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  • NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!!

    People in NASA are bunch of God-hating atheists, who would like us to believe that God lied to us in the Holy Bible, when He said that the earth was flat and had four corners:

    Revelation 7:1 And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree.

    These same fools (Psalm 14:1) want us to believe that stars and planets are more than just flickering lights firmly secured on the Firmament.

    Their latest attempt to convince us includes a "Mars landing" by InSight probe (whoever came up with the name had an apparent keyboard problem, either space bar not working or shift key working at random).

    Originally posted by Fake News Media
    After seven months of traveling through space, the NASA InSight mission has landed on Mars. A few minutes after landing, InSight sent the official "beep" to NASA to signal that it was alive and well, including a photo of the Martian surface where it landed.
    Traveling seven months?! These people claim it took that long to reach the Firmament? Did they send the probe on top of a snail or something?

    These NASA atheists must think we're all fools. They published what they claim is the first photo taken by InSight on the surface of Mars:


    Seriously? This is it? The big reveal? No Martians, no canal close-ups, no Face on Mars details? Just a photo of an orangeish screen taken through a camera with a very, very, very dirty lens? Seriously, I could photoshop a more convincing image of a fake surface of a fake planet. Maybe I should go work for NASA, but I wouldn't want to participate in deceiving people. That's God's job (Jeremiah 4:10).
    God created fossils to test our faith.

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    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!!

    Anyone remember this hoax about 'men on the moon'? Seriously, how gullible do people think intelligent True Christians™ are?
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    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      Sister Bass--That's a white bowling ball that has been rolled in the parking lot. They can fool most of the public but not True Christians™.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        All in an attempt to disprove Genesis 1:1! This is nothing short of the Smoking Gun of the religion of Atheism, proof of their unethical attempt to use the government to push their religion. Collecting One Billion Dollars to convince people the Bible is untrue is like the Catholic Church collecting one billion dollars every Sunday. While members of such cults like argue this money "keeps the lights on" so to speak, in reality it is naught but a Huge Scam, a Ponzi Scheme that rewards the few authority at the top at the expense of the "regular Joes" throughout the world.

        One Billion Dollars could have been put to use translating publishing Bibles in the native languages and dropped from airplanes onto remote, untouched tribal heathens. One Billion Dollars could have been put to use bringing Jesus back to our schools. One billion dollars could have paid for Pastor Zeke's new jet and enough fuel and an around-the-clock team of stewardesses to take him anywhere in the world Jesus might call him on a whim.

        But no, One Billion Dollars was used to further the agenda of the Atheist Religion, to evangelize their Creation Story of Evolution, and their False Salvation through Sexual Deviance all so they can talk themselves out of feeling guilty when they sin.

        True Christians™ are not so easily fooled! We know what the LORD says about wisdom and in whom we should put our trust:
        For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God.
        For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
        1 Corinthians 3:19

        He taketh the wise in their own craftiness: and the counsel of the froward is carried headlong.
        Job 5:13

        That we henceforth be no more children, tossed to and fro, and carried about with every wind of doctrine, by the sleight of men,
        and cunning craftiness, whereby they lie in wait to deceive;
        Ephesians 4:14
        The Bible is very clear! We are to trust in the LORD and anything that deviates from the Gospel is to be understood with contempt! Any attempt to try and re-write reality is hubris, plain and clear. The Holy Bible tells us such desires are of demonic origins (James 3:15). There is no room for such lies in the heart of the True Christian(tm).



        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!!

          That's a bird's egg - a Little Ringed Plover's egg, if I'm not mistaken:




          So delicious that it's now illegal to gather them.
          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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          • #6
            Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!!

            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post

            Traveling seven months?! These people claim it took that long to reach the Firmament? Did they send the probe on top of a snail
            Sister Bas, as an smart woman, you are always so close to the truth that it brings tears to my eyes. In your post, you are right 99%
            But as woman, you don't know that times take time. Like when your husband goes out for cigarettes and comes back three days later. Or when Moses led his people to a relatively small desert and took him 40 years to arrive.
            That is why this bit could be true. Of course, is all fake news anyways, so it doesn't matter.
            1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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            • #7
              Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!!

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Anyone remember this hoax about 'men on the moon'? Seriously, how gullible do people think intelligent True Christians™ are?
              That was a silent movie you <<<expletive deleted>>>. It was called the "Man on the Moon" from 1902.
              Last edited by Basilissa; 12-18-2018, 11:30 PM. Reason: Keeping the forum clean for Jesus

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              • #8
                Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!!

                Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                Sister Bass--That's a white bowling ball that has been rolled in the parking lot. They can fool most of the public but not True Christians™.


                If most of the public agrees that the Earth is round and Mars exists that may prove that you are wrong.

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                • #9
                  Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!!

                  Originally posted by IwillTumblrShameYou View Post
                  If most of the public agrees that the Earth is round and Mars exists that may prove that you are wrong.
                  By the same logic, you should start eating human excrement. Billions of flies cannot be wrong, right?


                  Also: given that in the past, most people believed world to be flat and the center of the universe, does that mean this has changed when most of the public changed their opinion? Just wondering.
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!!

                    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                    By the same logic, you should start eating human excrement. Billions of flies cannot be wrong, right?

                    Here you don't seem to know the definition of Public:noun
                    [COLOR=#878787 !important][/COLOR]
                    • 1.
                      ordinary people in general; the community.
                      [COLOR=#878787 !important]"the library is open to the public"[/COLOR]



                    So no. Flies are NOT apart of the public. That should be obvious.




                    Also: given that in the past, most people believed world to be flat and the center of the universe, does that mean this has changed when most of the public changed their opinion? Just wondering.



                    Here let me introduce you to a neat thing called a satellite.

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                    • #11
                      Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!!

                      Hey Basilissa. I have a question, why I'm I considered a sorcerer who worships false idols? I'm a Christian and very much do not.

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                        Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!!

                        Im soooo sorry that I invaded your safe space and got you with logic and now your triggered.

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                          Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!!

                          Originally posted by IwillTumblrShameYou View Post
                          Hey Basilissa. I have a question, why I'm I considered a sorcerer who worships false idols? I'm a Christian and very much do not.
                          Possibly because you're a sorcerer who worships false idols?
                          Originally posted by IwillTumblrShameYou View Post
                          Im soooo sorry that I invaded your safe space and got you with logic and now your triggered.
                          *you're
                          Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
                          1 Corinthians 11:13

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                            Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!!

                            Let us look at some logic. Example: IwIllTumblrShameYou, an Unsaved person:
                            Originally posted by IwillTumblrShameYou View Post
                            That was a silent movie you <<<expletive deleted>>>. It was called the "Man on the Moon" from 1902.
                            It was actually called Le voyage dans la Lune and, In American A Trip to the Moon by Georges Méliès. The year was 1902, though. Loosely based on Jules Verne's novels. When you dismiss other people's facts it would be best to check your own. If 50% of your claims can very easily be falsified, the impression you give is not utterly convincing.
                            Originally posted by IwillTumblrShameYou View Post
                            If most of the public agrees that the Earth is round and Mars exists that may prove that you are wrong.
                            This is a simple ad populum argument, a fallacy, as Sister Basilissa tried to show to you by referring to flies. On this Forum us True Christians(tm) are in a majority compared to you. Does that mean that you're wrong? Or do you need special pleading (another fallacy) with different criteria to you and different to other people? In fact, the Truth™ remains the Truth™ regardless the number of its supporters. Jesus knew this.

                            Matthew 7:14
                            Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
                            Originally posted by IwillTumblrShameYou View Post
                            Im soooo sorry that I invaded your safe space and got you with logic and now your triggered.
                            This is a simple ad ridiculum argument, you're tried to make your opponent look silly (and it's a fallacy). In addition, you're boasting with an appeal to authority argument, in this case your own authority without any source material. You guessed it, it's a fallacy. The Truth™ is not about the person telling it but about the content. The ultimate irony is your appeal to logic in a post that swarms with argumentative fallacies.

                            1 Peter 2:15
                            For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:

                            Thank you, Jesus!


                            Yours in Christ,

                            Elmer
                            2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                              Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!!

                              Originally posted by IwillTumblrShameYou View Post
                              Here let me introduce you to a neat thing called a satellite.
                              Where is it, honey?

                              Originally posted by IwillTumblrShameYou View Post
                              Hey Basilissa. I have a question, why I'm I considered a sorcerer who worships false idols? I'm a Christian and very much do not.
                              Well, you seem to be awfully unfamiliar with the Bible to be considered a Christian, sweetie!

                              Originally posted by IwillTumblrShameYou View Post
                              Im soooo sorry that I invaded your safe space and got you with logic and now your triggered.
                              I'm sorry, sweetie, but that sentence doesn't even make sense. My triggered what?

                              Oh, wait, you meant to say "you're triggered," right? That makes much more sense, but the answer is no. I mean, if I were easily triggered by every ignorant who doesn't know how to spell, I couldn't survive a day on the Internet, could I?
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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