[BornAgain]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

I don't believe in hell but there are spiders. And I don't want to see them!!!! Especially not that close up!!

Better get repenting then, Van Hellion.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

No, I'm saying that I don't have a problem with the killing and skinning of animals. In fact, I keep a little album of photos like these that I browse through from time to time, just to remind me what I'm eating: *snip* horrible image *snip*

There's something about seeing GOD's will done like that that just makes me feel kind of warm inside. Obviously, it's better if you imagine they're ragheads.

That picture...UGH....and I happened to look at it right after eating. It seems you have a lot less problem with skinning than I do, yet you said it's me who advocates it!

So you alternate between worshipping fluffy bunnies and eating them? Friend, anyone who would eat their god is not right in the head. You're worse than a Catholic.

I not once, ever said that I worship fluffy bunnies. I do NOT worship fluffy bunnies. Not even slightly.

P.S. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THEM FOR ETERNITY IN HELL, SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET USED TO THEM NOW!!!!!!!

I don't believe in hell but there are spiders. And I don't want to see them!!!! Especially not that close up!!

So, I'm wondering, just how much of your evilutionary research was done first-hand?

There are many sources that support evolution, even if I haven't made all the discoveries. But the fact is, if I had the means I could go and see it all for myself. Evidence, right there.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

It says so in a book, can't you think for yourself? Have you never thought to question what's in that book, ever?

So, I'm wondering, just how much of your evilutionary research was done first-hand?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

So you're saying that you think I'm a bad person for not catching and skinning and cleaning my own cows/pigs/sheep/chicken???
Are you saying that's what you do??

No, I'm saying that I don't have a problem with the killing and skinning of animals. In fact, I keep a little album of photos like these that I browse through from time to time, just to remind me what I'm eating:

There's something about seeing GOD's will done like that that just makes me feel kind of warm inside. Obviously, it's better if you imagine they're ragheads.

Yeah, I do. Their fuzziness doesn't bother me overly. And I buy organic meat, so for the price I pay, it had better be what they say it is.

P.S. ENOUGH WITH THE SPIDERS ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS JUST SADISTIC OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!

So you alternate between worshipping fluffy bunnies and eating them? Friend, anyone who would eat their god is not right in the head. You're worse than a Catholic.

P.S. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THEM FOR ETERNITY IN HELL, SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET USED TO THEM NOW!!!!!!!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Meat is meat. Cows and pigs and fluffy bunnies are all made of meat.

Yeah, so what's your point? I've never eaten bunny but I've heard it's good eating.

Friend, your position is morally indefensible. By all means eat meat because that's what GOD gave us the animals for, but thinking "I'll just pay someone else to perform this horrible act for me, then I won't have any moral responsibility for it" is simply balderdash. The world is not an innocent place, and if we are to stay in touch with reality we must all think about unpleasant things from time to time. Does the thought of being eternally sodomised by this little beauty make you squeamish?*snip* HORRIBLE IMAGE *snip*

So you're saying that you think I'm a bad person for not catching and skinning and cleaning my own cows/pigs/sheep/chicken???
Are you saying that's what you do??

You actually think you're eating cows and pigs? Bwahahaha. I take it you never eat sheep or chickens then?

Yeah, I do. Their fuzziness doesn't bother me overly. And I buy organic meat, so for the price I pay, it had better be what they say it is.

P.S. ENOUGH WITH THE SPIDERS ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS JUST SADISTIC OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

And I do eat meat, and I like meat, however I'm not the one who does the skinning. The thought makes me squeamish which is why I don't like to think about it.

Friend, your position is morally indefensible. By all means eat meat because that's what GOD gave us the animals for, but thinking "I'll just pay someone else to perform this horrible act for me, then I won't have any moral responsibility for it" is simply balderdash. The world is not an innocent place, and if we are to stay in touch with reality we must all think about unpleasant things from time to time. Does the thought of being eternally sodomised by this little beauty make you squeamish?

If you want to avoid it, better get right with Jesus, and fast!

And last I checked, since when were cows and pigs fluffy?

You actually think you're eating cows and pigs? Bwahahaha. I take it you never eat sheep or chickens then?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

And last I checked, since when were cows and pigs fluffy?

Meat is meat. Cows and pigs and fluffy bunnies are all made of meat.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

I don't even think about what "the back rooms in a butcher shop" is supposed to be a euphemism for, you awful little deviant. So do you avoid eating meat at all costs, or are you just a hypocrite who can't face the consequences of their actions? Good grief, if you can't even come to terms with the fact that the kebabs you munch are made from the same fluffy rodents you worship, no wonder you can't get your head round the way that rejecting morality and God will lead straight to eternal hellfire!

Well, I didn't mean that as a euphemism for anything, however please do enlighten me as to what YOU were thinking of .

And I do eat meat, and I like meat, however I'm not the one who does the skinning. The thought makes me squeamish which is why I don't like to think about it.

And last I checked, since when were cows and pigs fluffy?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

No I don't believe in skinning. It makes me squeamish to even think of the back rooms in a butcher shop!

I don't even think about what "the back rooms in a butcher shop" is supposed to be a euphemism for, you awful little deviant. So do you avoid eating meat at all costs, or are you just a hypocrite who can't face the consequences of their actions? Good grief, if you can't even come to terms with the fact that the kebabs you munch are made from the same fluffy rodents you worship, no wonder you can't get your head round the way that rejecting morality and God will lead straight to eternal hellfire!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Why? God is torturing them for the wicked things He created them to do. It is a good thing for the damned to suffer. It says so in The Bible.

It says so in a book, can't you think for yourself? Have you never thought to question what's in that book, ever?

and anyway why are you complaining?? You think skinning someone alive is a religious act!

Show me even one instance where I have EVER said that.
No I don't believe in skinning. It makes me squeamish to even think of the back rooms in a butcher shop!

Well, there we have it. She finally admits it.

I see we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, Zeke?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Because I already promised my soul to the boogeyman.

Well, there we have it. She finally admits it.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

What I find rather disturbing is how pleased you seem at the idea of watching millions of people get tortured.

Why? God is torturing them for the wicked things He created them to do. It is a good thing for the damned to suffer. It says so in The Bible.

and anyway why are you complaining?? You think skinning someone alive is a religious act!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Right, deny the truth all you want, harlot.
It won't save you from the fiery pit of hell, where giant demon spiders will sodomize you for all eternity!

Arrrggghhhh!!!!! Don't mention such things!! Ever!!!!!!

With the kind of things usually put in your mouth, I'm surprised you would mind a few words in there..
And so, you basically agree that every animal is well designed then?
Thank you agreeing with me that God is a great and intelligent designer!
Praise God!

NO, I never said that. I said that strange animals, as unusual as they are, have in time adapted to their environments. And such things do take time.

What is this obsession with fiction?
You have the irrefutable truth laid out in the holy KJV1611!!
So why would you need some stupid movie or some fictionous book?

You're hardly one to talk about being obsessed with fiction. You're obsessed with the bible aren't you?

And if that was true then here..
This is just as logical an experiment that you may try at home:
Put a few persons underwater and if evilution is true then they will "adapt" and "evolve" (ie grow) gills.
Oh they won't huh? You know why:
Because evilution is false and doesn't make sense!
Stop pushing this lie of satan!

Evolution takes time to happen. It isn't like a microwave where you put the frozen stuff in, press a button, and one minute later, pizza! It takes time. Of course someone isn't just going to grow gills if you throw them in the water. Same as we wouldn't grow wings if you threw us off a cliff!

What evidence is that?
It comes from the same source. (so-called "scientists)
That's the same guys as those pushing the gene myth!
Biased from beginning to end.

So I suppose the fact that actual results are seen from geneticists means nothing to you then?

The Bible is supported by several witnesses:
For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost:
And these three are one.
1 John 5:7

That doesn't count. That's still part of the bible.

God is the most reliable witness of all, and there He testifies, in all of His three shapes which makes up the Holy trinity!
In court, one swears an oath on His Word, and that is supposed to be reliable enough to sentence a man to death..
So why would the very writer of said book be unreliable?
You don't make any sense!

Do you have any proof that the bible was written by a deity?

Why should He have designed something to be "perfect"?
God saw it was "GOOD", not perfect.
Are you to judge what's perfect or not? Only one is perfect: GOD!
There can only be one kind of perfection, it follows by logic, and that perfection is God.
And He does not share His glory with others.

I may not be able to judge perfect for 100%, but I can recognize flawed!

And maybe I should remind you that you are far from perfect yourself.
Only God and His servants (True Christians) are allowed to pass any judgement, after all.

Heh, I know I'm not perfect. But that's part of being human.

You hate to be mean? That's a laugh. You come in here every day and spew your hatred and mock God in every way imaginable! You advocate for sodomites, feminaziism, tree-huggers and baby-murderers....now THAT is sick!

How is it sick that I hope for equality for all? Gays, women, environmentalists and pro-choice people deserve equal rights. What I find amazing is that you people are against abortion but all for the death penalty...don't you find that just a little ironic?

God created evil to test us. It wouldn't be fair if everyone just got a free pass into heaven without EARNING it first.

God wants us all to go to heaven, but as a Holy God, he must test us to make sure we are worthy of Him. Unfortunately, most of mankind has turned away from Him and His love and will suffer an eternity of gulping magma. Of course, everyone has a choice to follow His word and receive His loving gift of eternal salvation.

Won't you accept his gift?

Because I already promised my soul to the boogeyman.
Seriously, if your god were really real and really cared so much, you'd think he'd put in an appearance, even once. But no, no, nothing. No such thing.

GLORY!!! old Finally the tree humper has got it right! Yes God created us just to see us suffer and then in the end burn us, accept for a select few He loves (just to rub it into the rest what a bunch of losers He made them)! PRAISE! There is hope for you yet Rachael

What I find rather disturbing is how pleased you seem at the idea of watching millions of people get tortured.

If you'd read your Bible, you'd know that's precisely the case!

Proverbs 16:4
The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

And there's this thread: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...4627#post34627

Oh I know it well, what the bible says. But I just wanted to hear you say it!
There's this passage as well:

2 Thessalonians 2 11-12 11For this reason God sends them a powerful delusion so that they will believe the lie 12and so that all will be condemned who have not believed the truth but have delighted in wickedness.

Really nice religion you have there. And you call other people's beliefs evil!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Are you saying that you believe your all powerful creator created a race whom he knew would turn against him and thus he'd have the fun of burning?

If you'd read your Bible, you'd know that's precisely the case!

Proverbs 16:4
The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

And there's this thread: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...4627#post34627

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

And why would an intelligent designer want that? What would be the point of creating a race of imperfect creatures many of whom are inclined to violence etc?
Are you saying that you believe your all powerful creator created a race whom he knew would turn against him and thus he'd have the fun of burning?

GLORY!!! Finally the tree humper has got it right! Yes God created us just to see us suffer and then in the end burn us, accept for a select few He loves (just to rub it into the rest what a bunch of losers He made them)! PRAISE! There is hope for you yet Rachael