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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #1

    Excellent Creationist Reading

    I'd like to open this thread with a wonderful book I recently ran across. Grand Canyon; A Different View is a heartwarming tale of a former monkey-worshipping atheist who was a tour guide at the Grand Canyon, spreading evilutionist lies about it being "billions of years old". He then found Jesus, and subsequently discovered that the Grand Canyon was only 6,000 years old, Praise God!

    I hope other True Christians™ will post examples or reviews of Godly books that might be useful in homeschooling our children, or for decorating our mahogany coffee tables.
    Last edited by Felicity; 10-02-2010, 12:04 AM. Reason: Small fix
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
    Tags: creation science, grand canyon, noah's flood
    • Troll McTrolling
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Oct 2010
      • 1
      #2
      Re: Excellent Creationist Reading

      Godzilla created the Grand Canyon. It says so in Star Trek.

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        • Bobby-Joe
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          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405
          #3
          Re: Excellent Creationist Reading

          Originally posted by Troll McTrolling View Post
          Godzilla created the Grand Canyon. It says so in Star Trek.
          You think faith is a matter to joke about son? As a TRUE Christian I am thoroughly disgusted by your lame attempt at humor.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • John Creeser
              Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
               
              • Aug 2009
              • 7248
              #4
              Re: Excellent Creationist Reading

              Originally posted by Troll McTrolling View Post
              Godzilla created the Grand Canyon. It says so in Star Trek.
              Brilliant - you are trolling a thread 4 years old.
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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621
                  #5
                  Re: Excellent Creationist Reading

                  Originally posted by Troll McTrolling View Post
                  Godzilla created the Grand Canyon. It says so in Star Trek.
                  Where does it say anything about any "trek of the stars" in the King James Bible, son?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • BelieverInGod
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                      • Feb 2010
                      • 9269
                      #6
                      Re: Excellent Creationist Reading

                      Drama queen

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                        • Lycia The Repentant
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                          • Sep 2010
                          • 2019
                          #7
                          Re: Excellent Creationist Reading

                          Thread-necromancy is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.

                          "Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee." Deuteronomy 18:11-12
                          "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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                            • Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
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                              • Aug 2010
                              • 259
                              #8
                              Re: Excellent Creationist Reading

                              Dear Pastor Ezekiel,

                              I always get a warm feeling inside when an atheists stops his vile communist ways and decides to become a Christian!
                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              I hope other True Christians™ will post examples or reviews of Godly books that might be useful in homeschooling our children, or for decorating our mahogany coffee tables.
                              Several great highly recommendable titles come to mind:

                              Yours in Christ,

                              Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
                              How to Study the Bible - About HELL! - The Miracles of Jesus - Biblical Facts - Scientific PROOF

                              THE BIBLE SAYS THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO HEAVEN!
                              Jesus said: "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6

                              ONLY JESUS CAN SAVE YOU!

                              "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus,
                              and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him
                              from the dead, thou shalt be saved." Romans 10:9

                              1. Admit you are a worthless sinner. Romans 3:10
                              2. Be willing to turn from sin (repent). Acts 17:30
                              3. Believe that Jesus Christ died for you, was buried and
                              rose from the dead. Romans 10:9-10
                              4. Through prayer, invite Jesus into your life to become
                              your personal Savior, Boss, King and Lord. Romans 10:13
                              		What to Pray:

                              Lord Jesus, I know that I have sinned against you.
                              I know that I am not perfect and that I can never
                              please you through my own efforts. I know that I
                              deserve to be judged according to my sins. And, I
                              know that I have absolutely nothing to offer you.

                              Lord Jesus, I ask you to forgive me. I do not rely
                              on myself but only on you and I receive you as
                              Lord of my life and as savior of my soul.
                              Lord Jesus, please save me!
                              		Accepted Jesus as your Savior?
                              Now you need to:

                              1. Study your KJV Bible every day
                              to get to know Christ better.
                              2. Talk to God in prayer every day.
                              3. Be baptized, worship, fellowship,
                              and serve with other Christians
                              in a church where Christ is preached,
                              and the Bible is the final authority.
                              4. Tell others about Jesus Christ
                              until the day Jesus finally kills you.

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                                • Aristotle
                                  On the straight and narrow path to Heaven.
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Nov 2009
                                  • 470
                                  #9
                                  Re: Excellent Creationist Reading

                                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                  I'd like to open this thread with a wonderful book I recently ran across. Grand Canyon; A Different View is a heartwarming tale of a former monkey-worshipping atheist who was a tour guide at the Grand Canyon, spreading evilutionist lies about it being "billions of years old". He then found Jesus, and subsequently discovered that the Grand Canyon was only 6,000 years old, Praise God!

                                  I hope other True Christians™ will post examples or reviews of Godly books that might be useful in homeschooling our children, or for decorating our mahogany coffee tables.
                                  I seem to recall how the atheist government leaders tried to remove the book from the Grand Canyon book shop. Fortunately, True Christians™ prevented this from happening.

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