[BornAgain]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Seeing as I made my point and my point makes sense and all of you stutter and stammer about 'uuuuhhhhhh because god says so!!' I would have to say I'm right.

Is that what you're going to say to Jesus on judgement day? Let's see how much you're laughing then.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Is that what you're going to say to Jesus on judgement day? Let's see how much you're laughing then.

I'm not worried, NewBorn.
I don't believe in heaven, hell, god or jeebuz, and even if there was a hell or heaven, I'd rather go to hell than to heaven if heaven were full of xtians.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

I'm not worried, NewBorn.
I don't believe in heaven, hell, god or jeebuz, and even if there was a hell or heaven, I'd rather go to hell than to heaven if heaven were full of xtians.

Well Jesus believes in you, witch. He has a special sulfur pit with your name on it waiting for you in hell. You will find that your master satan doesn't take kindly to smart mouth harlots. Praise Jesus I yearn for that day!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Testicles help DISprove intelligent design!

First of all, I do not believe in your god. Second of all, that passage suggests polytheism whereas I thought you were monotheists. OUR image. Let US. OUR likeness. And who are 'they' exactly?

It is the holy trinity, you harlot!
Try KNOWING the Holy KJV1611 Bible before you type.

For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost:
And these three are one.
1 John 5:7

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Well Jesus believes in you, witch. He has a special sulfur pit with your name on it waiting for you in hell. You will find that your master satan doesn't take kindly to smart mouth harlots. Praise Jesus I yearn for that day!

If that were the case, wouldn't I know about it by now?

It is the holy trinity, you harlot!
Try KNOWING the Holy KJV1611 Bible before you type.

For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost:
And these three are one.
1 John 5:7

I think not, SS. First of all, the whole three being one thing kinda cancels that out, second of all, I quote this passage:

Genesis 6:2 That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose.

And this one:

Genesis 6:4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.

That does not talk about the 'holy trinity'. That is clearly talking about other deities, or divinities. It seems the editors of the bible forgot to take out that part.

The fact is, the bible clearly started off polytheist, and morphed into monotheist somewhere in its garbled mess of nonsensical ramblings.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

I think not, SS. First of all, the whole three being one thing kinda cancels that out, second of all, I quote this passage:

Genesis 6:2 That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose.

And this one:

Genesis 6:4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.

That does not talk about the 'holy trinity'. That is clearly talking about other deities, or divinities. It seems the editors of the bible forgot to take out that part.

The fact is, the bible clearly started off polytheist, and morphed into monotheist somewhere in its garbled mess of nonsensical ramblings.

The Bible is talking about angels there;
The Nephilim, whom were the forefathers of the Anakim, slayed by the Israelites under the command of Joshua.
Any person with even the slighest education (or intelligence) would know that!

And we are ALL sons of God (although being a woman, you don't qualify as that) since He created us..
Or are you claiming to be a god?
The nerve on you, harlot!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Testicles help DISprove intelligent design!

First of all, I do not believe in your god. Second of all, that passage suggests polytheism whereas I thought you were monotheists. OUR image. Let US. OUR likeness. And who are 'they' exactly?

And if that god were real, and were indeed the creator, and did indeed have a 'thingie' (for crying out loud, grow up and say the word Godly Seed!) then surely he would have designed for himself a more convenient set of Godly Seeds?

Father, Son, Holy Spirit. Jesus was there at the beginning with God, and They have the same likeness! You'll have to try better than that, Van Hairlip

Are you saying God created Himself? He just is! He always has been, always will be. So therefore, so has His Godly Seed.

God 2 - Heathen 0

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

The Bible is talking about angels there;
The Nephilim, whom were the forefathers of the Anakim, slayed by the Israelites under the command of Joshua.
Any person with even the slighest education (or intelligence) would know that!

Does the bible say angels? No, it says 'sons of god'. If the writers wanted to say angels, they would have said angels, seeing as all through the bible and in Genesis it has no problem referring to angels. No, there is a clear difference there.
You are just giving your interpretation there, unless you are one of the biblical writers, you cannot say for certain what it is that they meant.

And we are ALL sons of God (although being a woman, you don't qualify as that) since He created us..
Or are you claiming to be a god?
The nerve on you, harlot!

No, I'm merely pointing out the facts of what is written in the bible as I see 'em. The words, pure and simple. Not an interpretation. And isn't it you folk who always say that interpretations are 'twisting the words of the bible to suit one's own purpose'.
And interpreting to your own purpose is exactly what you are doing.

Are you saying God created Himself? He just is! He always has been, always will be. So therefore, so has His Godly Seed.

Well, if your god were real and an all powerful deity, surely he'd be able to redesign his downstairs to allow for better, more convenient GONADS!

[BornAgain]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Well, if your god were real and an all powerful deity, surely he'd be able to redesign his downstairs to allow for better, more convenient GONADS!

Well, ever stop to think maybe our "Gonads" are one of God's many punishments for the downfall of mankind?

Of course you are too busy eating aborted fetuses to learn about God's word.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Well, if your god were real and an all powerful deity, surely he'd be able to redesign his downstairs to allow for better, more convenient MANLY BITS!

He's GOD! Everything's already convenient for Him! What, some planet is going to come whizzing along and catch him down there by surprise? It's not going to happen. He's God! And even if He did allow a planet to hit Him down there, it's not going to hurt Him. He's GOD!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Does the bible say angels? No, it says 'sons of god'. If the writers wanted to say angels, they would have said angels, seeing as all through the bible and in Genesis it has no problem referring to angels. No, there is a clear difference there.
You are just giving your interpretation there, unless you are one of the biblical writers, you cannot say for certain what it is that they meant.

To which I ask, does it say: "OTHER GODS, WHO WERE SONS OF GOD"? NO, it doesn't, YOU are interpretating.

Let me ask you:
Do you recognise satan as having been an angel before being cast down?
Do you consider him a god? (You vile devil-worshipper!)

No, I'm merely pointing out the facts of what is written in the bible as I see 'em. The words, pure and simple. Not an interpretation. And isn't it you folk who always say that interpretations are 'twisting the words of the bible to suit one's own purpose'.
And interpreting to your own purpose is exactly what you are doing.

Oh really?
Why then does the Bible say we are the sons of God?

For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God.
Romans 8:14

Well, if your god were real and an all powerful deity, surely he'd be able to redesign his downstairs to allow for better, more convenient GONADS!

Why should He make it easy for us?
We doesn't even deserve any mercy from Him.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Intelligent Design? There's nothing intelligent about it. In fact, it's as wicked as evilutionism, but much more subtle and insidious. It's the Creation Science equivalent of those lieberal Agnostichristian parishes where Pastor Feelgood blesses the unions of sodomites while paraphrasing the NIV and thinking lustful thoughts about the mulatto boy seated in the front pew... and as True Christians™, we must not settle for it. The LORD does not believe in half measures.

Revelation 3:16
So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

It's almost as if He had the whole ID brouhaha in mind when He wrote that verse. And people say the Scriptures don't apply to today's world!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Ok, I'm sure I'll get a good telling-off for posting the word 'testicle', but here it is. How would intelligent design answer the question of testicles? For you see, male avians (birds) have their sexual organs tucked neatly inside, and they only come out when it is time for the bird to mate.
Why is this not the case for human males as well?

For as the men here probably know, even a slight prod to that area is enough to induce pain, and kicking a man hard enough there can induce unbelievable pain and/or medical problems.

So, if you believe in intelligent design, how do you explain the fact such a sensitive organ, vital for reproduction and survival of the race, has been placed in such a vulnerable position, as well as being extremely sensitive? You'd think it'd be at least tough.

So then, flat-earthers, explain that one.

Easy slick Baby Eater;

man must fear God and know God will send man to hell if man disobeys God. Therefore man must have an idea of the kind of pain hell is. That is why God, in His infinite merciful love, placed a highly sensitive daddy bag on man and beset him with a spiteful, harpyish wife who is depravedly obsessed with the daddy sack, constantly trying to bite it off or otherwise attacking it. Women don't have such things because they have no souls anyway to send to hell. GLORY!

Any more questions harlot?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

THE NERVE!

I am HIGHLYOFFENDED!

I innocetnly clicked this thread expecting lies from Mrs. Hellbound. I however, DID NOT expect to be sexually assulted!

There should be a warning on the title of this thread. When I read your words I was accousted by PORN! I pert near fainted! You could have KILLED me! I could have fainted, hit my head on the bookcase behind me and DIED!

You filthy witch! I am assigning you 100 infraction points for posting this utter filth and failing to warn innocents that they are about to read PORN!

This thread is not fit for any True Christian™ Lady to lay her innocent eyes upon.


Disgusted, Sister Thumper

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

For you see, male avians (birds) have their sexual organs tucked neatly inside, and they only come out when it is time for the bird to mate.
Why is this not the case for human males as well?

I just read this question for the first time. When humans are born, their package is neatly tucked behind skin. Then so called doctors snip it off, unless you're a joo. Then they wait till you're 13 ot 14. Also... Men who roll around on the ground for two house after a minor blow to the gonads, are looking for symapthy. They want someone to kiss them and make them all better.

You could ask why they're not completely inside. I'd say it's because we'd not be men if they were.