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NEW lifeform found in North Carolina?? What is it?
This is really weird. It looks like some kind of alien. I think the camera is attached to a sewer cleaning robot. Another good reason not to be on the sewer cleaning crew.
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This is really weird. It looks like some kind of alien. I think the camera is attached to a sewer cleaning robot. Another good reason not to be on the sewer cleaning crew.Ack!
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Re: NEW lifeform found in North Carolina?? What is it?
Well why the hell aren't they going down there collecting specimens? They need to figure out what this creepy (and possibly possessed) bastard is before it goes extinct! -
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It looks to me like one of those stem cell research experiments has gone awry. Obama is clearly to blame.Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: NEW lifeform found in North Carolina?? What is it?
Maybe it is Michael Jackson's nose?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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How long do you think it'll be before the Japs start charging $100 a plate to eat that stuff raw?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: NEW lifeform found in North Carolina?? What is it?
The throbbing I witnessed in the video is clearly sexual.
This is some kind of sexual abomination out . . .
er,
abominating.
Clearly it is some foul spew of Satan and we need to dispatch a True Christian Missionary team equipped with Holy Flame Throwers to purify and cleanse that vile sewer.
Imagine if that thing got loose in a Middle School and the children started pleasuring themselves with it !!!!!Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.Comment
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Re: NEW lifeform found in North Carolina?? What is it?
An escapee from the Pits of Hell slowly making its way to our world – it’s one of those things that leaps off the wall, fastens on to your face and sucks out your brains.
I don’t think there is any Christian reason to study it; God gave us the Doctrine of Signs. It looks evil and therefore is. It must be destroyed and made extinct. The Lord has exposed the threat of this creature to all right-thinking people that they might end its existence without further ado.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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Re: NEW lifeform found in North Carolina?? What is it?
What is the Doctrine of Signs? can you give me a scripture reference?Comment
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Are you sure that isn't Tina Turner? The resemblance is uncanny.Comment
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I LIVE in North Carolina. This is not good. This is not good at all.Comment
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Getting a secure lid for your toilet might be a good idea until they figure out what it is.Comment
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Thank you, Brother Nobar. I'll get one this weekend. Until then, I'll stack a couple of concrete clocks on my toilet lid, just in case. I'll be sleeping with my Lab and my shotgun, thats for sure!Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
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Re: NEW lifeform found in North Carolina?? What is it?
Obviously either a demon that escaped into the world because of gay marriage, or a plague unleashed by the allmighty LORD to punish us for gay marriage.
The proof is that the agenda-oriented scientific community is in full denial mode:They are clumps of annelid worms, almost certainly tubificids (Naididae, probably genus Tubifex). Normally these occur in soil and sediment, especially at the bottom and edges of polluted streams. In the photo they have apparently entered a pipeline somehow, and in the absence of soil they are coiling around each other. The contractions you see are the result of a single worm contracting and then stimulating all the others to do the same almost simultaneously, so it looks like a single big muscle contracting. Interesting video.Always the worms. First organic gardeners decide to grow food in worm-poop, then scientists turn worms gay because so they can grow food in gay worm-poop, and now demons are "just worms".
Just like they blame gay-induced climate change on chemical pollution, rather than it's real cause, spiritual pollution, they are blaming these "worms" on "pollution".
The homo-apologists may have fooled some people with their carbon-scapegoating, but they won't get away it this time!Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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Re: NEW lifeform found in North Carolina?? What is it?
I can understand God punishing us for the sin of gay marriage, but why North Carolina?? God, please take this homo plague monster and put it in an unGodly state like Utah. God if You must punish North Carolina, please put the evil thing where some homos actually are; Charlotte.Comment
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Re: NEW lifeform found in North Carolina?? What is it?
Typo: should be Doctrine of SignaturesOriginally posted by JRFinn View Postsigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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