[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Can you find ANY evidence at all in the Holy KJV 1611 Bible that God thinks Men and women are "equal" in any way? Of course you can't. Because they aren't. Men are superior to women in every important, meaningful way. A happy woman is a woman who knows and accepts her limitations and accepts her proper place in life....On her knees.

See that's exactly why you are so hateful and miserable all the time.

I do many things on my knees. A few examples:
Weed my garden
Look for items that roll under furniture
Scrub the bathroom when it's my turn to clean it
Place books, movies, and cd's on the lower shelves of the bookcases

I just don't see 24/7 kneeling as a valid lifestyle choise for me. If you're into that, fine for you.
You're the one who is unhappy with my way of life. I'm quite satisfied with it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Actually, no. I figure that if I leave it down, he has to raise it, so if he leaves it up, it's no big deal for me to lower it. Fair is fair - equality works both ways.

Can you find ANY evidence at all in the Holy KJV 1611 Bible that God thinks Men and women are "equal" in any way? Of course you can't. Because they aren't. Men are superior to women in every important, meaningful way. A happy woman is a woman who knows and accepts her limitations and accepts her proper place in life....On her knees.

See that's exactly why you are so hateful and miserable all the time.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

That poor, poor man. Do you demand that he put the toilet seat down as well?

Actually, no. I figure that if I leave it down, he has to raise it, so if he leaves it up, it's no big deal for me to lower it. Fair is fair - equality works both ways.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED KNOW!
Keep your forked tong and filthy words behind your teeth, worm.
I didn't came here to read some low-level words out of filthy mouths.
Stop nagging her, she just gave her opinion, let her!

Seeing as I don't have a "forked tong" in my kitchen, I can only assume you have quoted me by mistake. It's quite alright, dear, no need to be embarrassed; PM me for a tutorial regarding the use of your little buttons.

Why should a woman be responsible for putting away a man's clothes? He knows where they belong just as well as she does.
I put away my clothes, he puts away his. I see nothing wrong with that.

That poor, poor man. Do you demand that he put the toilet seat down as well?

No, I cannot believe that you are so cold, so frothing and foaming with feminazi rabidity.

Hey,they're his socks,let him keep track of them.

Besides,they're almost entirely useless as condoms.

Well, you do speak with the voice of seedy experience, so I'll take your word for it. But I am terribly relieved that you aren't abusing the ancient art of knitting, and knitted products.

[lilith]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Because YOU don't put their socks away in the correct drawer, you silly chook!

Then again, the men you "entertain" probably keep their socks on while they go about their grubby business, lest you steal said socks and hock them off as washable, eco-friendly condoms to the other gummy ladies down at your local wharf.

Have you no shame?

Hey,they're his socks,let him keep track of them.

Besides,they're almost entirely useless as condoms.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Unsaved folks has axed a lot of stupid questions up on here, but that one there haves to be one o' the dumbest. Why would a man be doin' lady's work? Oh... thass right, you is married to a homer, so you be expectin' that from yo man.

Why should a woman be responsible for putting away a man's clothes? He knows where they belong just as well as she does.
I put away my clothes, he puts away his. I see nothing wrong with that.

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Unless the guy is in a body cast, why shouldn't he put away his own socks?

Unsaved folks has axed a lot of stupid questions up on here, but that one there haves to be one o' the dumbest. Why would a man be doin' lady's work? Oh... thass right, you is married to a homer, so you be expectin' that from yo man.

[Star Finder]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Hey Garbage Baby.

YOU HAD BETTER BE NICE TO MRS ROGERS!

I am making my move on that lovely vision and I don't need you getting her all angry and queering it for me.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED KNOW!
Keep your forked tong and filthy words behind your teeth, worm.
I didn't came here to read some low-level words out of filthy mouths.
Stop nagging her, she just gave her opinion, let her!

G-Bay,

We know "Granny Porn" is a big fetish with you unsaved but cut it out with Mrs. Rogers and show her some respect.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Because YOU don't put their socks away in the correct drawer, you silly chook!

Unless the guy is in a body cast, why shouldn't he put away his own socks?

[G-Baby]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

You expect me to know why God does what He does? If He wanted us to know these things, He would have written it in the Bible. Duh!

See, those contradictions make it hard to read this forum neat.
I thought you guys said that god didn't WROTE the bible.

Because YOU don't put their socks away in the correct drawer, you silly chook!

Then again, the men you "entertain" probably keep their socks on while they go about their grubby business, lest you steal said socks and hock them off as washable, eco-friendly condoms to the other gummy ladies down at your local wharf.

Have you no shame?

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED KNOW!
Keep your forked tong and filthy words behind your teeth, worm.
I didn't came here to read some low-level words out of filthy mouths.
Stop nagging her, she just gave her opinion, let her!

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Just wondering....if masculinity "proves intelligent design",then why can they never find their socks,then?

Because YOU don't put their socks away in the correct drawer, you silly chook!

Then again, the men you "entertain" probably keep their socks on while they go about their grubby business, lest you steal said socks and hock them off as washable, eco-friendly condoms to the other gummy ladies down at your local wharf.

Have you no shame?

[lilith]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Just wondering....if masculinity "proves intelligent design",then why can they never find their socks,then?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Testicles help DISprove intelligent design!

Why would someone who had always existed need semen to produce someone else who had always existed?

You expect me to know why God does what He does? If He wanted us to know these things, He would have written it in the Bible. Duh!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Testicles help DISprove intelligent design!

Father, Son, Holy Spirit. Jesus was there at the beginning with God, and They have the same likeness! You'll have to try better than that, Van Hairlip

Are you saying God created Himself? He just is! He always has been, always will be. So therefore, so has His Godly Seed.

God 2 - Heathen 0

Why would someone who had always existed need semen to produce someone else who had always existed?