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  • #31
    Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

    Originally posted by GodsCreation View Post
    I don't believe in a man RETURNING from beyond the grave.
    Yeah he sure lived... but I don't have to give my mind or soul to any GOD or SATAN I might appear satanic... but that's just I'm trying to make it clear to you that you are so ironic and withdrawn that you can't even follow your God.

    And yes you people make me angry, it hurts in my heart to see that americans can be so stupid.
    Son, Satan has hold of your soul. Who will inherit the earth? The Meek – are you meek? No. What are the poor? The poor are always with us. You are destined to be poor.

    Hey, don’t give up here, listen up! Jesus died temporarily that we (that is Landover and fellow True Christians) might have eternal life. Son, you’ve got to see that as a great deal! The very best!

    Now, what have you – that’s you personally - got to look forward to? Nothing – you are godless and the grave awaits after your 3 score and 10 years in this Vale of Tears. Then, for you it's the fires of Hell and the Pits of Brimstone, torture, darkness and despair for all Eternity.

    Repent now! Seek your Savior. Remember Jesus is coming back to slaughter 66% of the Earth’s population – ensure your Salvation and rejoice in a Merciful Lord!
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • #32
      Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      Remember Jesus is coming back to slaughter 66% of the Earth’s population – ensure your Salvation and rejoice in a Merciful Lord!
      He's right, you know. I'm sure you enjoy your liquor now. When He returns, will you drink the wine-- or will you be the wine?

      God is merciful. You have a choice. You may persist in your wickedness, secure that an omnipotent God has shown you no reason to believe or trust Him-- or you may take the arbitrary leap of faith and accept and love Him. But know that God's mercy is not limitless. In fact, His love is limited, like the love of all boundlessly merciful creatures, only more-so, since He's perfect, to the people that unconditionally adore Him. And if you don't?

      Have you ever wondered what it's like to be tortured, needlessly, arbitrarily, until the end of time?
      Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

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      • #33
        Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

        Evolution is stoopid it uses science. science is complicated and evil so science of complicated stuff doesnt exist, therefor computers dont exist. You deny an understanding of evolution so you deny it. Then why not deny the science behind computers, its moreso complicated.
        There is nothing "nice" about atheism.

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        • #34
          Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

          Originally posted by SteveTheNiceAtheist View Post
          Evolution is stoopid it uses science. science is complicated and evil so science of complicated stuff doesnt exist, therefor computers dont exist. You deny an understanding of evolution so you deny it. Then why not deny the science behind computers, its moreso complicated.
          The answer is not complicated. God told us how the world was made and how everything in it was created. God did not bore us to death with nerdy talk about networks, C++, protocols, etc (although he does mention RAMs) You will note that He has no opinion of automobiles, iPods, washing machines, can openers or Hershey bars either – this does not mean that they are ungodly or godly.
          He probably approves of air-conditioners though: “Ge:3:8a: And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day:”

          My opinion is that God is pleased with things when they are used to do His Work.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • #35
            Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            You will note that He has no opinion of automobiles, iPods, washing machines, can openers or Hershey bars either – this does not mean that they are ungodly or godly.
            True. However, why would we need washing machines when we have negroes?

            Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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