[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Unfortunately, we had about six inches of rain the week after I put out that salt. The grass in his yard where I sowed the salt has now turned brown and crispy, but it isn't in any recognizable pattern.

I saw him out working in his yard. I don't think he suspects that I'm responsible. He was putting down insecticide because he thinks he has grubs.

I should have known better than to try it during the spring with as much rain as we get here. Maybe I'll try again in a different part of his yard in the fall, when we tend to go for weeks at a time with no rain.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Unfortunately, we had about six inches of rain the week after I put out that salt. The grass in his yard where I sowed the salt has now turned brown and crispy, but it isn't in any recognizable pattern.

I saw him out working in his yard. I don't think he suspects that I'm responsible. He was putting down insecticide because he thinks he has grubs.

I should have known better than to try it during the spring with as much rain as we get here. Maybe I'll try again in a different part of his yard in the fall, when we tend to go for weeks at a time with no rain.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

I have to say Pastor the kind of perseverance you show to help your sinning neighbor is very inspiring. That man is very lucky to have you living next to him. Sad to say most Christians would not have the passion in dealing with him you have.

[WeareLove]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

brother...

We made this vegetable.




why you ask?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

brother...

We made this vegetable.

,.. with Jesus' inspiration PRAISE!

why you ask?

I only witness His works friend. GLORY

[Keith]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I have salad three times a week

Lemon Sole and avocado -

[lrbailey]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I'm pretty sure anything long and shaped like that can be misconstrued as a phallic symbol.
I really don't agree with the whole ruining to gardens based on hunches, and then poreing salt to get even. That seems extremely childish and a real round about way of voicing your opinion. You should of just talked to him. Not trying to be rude, and sorry if anything I have typed is offensive.

[sheepsnot]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

god wanted 10 days to create the earth. Chuck Norris gave him 7

[Leah zbian]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Are you serious? Why are you accusing that people stick vegetables in their bodies? What, do you do it? And this doesn't prove God exists. You people are so wrong. Soooooooooooooooooo wrong. Where's the REAL Christians at? Seriously.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Are you serious? Why are you accusing that people stick vegetables in their bodies? What, do you do it? And this doesn't prove God exists. You people are so wrong. Soooooooooooooooooo wrong. Where's the REAL Christians at? Seriously.

Dear friend:

Once you have introduced yourself in the introduction forum, please feel free to explain to us — citing book, chapter, and verse from the King James Bible — just how we are wrong and not real Christians. Thank you, and have a blessed day.

[Leah zbian]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

0% You know that sort of statement is the sort of thing that Demoncrats and fluffy-bunny False Christians believe. The truth of the matter is somewhat more prosaic. God puts man in charge of women for a reason – brain-size.

A woman’s place is in the kitchen of her home where a man might be around to supervise. I’m sure you would not want

(a) your wife employed
(b) her out until all hours of the night
(c ) to think, even for one moment, that she had any authority to tell male sous-chefs or waiters what to do
(d) her to give herself a headache thinking of new recipes on her own without the women’s church group to consult
(e) expect her to create new and complex dishes for a variety of other men.
(f) out touching things at that time of the month and
(h) deserting your many children.

No sir, lest you forget, a woman’s place is in the … (complete this well-known phrase or saying.)

What the hey is wrong with you people? My Goodness.

[Leah zbian]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Dear friend:

Once you have introduced yourself in the introduction forum, please feel free to explain to us — citing book, chapter, and verse from the King James Bible — just how we are wrong and not real Christians. Thank you, and have a blessed day.

I really don't need to "introduce" myself to anyone. Why do I have to recite the KJ?? Get out of the past. Read the NIV. But then again, you people are kind of old. So it's explainable. I will have a very blessed day living the life God lets me live. The freedom to be working and not having a man breathing down my back as if he owns me.

[Lola Handcock]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Leahzbain what kinda darn fool name is that. Is it code for lesbian ? You are a demon ,or a homer .Either way it does not matter both are the same.
Why do you hate God ,what has Jesus done to make you hate HIM ?


You best get right with Jesus and chases the demons from your self !

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

What the (un-Christian word deleted) is wrong with you people? My Goodness.

So it's wrong to follow what the Bible actually says, as opposed to your personal opinion of what it would say if only God agreed with you on everything?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Are you serious? Why are you accusing that people stick vegetables in their bodies? What, do you do it? And this doesn't prove God exists. You people are so wrong. Soooooooooooooooooo wrong. Where's the REAL Christians at? Seriously.

No we are not saying that you judgmental false Christian. This is about the proof of the existance of God.

We are saying

• Cucumbers are suitable for sticking into a human body
• There is no natural reason for this
• Only the God we Christians worship is concerned over what people put in their bodies

Therefore God exists.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I really don't need to "introduce" myself to anyone. Why do I have to recite the KJ?? Get out of the past. Read the NIV. But then again, you people are kind of old. So it's explainable. I will have a very blessed day living the life God lets me live. The freedom to be working and not having a man breathing down my back as if he owns me.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.