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  • Felicity
    As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 4834

    #16
    Re: Windows 7 problems? Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

    @Pastor Isaac Peters I will pray for that! #Matthew 6:6
    I Jesus!

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    • Secular Kelvin
      Unsaved trash
      • Feb 2011
      • 2

      #17
      Re: Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

      THIS IS FAKE AND THE GUI IS FOR SATANISTS!

      For a secular person to be saying that JesOS 7 is for satanists even when one does not believe in hell is a giant negative statement.

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      • Dan U. Holier
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 1180

        #18
        Re: Windows 7 problems? Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

        I have to say I'm impressed; nevertheless, is there any chance the next version of JesOS would include as well:

        · The Bible-check tool which would suggest correction of any scripturally inaccurate statement; that would come handy for less scholarly users.
        · The Conservapedia’s list of powerful conservative words

        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
        ... However, I am part of the organization Christian Republicans Against Pornography, and I have literally several hundreds of gigs of hardcore smut and filth on my hard drives/SD cards/etc. for cataloging and research purposes. I find this filter to get in the way of doing my research for eradicating pornography...
        I concur with Rev. Osborn’s arguments in favor of the optional porn filter - for special users only, of course; I for one am a proud member of the Public Impurity Monitoring Partnership. Besides, my devout Christian friend (interested in purchase of the license as well) is managing a service-oriented enterprise which – with a due respect to the free-market principles - requires a kind of more aggressive marketing, so…

        YiC

        Dan
        Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


        ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22882

          #19
          Re: Windows 7 problems? Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

          Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
          I concur with Rev. Osborn’s arguments in favor of the optional porn filter - for special users only, of course; I for one am a proud member of the Public Impurity Monitoring Partnership. Besides, my devout Christian friend (interested in purchase of the license as well) is managing a service-oriented enterprise which – with a due respect to the free-market principles - requires a kind of more aggressive marketing, so…

          YiC

          Dan
          I am quite surprised at the number of requests I have had for the porn filter to be an option rather than a Commandment. It seems as if Landover is one of the Great Centers of Investigation into porn (I think we may take a humble pride in that fact.)

          Dr De Ville has worked on the matter and if you send me your unique "Acceptance of JesOS" number (found on the back of the DVD case in the form of "WASH-MEIN-THEW-ARM-BLOO-DOFT-HELAM-BOFG-OD" etc), then we can remove the filter.

          At the same time, we can send you Salvation Pack 1 (SP1), which addresses many security issues cause by the Apocrypha Database. This has been eradicated and replaced with Pastor Zeke's Biblical Commentary. Security of Salvation is now assured.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Brother Shawn
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Oct 2011
            • 43

            #20
            Re: Windows 7 problems? Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

            Is JesOS based off of any other operating system or kernel (like Linux or BSD)?

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22882

              #21
              Re: Windows 7 problems? Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

              No! Of course not! As the original OS, JesOS can have no predecessors. All other Operating Systems are false operating systems.

              JesOS, in any of its versions, cannot be used as dual-booted. You shall have no opertaing System before JesOS.

              If you are interested, I'm sure by now someone will have put the instructions on the internet as a pdf file (a format designed by Pastor Deacon Fred). They are lengthy and it's a steep learning curve. They start with the first 4 books of Development, explaining the philosophy behind JesOS and its capabilities. (There are many worked examples.)

              They move into the first great upgrade, known as Corinth, which was almost a new system. They continue into Rock, which was very well regarded in its day, and end with Landover's view of the future of JesOS and its Mission Statement.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22371

                #22
                Re: Windows 7 problems? Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

                I am very happy with JesOS. I especially like the prayers it shows while starting up or shutting down. It allows me to spend the 45 minutes it takes to start in a way that pleases Jesus.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #23
                  Re: Windows 7 problems? Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

                  I love JesOS for my kids. It prevents them from going to any website that is not Pastor™ approved. It also reports all activity back to the Church for scrutiny. It is like having God watching your every move.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Brother Shawn
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Oct 2011
                    • 43

                    #24
                    Re: Windows 7 problems? Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

                    I would highly consider JesOS if it had software development tools. Those are very important in my field of work and hobby.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #25
                      Re: Windows 7 problems? Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

                      Originally posted by Brother Shawn View Post
                      I would highly consider JesOS if it had software development tools. Those are very important in my field of work and hobby.
                      JesOS has no software tools, it is all hardwired into the KJV processor. What makes you think you could do anything more perfect than the Word of God®?
                      Last edited by James Hutchins; 11-04-2011, 05:47 PM.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22882

                        #26
                        Re: Windows 7 problems? Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

                        Hear! Hear! Why would anyone want to change anything at all from JesOS? As JesOS can do everything, there is no need for development - or as we say, "false programming."

                        The warranty specifically states: (i) If anyone shall add unto these instructions, God shall add unto his hard disk the viruses that are written in this book:
                        (ii) And if anyone deletes any of the words of the book, the warranty, stated or implied, will be taken away and his name will be deleted from the register of license holders.
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • Brother Shawn
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Oct 2011
                          • 43

                          #27
                          Re: Windows 7 problems? Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

                          Whoever said I was going to modify the verses or the operating system?

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29453

                            #28
                            Re: Windows 7 problems? Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

                            Originally posted by Brother Shawn View Post
                            Whoever said I was going to modify the verses or the operating system?
                            You cannot improve on anything that God created. As everyone knows, God created everything. So simple, even a machine language programmer can understand it.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Brother Shawn
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Oct 2011
                              • 43

                              #29
                              Re: Windows 7 problems? Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

                              I don't think anyone programs in machine language anymore. There are programs called compilers that turn more readable languages into machine language (aka binary).

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                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29453

                                #30
                                Re: Windows 7 problems? Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

                                Originally posted by Brother Shawn View Post
                                I don't think anyone programs in machine language anymore. There are programs called compilers that turn more readable languages into machine language (aka binary).
                                God does. He is at the core of every instruction. He does not want 'interpreters'. He makes direct and unmistakable directions.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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