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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22357

    #241
    Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

    Originally posted by Get Real Bro View Post
    I don't hate God, and I really dislike butt sex
    Impossible. If you hate God, you like butt sex.

    Can you provide a scripture saying that God hates butt sex?
    God hates butt sex: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

    God hates butt sex so much that he commands us to kill all gays: Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them."
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Ksevio
      Unsaved trash
      • Oct 2010
      • 144

      #242
      Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

      Wouldn't bananas or carrots be better evidence than cucumbers in that case? Cucumbers are all prickly and would need to be picked at the right time and prepared before they could be used.

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      • Get Real Bro
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Oct 2010
        • 65

        #243
        Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        Possible. If you hate God, you like butt sex. Same Vice-versa.

        God hates butt sex: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

        God hates butt sex so much that he commands us to kill all gays: Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them."
        Doesn't show any of God's emotion.

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #244
          Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

          Originally posted by Get Real Bro View Post
          Doesn't show any of God's emotion.
          Hate isn't an emotion.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Get Real Bro
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Oct 2010
            • 65

            #245
            Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
            Hate isn't an emotion.
            It's a (n intense) feeling yes, but expressed through emotion.

            The scripture didn't say directly that "God hates x", nor did it describe God's feelings.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #246
              Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

              Originally posted by Get Real Bro View Post
              It's a (n intense) feeling yes, but expressed through emotion.

              The scripture didn't say directly that "God hates x", nor did it describe God's feelings.
              God want's people who do butt sex killed. That sounds pretty clearly like hate to me.

              Face it sinner. Cucumber butt sex prove God exists.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • BelieverInGod
                Fourm Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2010
                • 9269

                #247
                Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

                Originally posted by Ksevio View Post
                Wouldn't bananas or carrots be better evidence than cucumbers in that case? Cucumbers are all prickly and would need to be picked at the right time and prepared before they could be used.
                I really want to know where you people are getting your cucumbers from? Prickly? Too large to fit?

                Are you confusing cucumbers and cactus?
                Drama queen

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                • Ksevio
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 144

                  #248
                  Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

                  Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                  I really want to know where you people are getting your cucumbers from? Prickly? Too large to fit?

                  Are you confusing cucumbers and cactus?
                  My garden actually. Usually they remove the spines before selling them in the stores (they just rub off with a rough cloth).

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                  • Get Real Bro
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Oct 2010
                    • 65

                    #249
                    Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    God want's people who do butt sex killed. That sounds pretty clearly like hate to me.
                    To you, yes.

                    To me and other rational well minded people, no.

                    It's a LAW, the JUDGE should not HATE, else, he is NO JUDGE.

                    I find it childish that because you dissagreed with me that you actually gave me an infraction. Can't you just disguss this matter on an equal level? Seems not.

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #250
                      Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

                      Originally posted by Get Real Bro View Post
                      To you, yes.

                      To me and other rational well minded people, no.

                      It's a LAW, the JUDGE should not HATE, else, he is NO JUDGE.

                      I find it childish that because you dissagreed with me that you actually gave me an infraction. Can't you just disguss this matter on an equal level? Seems not.
                      Weak try heretic. God says otherwise
                      Leviticus 20:23
                      And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.
                      And please explain to my why else would God make such crimes as sodomy punishable by death and damnation if He doesn't hate the act????

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • Get Real Bro
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Oct 2010
                        • 65

                        #251
                        Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        Weak try heretic. God says otherwise
                        Leviticus 20:23
                        And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.
                        And please explain to my why else would God make such crimes as sodomy punishable by death and damnation if He doesn't hate the act????
                        God didn't say anything.

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #252
                          Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

                          Originally posted by Get Real Bro View Post
                          God didn't say anything.
                          God said it to Moses who wrote it down.

                          And again: God demands people killed and God damns people to Hell for breaking His law. How is that not hate for evil acts?

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • BelieverInGod
                            Fourm Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 9269

                            #253
                            Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

                            Originally posted by Ksevio View Post
                            My garden actually. Usually they remove the spines before selling them in the stores (they just rub off with a rough cloth).
                            I have a garden, I have grown cucumbers. I have never seen a spiny one.

                            And why exactly are you rubbing these spines off? What kind of disgusting fantasy's are you trying to plant in our heads?
                            Drama queen

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                            • Get Real Bro
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 65

                              #254
                              Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                              God said it to Moses who wrote it down.

                              And again: God demands people killed and God damns people to Hell for breaking His law. How is that not hate for evil acts?
                              Politicians also send people to hell for breaking their laws, although indirectly. They don't hate them, they still want to help them.

                              Also, how can you confirm Moses wasn't a manipulator who just wanted to write stories and gain money for his family?

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                              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 8337

                                #255
                                Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

                                @ Get Real Bro

                                Why would God need to forgive people if He didn't hate them in the first place?
                                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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