[BornAgain]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Well, if your god were real and an all powerful deity, surely he'd be able to redesign his downstairs to allow for better, more convenient GONADS!

Well, ever stop to think maybe our "Gonads" are one of God's many punishments for the downfall of mankind?

Of course you are too busy eating aborted fetuses to learn about God's word.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

The Bible is talking about angels there;
The Nephilim, whom were the forefathers of the Anakim, slayed by the Israelites under the command of Joshua.
Any person with even the slighest education (or intelligence) would know that!

Does the bible say angels? No, it says 'sons of god'. If the writers wanted to say angels, they would have said angels, seeing as all through the bible and in Genesis it has no problem referring to angels. No, there is a clear difference there.
You are just giving your interpretation there, unless you are one of the biblical writers, you cannot say for certain what it is that they meant.

And we are ALL sons of God (although being a woman, you don't qualify as that) since He created us..
Or are you claiming to be a god?
The nerve on you, harlot!

No, I'm merely pointing out the facts of what is written in the bible as I see 'em. The words, pure and simple. Not an interpretation. And isn't it you folk who always say that interpretations are 'twisting the words of the bible to suit one's own purpose'.
And interpreting to your own purpose is exactly what you are doing.

Are you saying God created Himself? He just is! He always has been, always will be. So therefore, so has His Godly Seed.

Well, if your god were real and an all powerful deity, surely he'd be able to redesign his downstairs to allow for better, more convenient GONADS!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Testicles help DISprove intelligent design!

First of all, I do not believe in your god. Second of all, that passage suggests polytheism whereas I thought you were monotheists. OUR image. Let US. OUR likeness. And who are 'they' exactly?

And if that god were real, and were indeed the creator, and did indeed have a 'thingie' (for crying out loud, grow up and say the word Godly Seed!) then surely he would have designed for himself a more convenient set of Godly Seeds?

Father, Son, Holy Spirit. Jesus was there at the beginning with God, and They have the same likeness! You'll have to try better than that, Van Hairlip

Are you saying God created Himself? He just is! He always has been, always will be. So therefore, so has His Godly Seed.

God 2 - Heathen 0

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

I think not, SS. First of all, the whole three being one thing kinda cancels that out, second of all, I quote this passage:

Genesis 6:2 That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose.

And this one:

Genesis 6:4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.

That does not talk about the 'holy trinity'. That is clearly talking about other deities, or divinities. It seems the editors of the bible forgot to take out that part.

The fact is, the bible clearly started off polytheist, and morphed into monotheist somewhere in its garbled mess of nonsensical ramblings.

The Bible is talking about angels there;
The Nephilim, whom were the forefathers of the Anakim, slayed by the Israelites under the command of Joshua.
Any person with even the slighest education (or intelligence) would know that!

And we are ALL sons of God (although being a woman, you don't qualify as that) since He created us..
Or are you claiming to be a god?
The nerve on you, harlot!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Well Jesus believes in you, witch. He has a special sulfur pit with your name on it waiting for you in hell. You will find that your master satan doesn't take kindly to smart mouth harlots. Praise Jesus I yearn for that day!

If that were the case, wouldn't I know about it by now?

It is the holy trinity, you harlot!
Try KNOWING the Holy KJV1611 Bible before you type.

For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost:
And these three are one.
1 John 5:7

I think not, SS. First of all, the whole three being one thing kinda cancels that out, second of all, I quote this passage:

Genesis 6:2 That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose.

And this one:

Genesis 6:4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.

That does not talk about the 'holy trinity'. That is clearly talking about other deities, or divinities. It seems the editors of the bible forgot to take out that part.

The fact is, the bible clearly started off polytheist, and morphed into monotheist somewhere in its garbled mess of nonsensical ramblings.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Testicles help DISprove intelligent design!

First of all, I do not believe in your god. Second of all, that passage suggests polytheism whereas I thought you were monotheists. OUR image. Let US. OUR likeness. And who are 'they' exactly?

It is the holy trinity, you harlot!
Try KNOWING the Holy KJV1611 Bible before you type.

For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost:
And these three are one.
1 John 5:7

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

I'm not worried, NewBorn.
I don't believe in heaven, hell, god or jeebuz, and even if there was a hell or heaven, I'd rather go to hell than to heaven if heaven were full of xtians.

Well Jesus believes in you, witch. He has a special sulfur pit with your name on it waiting for you in hell. You will find that your master satan doesn't take kindly to smart mouth harlots. Praise Jesus I yearn for that day!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Is that what you're going to say to Jesus on judgement day? Let's see how much you're laughing then.

I'm not worried, NewBorn.
I don't believe in heaven, hell, god or jeebuz, and even if there was a hell or heaven, I'd rather go to hell than to heaven if heaven were full of xtians.

[BornAgain]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Seeing as I made my point and my point makes sense and all of you stutter and stammer about 'uuuuhhhhhh because god says so!!' I would have to say I'm right.

Is that what you're going to say to Jesus on judgement day? Let's see how much you're laughing then.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Seeing as I made my point and my point makes sense and all of you stutter and stammer about 'uuuuhhhhhh because god says so!!' I would have to say I'm right.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Well, well, little boy. Once again you fall on 'because god says so' seeing as you simply don't have an answer. Score one more to me, no points for the rest of you guys.

Wrong again, empty-headed female. Jesus always wins. Always.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Regardless, it doesn't have to be "intelligent" by secular standards. God is infinitely more intelligent than us, so who is anyone to question His wisdom? You of all people, Van Hellbound.

Well, well, little boy. Once again you fall on 'because god says so' seeing as you simply don't have an answer. One more to me, no points for the rest of you guys.

[BornAgain]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Regardless, it doesn't have to be "intelligent" by secular standards. God is infinitely more intelligent than us, so who is anyone to question His wisdom? You of all people, Van Hellbound.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Testicles help DISprove intelligent design!

Genesis 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness

It's right there at the beginning, Van Hopeless! You can't even get past the first chapter? God made man in His image. Men have thingies, ergo God has a thingie. D'uh!

First of all, I do not believe in your god. Second of all, that passage suggests polytheism whereas I thought you were monotheists. OUR image. Let US. OUR likeness. And who are 'they' exactly?

And if that god were real, and were indeed the creator, and did indeed have a 'thingie' (for crying out loud, grow up and say the word testicle!) then surely he would have designed for himself a more convenient set of gonads?
Anyway, that argument is stupid seeing as we're arguing about the whims of a being I don't believe exists. The point is, those things are NOT 'intelligently designed'! At all!

And yet your evilutionary theory falls apart since external testicles provide no "evilutionary benefit" and is therefore not a "positive mutation" as your satan-worshipping scientists would put it, Van Harlot.

Wrong, little boy. The way people have evolved, the inconveniently set-out gonads are still able to do their job. Not to mention, men have in all likelihood been playing with those things since time immemorial. Evolution takes time and a lot of it works around adaptation. Humans are firstly a very young species and secondly have found ways to protect the inconvenient gonads, thus the need to adapt is not pressing.
Sheesh.

[BornAgain]

Re: Testicles help DISprove intelligent design!

In other words, you have no idea, do you? It must surely be obvious even to you that such a thing does NOT illustrate intelligent design so instead you fall back on 'because god says so!'

And yet your evilutionary theory falls apart since external testicles provide no "evilutionary benefit" and is therefore not a "positive mutation" as your satan-worshipping scientists would put it, Van Harlot.