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  • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

    Thank you for taking the time and the link - very helpful. Please do not insult or degrade me or my intelligence by suggesting only people like "you" could be visited by an angel. This was NOT some cute little fuzzy fairytale nor was it some life-saving event. It was simply an angelic voice telling me a name. Period. I realize most of the people on this site are pretty much over the top with themselves, their beliefs and their superiority to anyone not part of LBC. It happened to me. It was real. It was NOT a demon. My cats are not witches. (wow)

    However, I am damned most certainly in everyone's eyes on this website. Suit yourselves. I am gone. Enjoy discussing amongst yourselves without the thrill of an opinion remotely different from your own. At least one of you took the time to provide me the material I was seeking. I imagine that had to be painful for you Reverend but I do appreciate it.

    I will be laughing all the way to Oprah and if that happens, you can bet more people will understand the power of God and divine justice than the animosity and hate I have found here on this site. So, much for welcoming non-believers. Heck, I'm a believer and have received nothing but crap from everyone here because I refuse to recite verses form King James or refuse to accept the world is flat or that women should be subservient and on and on. Sorry, my story was not about sex, drugs, bleeding and violence but was about a stupid house pet.

    Oh, wait - most of you are men. I get it. Powerful old women that work for a living and have strong opinions opposite of yours = Satan. (Not to mention the "sissy" cat thing.)

    Damn, you know Pastor Zeke, you are one hot looking guy. What a shame. You guys could be fun if you all were not such a pain to even try and have a discussion outside of Bible quotes. There is more to faith and life than quotes from your KJ. Being able to recite some section verbatim does not equate understanding or superiority or salvation. You may call it acceptance. I call it apathy and know all humans are sinners regardless of what book is on the shelf or how many quotes you know from the scripture. No man (or woman) is above damnation and being saved once is not a free pass to go.

    (The angel section was what I needed to find.) Try not to slay too many demons - it gets old real fast.

    Happy Hunting, guys.
    sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
    21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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    • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

      Seriously, the hearing of voices is not uncommon when you are run-down, sleep-deprived and exhausted both physically and mentally. As I wrote earlier, cats are comforting and it is at your lowest point, if I recall correctly, that you heard a voice.

      As Rev. Rodimer rightly points out, the common perception of angels is of Tinkerbell characters or from the front of Christmas cards; and he is right when he says this is very far from the truth.

      It appears that you are rested and back to normal now, naturally, the voice is gone and that is good.

      The Lord does work in a mysterious way, but this is not a reason to think you have been selected by Him, or have experienced things that others have not - most things have a natural cause.

      The Lord is much a hands-off God in minor matters, mainly concerning Himself with Great Deeds, like earthquakes, wars and tsunamis.

      Enjoy your life with the cat.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

        Originally posted by PeteyT View Post
        I will pray that all of science becomes deaf, dumb, and blind. Then God can use his ultimate power to kill the nonbelievers with disease. Only the righteous will survive.
        why can't he kill nonbelievers before they are deaf, dumb, and blind.

        oh and also, i hear God delights in killing babies.

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        • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

          Stop the Scientists? Well, you could burn down all the test tube and microscope companies and pharma - so no pills anymore for your diabetes or heart failure. Hope your kid is not depressed or epileptic. Say goodbye to that asprin and proton pump inhibitor too. NO chapstick either or bug spray! Then make sure your kids only go to schools that do not teach any science. Burn those books! Do not follow any public health messages - so, please travel to Mexico! Have Fun - God loves you.

          Let's see. . . you would also have to block the Science and Discovery Channels - but leave Pants-Off Dance Contest to show what happens to Goth men and Whores. After that, I guess you better never go to the doctor not even when you're fifty and out riding your ATV after eating a nice greasy slab of bacon or ribs and get that crushing chest pain - it's God's will. Right? He's coming to carry you home.

          Nope cannot see any place for science in our lives. God will provide.
          sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
          21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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          • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

            Originally posted by MidwestAgnostic View Post
            Stop the Scientists? Well, you could burn down all the test tube and microscope companies and pharma - so no pills anymore for your diabetes or heart failure. Hope your kid is not depressed or epileptic. Say goodbye to that asprin and proton pump inhibitor too. NO chapstick either or bug spray! Then make sure your kids only go to schools that do not teach any science. Burn those books! Do not follow any public health messages - so, please travel to Mexico! Have Fun - God loves you.

            Let's see. . . you would also have to block the Science and Discovery Channels - but leave Pants-Off Dance Contest to show what happens to Goth men and Whores. After that, I guess you better never go to the doctor not even when you're fifty and out riding your ATV after eating a nice greasy slab of bacon or ribs and get that crushing chest pain - it's God's will. Right? He's coming to carry you home.

            Nope cannot see any place for science in our lives. God will provide.
            GLORY!

            You finally understand. Praise The Lord Jesus!
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

              Originally posted by MidwestAgnostic View Post
              Stop the Scientists? Well, you could burn down all the test tube and microscope companies and pharma - so no pills anymore for your diabetes or heart failure. Hope your kid is not depressed or epileptic. Say goodbye to that asprin and proton pump inhibitor too. NO chapstick either or bug spray! Then make sure your kids only go to schools that do not teach any science. Burn those books! Do not follow any public health messages - so, please travel to Mexico! Have Fun - God loves you.

              Let's see. . . you would also have to block the Science and Discovery Channels - but leave Pants-Off Dance Contest to show what happens to Goth men and Whores. After that, I guess you better never go to the doctor not even when you're fifty and out riding your ATV after eating a nice greasy slab of bacon or ribs and get that crushing chest pain - it's God's will. Right? He's coming to carry you home.

              Nope cannot see any place for science in our lives. God will provide.
              What are you going on about? We already told you, we don't go to doctors. We don't take pills. If any of us got a disease, we would know it was our own fault, and the only medicine we need is faith in Jesus.

              And yes, we homeschool our children so they do not have to subjected to EVILution lies.

              Your comments about blocking television stations is pointless because we do not watch television. The fact you feel you need all of this stuff in your life proves you hate God.

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              • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                What are you going on about? We already told you, we don't go to doctors. We don't take pills. If any of us got a disease, we would know it was our own fault, and the only medicine we need is faith in Jesus.

                And yes, we homeschool our children so they do not have to subjected to EVILution lies.

                Your comments about blocking television stations is pointless because we do not watch television. The fact you feel you need all of this stuff in your life proves you hate God.
                You know, you have insulted me for the last time. (Here comes Pastor Zeke.)

                ". . . proves I hate God." Nice one.

                Yes, I can see your wisdom shining through. So, when your wife needs a C-section, she dies? When you child is born with Type 1, he/she dies? When your parents need high blood pressure and lipid drugs, they get to have heart attacks or strokes? I guess that's the way the ball tumbles at LBC. Home to God they go.

                My reasoning proves nothing to you. I didn't know you had the power to judge me. Knock it off.
                sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
                21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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                • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

                  That would only happen if they were evil, don't you get it? Things like that don't happen to US because we follow the Bible and so God blesses us.

                  You need to worry less about if I hurt your feelings and more about how you are hurting your immortal soul.

                  If thou wilt diligently hearken to the voice of the LORD thy God, and wilt do that which is right in his sight, and wilt give ear to his commandments, and keep all his statutes, I will put none of these diseases upon thee. -- Exodus 15:26

                  Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up. --James 5:14-15

                  Psalm 103:2
                  Bless the LORD, O my soul, and forget not all his benefits:103:3 Who forgiveth all thine iniquities; who healeth all thy diseases;

                  Mark 5:34 And he said unto her, Daughter, thy faith hath made thee whole; go in peace, and be whole of thy plague.

                  So that from his body were brought unto the sick handkerchiefs or aprons, and the diseases departed from them, and the evil spirits went out of them. -- Acts 19:12

                  And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease was exceeding great: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians. -- 2 Chronicles 16:12

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                  • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

                    Ok, You are right. I need help and am sick probably because of my sins and the sins of my parents. You want to pray for me to get better so I can be a True Christian. I am ready.
                    sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
                    21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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                    • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

                      Dear merciful Lord,

                      please forgive MidwestAgnostic for his multitude of sins. He was weak and evil, just as you created Him, oh perfect Lord. Now he wants to turn his back from his sins, and he acknowledges that he is a mere worm before your sight, and wants to wash himself in the precious blood of Your Son, Jesus, who is You, and the Holy Spirit, who is also You. Open his heart to the workings of the Holy Ghost, forgive him, and let him be reborn into grace, and join a Bible-believing baptist church where he shall tithe every week, and never sin again, in hopes of rising again into the Heavenly Kingdom. Amen.

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                      • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                        Dear merciful Lord,

                        please forgive MidwestAgnostic for his multitude of sins. He was weak and evil, just as you created Him, oh perfect Lord. Now he wants to turn his back from his sins, and he acknowledges that he is a mere worm before your sight, and wants to wash himself in the precious blood of Your Son, Jesus, who is You, and the Holy Spirit, who is also You. Open his heart to the workings of the Holy Ghost, forgive him, and let him be reborn into grace, and join a Bible-believing baptist church where he shall tithe every week, and never sin again, in hopes of rising again into the Heavenly Kingdom. Amen.
                        Her - and thank you with all my heart. I am a she. I know, hard to believe because of my unholy outspoken behavior. It needs to be stopped and my husband will be a happier man to have a wife that does not talk back.
                        sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
                        21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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                        • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

                          HALLELUJAH! Another soul won for Jesus!

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                          • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

                            Originally posted by Alexandro123 View Post
                            We should all pray to God and Jesus to stop these Scientists.
                            We need to destroy science labs all over the world on Easter. Make sure no one is in them and then we shall prevail my brothers and sisters.
                            My username is SERIOUS just in case anyone wonders.

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                            • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

                              Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                              God's Favorite Country™ America!
                              sorry but.. where in the bible does it say "america" is God's favorite country?

                              PS: America is a continent you may have been talking about the United States of America..

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                              • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

                                Originally posted by nonethanks View Post
                                sorry but.. where in the bible does it say "america" is God's favorite country?
                                God wants us to be richly rewarded for our faith.

                                2 Samuel 22:21
                                The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.

                                2 Chronicles 15:7
                                Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.

                                Psalm 31:23
                                O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.
                                The United States is the single most powerful and wealthy nation in the world.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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