[Sister Christina]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I don't see how any of this can be true. Can you really believe that this is how you're going to convince people about the existance of god?

Because cucumbers fit in humans hands and 'orifices'???

It's just absurd...

Are you questioning the teachings of a True Christian(tm)?

Titus 1:15 Unto the pure all things are pure: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled.

Do you not want to be Saved? Why do you hate Jesus?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I don't see how any of this can be true. Can you really believe that this is how you're going to convince people about the existance of god?

Because cucumbers fit in humans hands and 'orifices'???

It's just absurd...

You are missing the point; there is no natural reason for a cucumber to fit into bodily orifices. Why is that so hard for you people to get?

[Ksevio]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

As someone who has grown cucumbers before (for eating - not the sick things you suggest) I can attest that it will only fit into an orifice if harvested early on in its growth. Same as any vegetable really- could say the same thing about potatoes. They're only really that size (easy to hold, etc) because that's when the people picking them decide they're ready.

Also, I would start shopping somewhere else if the store is oiling your vegetables for you.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

As someone who has grown cucumbers before (for eating - not the sick things you suggest) I can attest that it will only fit into an orifice if harvested early on in its growth. Same as any vegetable really- could say the same thing about potatoes. They're only really that size (easy to hold, etc) because that's when the people picking them decide they're ready.

Also, I would start shopping somewhere else if the store is oiling your vegetables for you.

I assure you no store in Freehold, Iowa oils their vegetables. However you are missing my point; what made them this convenient for self abuse?

[Ksevio]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I'd blame the farmers who picked them when they were that size.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I'd blame the farmers who picked them when they were that size.

Again you duck the question: why do they get that size, there is no natural reason for this friend. Clearly something has to have created the cucumbers that size. By definition God is the creator.

[Ksevio]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I'm not saying God didn't create cucumbers, I'm just saying that saying their size isn't the proof of it.

They start out little, then they grow big - the size that the supermarket sells is just one of the transient forms.

It's like saying "Children are the perfect size/weight to climb small trees". Sure it's true they are, but they'll grow to be too heavy later anyways.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

They start out little, then they grow big

Duh!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I'm not saying God didn't create cucumbers, I'm just saying that saying their size isn't the proof of it.

They start out little, then they grow big - the size that the supermarket sells is just one of the transient forms.

It's like saying "Children are the perfect size/weight to climb small trees". Sure it's true they are, but they'll grow to be too heavy later anyways.

Friend,

Are you an atheists, why do you willfully refuse to see the Hand of God here in the miracle of the cucumber? Right now as a Christian you can rejoice that He has given you a clear sign to thwart Satan's lies and wave the cucumber in the face of those God mocking atheists and say "I've got your proof right here!"

GLORY!

[Ksevio]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I'm just saying that I don't think God made the cucumber for perverts to pleasure themselves with. Out of all His marvelous creations, the cucumber isn't all that remarkable.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I'm just saying that I don't think God made the cucumber for perverts to pleasure themselves with. Out of all His marvelous creations, the cucumber isn't all that remarkable.

The issue isn't remarkably; the issue is something that can only be created by God.

Only God is concerned with what people stick up their butts, since cucumbers clearly are butt insertable God had to have created them.

[Get Real Bro]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Cucumbers, apples, kiwis, mandarines, lemon, fish, rats, stones,... a lot of stuff fits perfectly in out hands, because evolution shaped our hands according to the environment to ensure great mastery of holding things, making tools and simply survive, because that is the basic law of Mother Nature.

There are more than a googolplex things that do not fit perfectly in our hand, compare that to you cucumber.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Cucumbers, apples, kiwis, mandarines, lemon, fish, rats, stones,... a lot of stuff fits perfectly in out hands, because evolution shaped our hands according to the environment to ensure great mastery of holding things, making tools and simply survive, because that is the basic law of Mother Nature.

There are more than a googolplex things that do not fit perfectly in our hand, compare that to you cucumber.

You didn't read this thread very carefully, did you.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

You didn't read this thread very carefully, did you.

Indeed.

Get Real Bro, it's not how it goes in your hand, it's how it goes up your butt that counts.

Logic tells us God created it

• Atheists and Homosexuals hate God but love butt sex
• God hates butt sex
• Cucumbers are perfect for butt sex

Therefore God created cucumbers to temp atheists and homosexuals into butt sex so God can damn them.

[Get Real Bro]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

You didn't read this thread very carefully, did you.

I did. Much of it was nonsense though.

Indeed.

Get Real Bro, it's not how it goes in your hand, it's how it goes up your butt that counts.

Logic tells us God created it

• Atheists and Homosexuals hate God but love butt sex
• God hates butt sex
• Cucumbers are perfect for butt sex

Therefore God created cucumbers to temp atheists and homosexuals into butt sex so God can damn them.

• I don't hate God, and I really dislike butt sex
• Can you provide a scripture saying that God hates butt sex?
• So you tried it?