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  • Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    First of all, you can't demand "Why?" of God. I have already explained to you that He knows more than you do.




    All you need to know is that God uses us all as He sees fit. He used Charles Darwin to send countless people to hell. He allows the queers and feminazis to run rampant on earth so that they might serve as an example of how to get yourself condemned to hell. And so on.

    You see, God did not create us to be His personal meat puppets. We have the choice to obey Him in all things or spend eternity being anally raped by every demon in hell.



    That is obvious.
    My question already got answered, but thanks Pastor Ezekiel. Again, I was not demanding any thing at all. I was humbly asking a question about gravity's implied immorality.
    "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." - 1 Thessalonians 5:21
    "32: And what shall I more say? for the time would fail me to tell of Gedeon, and of Barak, and of Samson, and of Jephthae; of David also, and Samuel, and of the prophets:
    33: Who through faith subdued kingdoms" - Hebrews 11:32-33a

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    • Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

      Amen! Our friends at the Jollyville Tri-County Community Church of Christ made an excellent and informative video to teach teens about intelligent pulling and the dangers of the THEORY of gravity.

      Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


      Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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      • Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

        Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
        Brothers and Sisters in Christ (and all you smelly, unsaved heathens who pollute these Godly forums with your non-christian morality, non-christian science and other kinds of secular godlessness),

        it is my pleasure to make my first contribution to these forums with an essay exposing one of the immoral, materialistic lies fed upon the unsuspecting public by devil-worshipping atheists. I am speaking, of course, about the faulty theory of gravity. I will tackle some of the more evil aspects of gravitational theory, and explain why it is incompatible with genuine, bible-based science, which is the only kind there is, of course.

        1. A Fact?
        Is gravity an accepted fact? Many public school teachers would like you to believe so. However, this is a ridiculous presumption, cooked up by Lucifer’s demons in the deepest bowels of Hell. Gravity is not a fact, but only a theory, and, as every True Christian® knows, the word “theory” means “vague, delusional speculation on basis of wrongly interpreted data.” This is in sharp contrast to facts, which are defined as “things whose truthfulness is beyond question.” There are currently several thousands known facts, all of which were already known before the year 1611 AD, when they were compiled in one single book, called “The King James Bible.” This means that genuine science must be based upon the Bible, and nothing else. Gravity, I will show, is not. In fact, every secular “scientist” acknowledges that gravity is just a theory, yet they keep insisting, with unashamed hypocrisy, that it is taught at schools.

        2. Gravity is of the devil
        The Bible clearly teaches that all things can be divided into two groups: things that are with Jesus, and things that are against Him (of the devil). The Bible testaments the falling down of many things, including rain, people, manna, millstones, walls, stars, Jezebel and Sodom and Gomorra (after being lifted and flipflopped in the sky…can gravity explain such a thing? I think not!), but it also documents the cause of these miracles. This cause, of course, is God, and not some lunatic naturalistic theory that is not even proven. As gravity has no biblical support, it is not of Jesus, therefore it is of the devil.

        3. Incoherent ramblings of gravitationists
        When asking what causes this supposed “gravity,” many gravitationists readily admit that they don’t even know for sure. They will then start blabbing about “curvatures in the space-time continuum,” adding extra, imaginary dimensions to make their models fit. Can you believe that? One of the favourite methods of lying atheists to support their hopeless theories is to add as many extra dimensions and physical “laws” as needed to rescue their models, completely ignoring that the Bible speaks of no physical “laws,” the only existent laws being those which God gave to Moses. Likewise, no other dimensions than the known three are described in the bible. The gravitationists say they can’t describe this “multi-dimentional” world, because they can’t even visualize it themselves, yet they claim to know for sure that it is “truth.” The main reason gravitationists bombard us with incomprehensible ideas like these, is to give the false impression that they have a clue what they’re talking about.

        4. Backmasking experiment
        Rigorous study by many respected Creation-Scientific institutes have proved demonic influence of the evil book of Isaac Newton, the Principia. Researchers let the first chapter of the book be read out loudly by four hellbound, godless Chinamen, with little grasp of Godly English, the language in which the only True Bible was written. They recorded it on tape, and consequently played it backwards. Of course, it was all Satan speaking, with the word “hell” occurring 148 times, “Satan” 133 times, “sex” 241 times, “gay” 101 times, “Obama” 238 times, “universal healthcare” 122 times, and so on. This is clear, irrefutable evidence of the demonic inspiration of gravitationist philosophy.

        5. Gravitationism is a Hellish philosophy!
        The bible clearly teaches the locations of Heaven and Hell, the former being high in the sky, between the clouds and the stars, and the latter being deep within the earth. However, gravity raises some troubling implications: it teaches that everything on earth is, in fact, drawn towards a point deep within the earth. This point, of course is Hell. So, gravitationism teaches that everything on earth tries to get to Hell! And this “everything” includes, of course, True Christians®. Can you imagine a more unbiblical doctrine? Hell is literally central in this philosophy, and Heaven is the place where everything tries to get away from. They teach this in public schools, folks! No wonder this country is going to hell.

        If you want final proof that gravity is a lie of Satan, an easy deduction argument is enough:

        Fact 1: Satan’s lies try to land people in Hell
        Fact 2: Gravity tries to land people in Hell.
        Ergo: Gravity is a lie of Satan

        Fight gravitationism! Tell your neighbours about the repressed facts about this theory! Spread the truth!

        God bless you (unless you aren’t a Christian, in which case He will torture you for all eternity, a punishment you deserve for picking the wrong religion).
        MUAHAHAHAHA I WANT to have the admin put that I will go to HELL. I AM A ENEMY OF LANDOVER. YOU ARE JESUS FREAKS! YOU WILL DIE AND ROT IN HELL AS A HATE GROUP. JESUS SAID TO LOVE YOUR ENEMIES! NOT HATE THEM. YOU ARE NOT TRUE CHRISTIANS, YOU ARE MESSENGERS OF SATAN! YOU ARE MEMBERS OF A HATE GROUP! YOU DUMBASSES STILL THINK THE WORLD IS FLAT?! LOOK, ISSAC NEWTON KNEW THAT THERE WAS GRAVITY, AND THERE IS SPHEREICAL PLANETS, AND THERE ARE ORBITS, AND THE EARTH IS BILLIONS OF YEARS OLD! THERE IS AN INFINITE UNIVERSE AND PROBABLY ALIEN LIFE! OPEN YOURR EYES, AND LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE YOU SAY WILL GO TO HELL! JESUS CHRIST WAS A WONDERFUL MAN WHO SAID WONDERFUL THINGS, AND HE LOVES EVERYONE!

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        • Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

          Originally posted by MEIN HERZ BRENNT View Post
          JESUS CHRIST WAS A WONDERFUL MAN WHO SAID WONDERFUL THINGS, AND HE LOVES EVERYONE!
          If you're trying to say that Jesus loves Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussain and their 19 islamofascist terror hijackers, then you are sadly mistaken, despite your desperate use of all-caps.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

            Originally posted by MEIN HERZ BRENNT View Post
            ISSAC NEWTON KNEW THAT THERE WAS GRAVITY, AND THERE IS SPHEREICAL PLANETS
            Isaac Newton described himself to primarily be alchemist. He was devoted to transmuted lead to gold and due to these alchemical experiments, he was often exposed to dangerous chemicals. Later in his life he was often found sitting in his bed, mumbling nonsense and not reacting to anything.

            Maybe you should choose better idol?

            YiC, M
            Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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            • Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              If you're trying to say that Jesus loves Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussain and their 19 islamofascist terror hijackers, then you are sadly mistaken, despite your desperate use of all-caps.
              I'm sorry but how can you say what someone thinks when you have never asked them in person?

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              • Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

                Originally posted by pmurphy View Post
                I'm sorry but how can you say what someone thinks when you have never asked them in person?
                It's in The Holy Bible, Mrs. Murphy.

                Also, I noticed that you're picking on me, and not the NAZI above me who claims to know what Jesus Christ thinks. What's up with that?
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

                  Speak the truth, True Disciple! Christians know that things don't fall because of this "gravitational" nonsense! We fall because it is what the LORD desires!
                  1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!

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                  • Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

                    Acknowledging the fact that heaven is above the sky and Hell deep within the earth. As well as accepting the Intelligent Falling explanation. As well as God being responsible for Intelligent Falling. This would mean that God is pushing us away from heaven and towards Hell. How can this be a reasonable explanation if it would mean God is intentionally pushing us towards Hell?

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                    • Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

                      Originally posted by TheVoiceOfReasoning View Post
                      Acknowledging the fact that heaven is above the sky and Hell deep within the earth. As well as accepting the Intelligent Falling explanation. As well as God being responsible for Intelligent Falling. This would mean that God is pushing us away from heaven and towards Hell. How can this be a reasonable explanation if it would mean God is intentionally pushing us towards Hell?
                      Actually that would make perfect sense. After all, God has created most people with the knowledge that they are destined for eternal damnation. See John 15:16 for proof.
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                      • Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

                        Why is it everyone on this forum feels that the only "proof" needed in a debate is a quote from the bible?

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                        • Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

                          Originally posted by -NO DATA- View Post
                          Why is it everyone on this forum feels that the only "proof" needed in a debate is a quote from the bible?
                          Because the Bible is God's word and therefore proof. Are you a retard?

                          All the best
                          Genesis 7:5
                          And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


                          John 8:32
                          And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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                          • Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

                            Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
                            Because the Bible is God's word and therefore proof. Are you a retard?

                            All the best
                            Ok, and what "proof" do you have that the bible is actually god's word?

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                            • Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

                              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                              God has created most people with the knowledge that they are destined for eternal damnation. See John 15:16 for proof.
                              A benevolent god creates life for the sole purpose of sending it to eternal damnation.

                              This is a contradiction, please explain.
                              Here to poke massive holes in all books holy.

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                              • Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

                                Originally posted by -NO DATA- View Post
                                Why is it everyone on this forum feels that the only "proof" needed in a debate is a quote from the bible?
                                1. We're not debating. We are right and you are wrong.
                                2. The Bible is the word of God and therefore perfect.

                                Why do such basic questions even need asking?

                                What else but the Bible can be used as evidence for God and what He wants?
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                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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