[Brother Temperance]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Well said, sister Mary. A horse is a horse, of course. Of course!

Yes, but why won't it stop posting in our forums?
Is this the real Van SpiderBaby?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Okay, you should have said that in the first place, harlot.

So it's a horse-like creature that didn't last long after the flood. Would you say a spider monkey is a distant ancestor of a howler monkey? Of course not! They're of the same kind! So a eohippus would have been of the same kind as a horse.

You really do have to try and do better than that.

Well said, sister Mary. A horse is a horse, of course. Of course!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

I mean Eohippus, not an ancient Greek:

(From Dictionary.com)

e·o·hip·pus –noun
the earliest known horse, a member of the extinct genus Hyracotherium (Eohippus), from the early Eocene Epoch of the Northern Hemisphere; a terrier-sized herbivore having four hoofed toes on each forefoot and three on each hind foot, and low-crowned teeth.
Also called dawn horse, hyracotherium.

Okay, you should have said that in the first place, harlot.

So it's a horse-like creature that didn't last long after the flood. Would you say a spider monkey is a distant ancestor of a howler monkey? Of course not! They're of the same kind! So a eohippus would have been of the same kind as a horse.

You really do have to try and do better than that.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

...For you see, male avians (birds) have their sexual organs tucked neatly inside, and they only come out when it is time for the bird to mate.
Why is this not the case for human males as well?
...

Jesus gave birds their special sex organs because he designed them to fly. Any intelligent aircraft designer knows that any protruding object increases aerodynamic drag (which increases as the square of the velocity) which makes flying energy inefficient. That is why all high performance aircraft have retractable landing gear. We give the sex organs of birds a special name for this in honor of God's design, it is called a cloaca, and it combines several functions in addition to procreation.

Men's tallywackers are shaped the way they are, firm and upright, to remind us that we are to fight wars to uphold God's holy word, slay for Jesus, defend our homes and perform the Godly seeding. That is why almost all weapons are shaped the way they are. You need to be reminded of this the next time that you grasp the holy sword.

You would be better off taking some real flying lessons (and not that silly broom) before advancing such stupid notions in the future.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

I'll get you one Sweety along with a triple decker sammich and your slippers.

Extra onions, and make it snappy. The game's on.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

No go fetch me a cold beer!

I'll get you one Sweety along with a triple decker sammich and your slippers.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

What in tarnation do ancient Greek philosophers have to do with horses?!!?!?

I mean Eohippus, not an ancient Greek:

(From Dictionary.com)

e·o·hip·pus –noun
the earliest known horse, a member of the extinct genus Hyracotherium (Eohippus), from the early Eocene Epoch of the Northern Hemisphere; a terrier-sized herbivore having four hoofed toes on each forefoot and three on each hind foot, and low-crowned teeth.
Also called dawn horse, hyracotherium.

Get your mind out of the gutter, witch. Just because everyone you know is a pervert who eats Christian babies, it doesn't follow that we Christian Men are playing "hide the pickle". Brother BA is busy studying the Holy Bible and engaging in deep prayer every day. Things that YOU should be doing as well.

Well, well, well! Look who has a certain something on the brain! I actually meant he's your little mimic....you took it to mean something.....quite different....leading me to wonder.....what kind of thoughts are they that dominate your brain, dear Zeke?

No go fetch me a cold beer!

Just as soon as I've perfected teleporting.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

No, it's adaptation. Yes, they have grown to function in their enviroment, but take them out of that environment and they'd do poorly, until they were able to evolve and adapt to the new environment. That doesn't show intelligent design, just biological perseverance.

I can't wait to see how "poorly" you're going to do, once Jesus "takes you out of your environment", you demonic fool.

Awww, how cute, Zeke likes having a little shadow. Are you going to start wearing cute little matching outfits?

Get your mind out of the gutter, witch. Just because everyone you know is a pervert who eats Christian babies, it doesn't follow that we Christian Men are playing "hide the pickle". Brother BA is busy studying the Holy Bible and engaging in deep prayer every day. Things that YOU should be doing as well.

No go fetch me a cold beer!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Compare Eohippus to the modern horse.

What in tarnation do ancient Greek philosophers have to do with horses?!!?!?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

All the other crap you just said aside; you do agree that they function well from a biological point of view.
You only try to explain that with "evolution" and "adaption" while we know that it is God allmighty who designed them well.

No, it's adaptation. Yes, they have grown to function in their enviroment, but take them out of that environment and they'd do poorly, until they were able to evolve and adapt to the new environment. That doesn't show intelligent design, just biological perseverance.

That's your answer to everything isn't it?
"It takes time", "It takes time", "It takes time"..
If you repeat that enough maybe you'll really start believeing it.

Evolution does take time. Compare Eohippus to the modern horse.

What results would that be?

Oh, I don't know.....say....genetic engineering???

Prove science without science, and I'll prove the Bible without the Bible.

Science has evidence that anyone can see. What about the computer you're using, for one?

Yes, God tells me so, and I'd call Him a pretty reliable witness.

And do you also get told to start fires? Oh.....wait....silly question...

Can you recognize how flawed YOU are, and how flawed your arguments are?
If not, then you cannot even recognize flaws a mile wide.

My arguments at least can be backed up. All you have is saying 'god did it'.

I don't have a problem with skinning, because I recognise it's a necessary part of my lifestyle and consequence of my actions. It's also a necessary part of your lifestyle and consequence of your actions, but you seem to want to pretend it's not happening.

I know that the beef and other meat I eat is the result of a skinned animal. But you said I do the skinning myself for religious purposes. I most certainly do not.

Alright, you worship Satan in a fluffy bunny outfit. Happy now?

I don't worship fluffy bunnies, nor anyone in a bunny costume. Not anything resembling a bunny. No bunny, no bunny costumes, nada on the bunny. Get over it!

Better get repenting then, Van Bellend.

Hmm...nope.

Who wouldn't want to sound like Godly Pastor Zeke?

Uhhhhh.....any sane person?

Keep your hateful comments to yourself, heathen trash. Brother Bornagain is in training, and stands a much better chance of gaing access to eternal Salvation© one day than you ever will.

Awww, how cute, Zeke likes having a little shadow. Are you going to start wearing cute little matching outfits?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

BornAgain, are you Zeke's long-lost brother? Because either you're starting to sound a lot like him by accident, or you're wanting to on purpose!

Keep your hateful comments to yourself, heathen trash. Brother Bornagain is in training, and stands a much better chance of gaing access to eternal Salvation© one day than you ever will.

Keep up the good work Brother Born!!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

That picture...UGH....and I happened to look at it right after eating. It seems you have a lot less problem with skinning than I do, yet you said it's me who advocates it!
I don't have a problem with skinning, because I recognise it's a necessary part of my lifestyle and consequence of my actions. It's also a necessary part of your lifestyle and consequence of your actions, but you seem to want to pretend it's not happening.

I not once, ever said that I worship fluffy bunnies. I do NOT worship fluffy bunnies. Not even slightly.
Alright, you worship Satan in a fluffy bunny outfit. Happy now?

I don't believe in hell but there are spiders. And I don't want to see them!!!! Especially not that close up!!
Better get repenting then, Van Bellend.

BornAgain, are you Zeke's long-lost brother? Because either you're starting to sound a lot like him by accident, or you're wanting to on purpose!
Who wouldn't want to sound like Godly Pastor Zeke?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

BornAgain, are you Zeke's long-lost brother? Because either you're starting to sound a lot like him by accident, or you're wanting to on purpose!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

NO, I never said that. I said that strange animals, as unusual as they are, have in time adapted to their environments. And such things do take time.

All the other crap you just said aside; you do agree that they function well from a biological point of view.
You only try to explain that with "evolution" and "adaption" while we know that it is God allmighty who designed them well.

You're obsessed with the bible aren't you?

Yes, I am obsessed with the truth of God's Word, as anyone with any kind of concern for their soul should be!
Praise God!

Evolution takes time to happen. It isn't like a microwave where you put the frozen stuff in, press a button, and one minute later, pizza! It takes time. Of course someone isn't just going to grow gills if you throw them in the water. Same as we wouldn't grow wings if you threw us off a cliff!

That's your answer to everything isn't it?
"It takes time", "It takes time", "It takes time"..
If you repeat that enough maybe you'll really start believeing it.

So I suppose the fact that actual results are seen from geneticists means nothing to you then?

What results would that be?

That doesn't count. That's still part of the bible.

Prove science without science, and I'll prove the Bible without the Bible.

Do you have any proof that the bible was written by a deity?

Yes, God tells me so, and I'd call Him a pretty reliable witness.

I may not be able to judge perfect for 100%, but I can recognize flawed!

Can you recognize how flawed YOU are, and how flawed your arguments are?
If not, then you cannot even recognize flaws a mile wide.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

It says so in a book, can't you think for yourself? Have you never thought to question what's in that book, ever?

There are many sources that support evolution, even if I haven't made all the discoveries. But the fact is, if I had the means I could go and see it all for myself. Evidence, right there.

Once again, the contradictory lies of unsaved scum are exposed to the light of day. She attacks True Christians™ for "following a book" and "not thinking for ourselves". Then she turns around and tells us that she blindly follows a variety of unnamed books written by jews who have an agenda.

Give me the Holy Bible any day. Jesus tells me what to think!