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  • MidwestCatLady
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2009
    • 164

    #16
    Re: True Christianity™ Flow Chart

    Well, you may have me pegged. However, I try not to tell anyone what do especially men. No one gets anywhere in life telling others what to do. I do not have a problem if someone wants to burn in hell by behaving deplorably but not because it does not bother me. It bothers me enough to be here and enough to be writing a book to try and help other athiests to see their world differently. But a lot is up to God and the person. I am busy and realize each person must find God on their own terms or they usually don't find God at all. You can preach all you want to an athiest and they will get up and walk away angry that YOU wasted their time. They will not appreciate the effort. Push on someone's beliefs and they will always push back. That is human nature. Tell a personal story of journeying into Hell and coming back and you are far more likely to get a secular audience to at least think about faith. My goal is to give ordinary nonbelievers back what your Pastor said - reading or seeing with the eyes of a child. I do not know what has happened to America and the World but we could use more people who do believe in miracles, in angels and demons and in a God that has always been standing beside each of us.

    You and I will never be on a level field. We are from two different worlds. We speak two different languages. (From my other post - I see a circle and you see a cylinder but we are looking at the same object.) I do see a link between my beliefs and my suffering. I also feel if God does not cause me to suffer, I will be lazy and just revert back to my old ways or do nothing with the time I have left. (Not good.) My disease is the greatest gift because it causes me to think about the Divine and not waste time on superficial pursuits. (Oh, I am not a witch. I don't even know what that means.) My cat is simply a loving living reminder of the darkest day in my life and the best day, of survival and of miracles. I could read King James but doubt it would increase my faith. If God asked me step off a cliff, I would do so unquestionably.

    So, reading or cat brushing? I prefer to touch my cat and feel her breath and her silky fur and good health and know I gave her back her life and she somehow gave me back much more. Ok, well not her - God. But she is the living reminder and a pretty powerful reminder. Not like I can overlook my beliefs when she is by my side the minute I walk through my door. She brings me great peace because of what she has come to embody.

    I have no idea what it means to worship a false God. There is only one. I am not God and cannot judge another's sins whether they are gay, drug addicts, murderers, theives, or just struggling with their own personal demon(s). If they want forgiveness, they have to seek it, earn it and be it on their own. You and I cannot give it to them.

    When it comes to work - truth be told that is a four letter word. I would like to not go to work but instead have a calling.
    sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
    21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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    • JennyD
      Honorary True Christian™
      Sweet Placid Sister
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2007
      • 9567

      #17
      Re: True Christianity™ Flow Chart

      Professor, I thought this was the Scientheistic calendar you promised me to help keep the reservations at the Monthly Visitor organized. After all, a monthly cycle doesn't fall like clockwork on the 15th of each month!

      When may I expect that? I already had one inconvenient overlap, and had to give up my own bedroom for a lady who, um, "ran late".
      Originally posted by MidwestAgnostic View Post
      No, not an athiest. I choose the term agnostic but that does not really describe me either. I believe in one God - one creator and one savior but I choose no particular names for my experiences.
      You've experienced Creation Week? Somehow, I doubt that.

      My wheels are not spinning.
      No comment.
      I like your chart but think there are many ways to get to hell and just as many to get to heaven.
      Did your cat-demon tell you this?
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      • MidwestCatLady
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jun 2009
        • 164

        #18
        Re: True Christianity™ Flow Chart

        Jenny, I am trying. Sorry that I talk to too much for a female and should not have so many opinions. My cats are pets. They do not speak at all like that scary video from Bathfire.
        sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
        21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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        • TheDevilFarted!
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          • Jun 2009
          • 3

          #19
          Re: True Christianity™ Flow Chart

          LOL wow this guy is great isnt he. He made a flow chart oh wow.....a freaking flow chart!!! haha! so thats how I get to heaven...I also love how he tells everyone it should cost 5 bucks...I bet your making a profit off of that you selfproclaimed professor of dumbassism....lol that word is great....your also a greedy bastard...similar to jews...jus worse because your christian
          Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22889

            #20
            Re: True Christianity™ Flow Chart

            Originally posted by TheDevilFarted! View Post
            LOL wow this guy is great isnt he. He made a flow chart
            Yes, he is great. If this saves one soul, all the effort will be worthwhile
            so thats how I get to heaven...
            You... get to heaven...?
            I also love how he tells everyone it should cost 5 bucks...
            With your atheist, commie outlook, opposing free enterprise, I think you'd be happier in North Korea
            I bet your making a profit off of that you selfproclaimed professor of dumbassism....lol that word is great....your also a greedy bastard...
            So, it is a sin to turn a profit? I suggest you look up the parable of the talents.
            similar to jews...jus worse because your christian
            We are nothing like the joos. The joos killed Jesus and spit in God's face.
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            • NotInRyebread
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              • Jul 2009
              • 38

              #21
              Re: True Christianity™ Flow Chart

              I'm aware that you want to receive credit where credit is due, but I must ask. If this chart was created for the so-called good of the people, then why charge for it? Where in the bible does it encourage selfish and material behavior? In fact I'm fairly certain it advises against it. What does God care of material money? It serves him no purpose.

              The way I see it, you're making a quick buck off of God, and subsequently scamming your beliefs.

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              • NotInRyebread
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                • Jul 2009
                • 38

                #22
                Re: True Christianity™ Flow Chart

                Edit: (due to a lack of an edit option) I'm aware that free-enterprise is good and all, and as the son of a self-made entrepreneur, I know that more than anyone. However, what you're marketing is information that is supposedly essential to get into heaven. If that's the case, then you're requiring people to pay YOU to get into heaven. Isn't that putting yourself in a bit of a mighty position? After all, I thought it was God that made the judgment, not you.

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                • Capt. Aaron Portway
                  One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                  Salvation from Above
                  God's Favorite Pilot™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 6309

                  #23
                  Re: True Christianity™ Flow Chart

                  Oh, I suppose a learned man like Professor Bessemer should just give his work away? All those years at Christian Universities, years that cost money mind you, and he is supposed to just GIVE his work away?!?! Are you some sort of Communist?

                  This isn't Russia pal, this is America, where God and His chosen people live in the glorious Free Market! If you don't think your eternal soul is worth a few dollars then I feel sorry for you!

                  I bought FIVE of those wonderful charts, and I sent one to each of my kids and one each to both of my ex-wives! They will probably just toss them out, but it is my duty to try to spread the Good News about True Christianity™ Glory!
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                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8622

                    #24
                    Re: True Christianity™ Flow Chart

                    Where is this so-called "scam"? Five dollars for a chart is an excellent bargain; especially when it contains such invaluable truth in it. Like Capt. Portway said, why should he give his work away for free? Are you really such a cheapskate you can't afford a mere $5 for salvation displayed in a succinct, intelligent way.

                    I've already ordered 10,000 copies which I will offer to my television viewing audience as a free gift with any $100 donation. You could spend hours explaining the tenents and workings of True Christianity(tm) or you could just give somebody this chart which explains it in very plain, practical terms. Time is money and the Five dollars is a worthwhile investment.

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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