atoms). I like how the sciences have given you the computer you're typing on and yet you fight. Your philosophy, until they give me something useful, they're retards. Christ would be proud. Love, Mike

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                • MarkHenry
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 180

                  #113
                  Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

                  sooooo, the LHC has been runnig for quite some time now. Still no gatewas or demonic hordes marching in my city.

                  Come on... it's jus a powerfull accelerator which will smash atoms together so they split open and we can see what they are made of inside.

                  Noone complained about microscopes (see into cells).
                  Noone complained about telescopes (see into the universe)
                  Noone complained about shooting bullets and filming it in slow motion so the bullet can be observed and made stronger.

                  You guys complain about an accelerator which will shoot atoms at each other so people can see what they are made of inside.



                  1: Black holes evaporate
                  2: "God" particle can be called "smallest possible particle" or "most basic building block" but was rather called "god" because people can understand the concept easier when talking about familiar concepts.
                  3: This guy talks about collapsing stars where we know that the starts are just holes in the dome surrouding the earth, which leads to us being able to question his liability

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78551

                    #114
                    Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

                    Originally posted by MarkHenry View Post
                    sooooo, the LHC has been runnig for quite some time now. Still no gatewas or demonic hordes marching in my city.

                    Come on... it's jus a powerfull accelerator which will smash atoms together so they split open and we can see what they are made of inside.

                    Noone complained about microscopes (see into cells).
                    Noone complained about telescopes (see into the universe)
                    Noone complained about shooting bullets and filming it in slow motion so the bullet can be observed and made stronger.

                    You guys complain about an accelerator which will shoot atoms at each other so people can see what they are made of inside.



                    1: Black holes evaporate
                    2: "God" particle can be called "smallest possible particle" or "most basic building block" but was rather called "god" because people can understand the concept easier when talking about familiar concepts.
                    3: This guy talks about collapsing stars where we know that the starts are just holes in the dome surrouding the earth, which leads to us being able to question his liability
                    So what's your point, hatemonger? Jesus works in His own good time.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22348

                      #115
                      Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

                      Originally posted by MarkHenry View Post
                      ... Still no gatewas or demonic hordes marching in my city. Come on... it's jus a powerfull accelerator which will smash atoms together so they split open and we can see what they are made of inside.
                      ... "God" particle can be called "smallest possible particle" or "most basic building block" but was rather called "god" because people can understand the concept easier when talking about familiar concepts. ...
                      It's not the first attempt by humans to get closer to God. Remember the tower of Babel? Trying to find a "God particle" is clearly blasphemy and just like God punished us for trying to build a tower that reaches into Heaven and for electing Obama he will also find a way to punish us for trying to sneak closer to Him with the huge donut.

                      The only proper way to get closer to God is to live acording to the Holy Bible and earn a place in Heaven that way.

                      I have some doubt we will really get into trouble though. I think like the moon landing and global warming it is all just a hoax created by scientists to steal our money.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • MarkHenry
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 180

                        #116
                        Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        So what's your point, hatemonger? Jesus works in His own good time.
                        Everyone was scared of the LHC. They turned it on. Nothing bad happened.

                        My point: People can stop being scared. Nothing happened.

                        People where also scared of cars, trains, airplanes, television and radio when those things where created. It just takes time getting used to. Don't panic over everything new.
                        If god hadn't permitted it he would have send his angels to burn the cities where the LHC was build. So because nothing happened, looks like god gave it an ok sigh. Can't proove that he didn't!

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22348

                          #117
                          Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

                          Originally posted by MarkHenry View Post
                          Everyone was scared of the LHC. They turned it on. Nothing bad happened. My point: People can stop being scared. Nothing happened.
                          Actually it broke down every time they tried to start it. So God is even giving hints here. Their next attempt to really use it will be February 2010.
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • SUV
                            True Christian™ Princess
                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                            Have at it, anytime!
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 11027

                            #118
                            Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

                            DAMN it! Here we go with that Large Hardon Collider again!

                            Just when I had finally gotten my mind (with the help of Pastor's Counseling sessions) off of it!

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                            • True Disciple
                              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                              Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                              Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 2445

                              #119
                              Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              Actually it broke down every time they tried to start it. So God is even giving hints here. Their next attempt to really use it will be February 2010.
                              We must pray that it breaks down again, Brother.
                              Sweet Lord Jesus,
                              I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                              Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                              Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                              Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                              Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                              Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                              Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                              Amen.

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                              • MarkHenry
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 180

                                #120
                                Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

                                Originally posted by SUV View Post
                                DAMN it! Here we go with that Large Hardon Collider again!

                                Just when I had finally gotten my mind (with the help of Pastor's Counseling sessions) off of it!
                                Its HADRON the D is before the R.
                                Don't make such mistakes and don't look for "secret meanings" in words You can mess up every normal word this way...
                                Water rewrite to WAR T.E. (terrorists)
                                House rewrite to USE HO (obvious enough)
                                Earth rewrite to HEART (is stone alive? now it is)

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