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  • Brother Enoch
    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2008
    • 4392

    #16
    Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

    Originally posted by watchmenpissonthewall View Post
    Look the Great Spirit intervenes from time to time to rebalance

    The world and hey people have being on this earth for at least 500,000 years

    Read your very own bible, genesis: the sons of god took the daughters of man
    Sons of god alien nephilim created human life 500,000 years ago. Zecharia sitchin

    The bible is based on the 800,000 clay Sumerian tables
    And is as a book a poor translation of that work body of work

    So plus 6000+ years easy
    You obviously have a drug problem, either too much or too little. See a physician posthaste.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78551

      #17
      Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

      Originally posted by watchmenpissonthewall View Post
      Lost city of Atlantis discovered? Grainy images show city-like formations at the bottom of the Caribbean
      I said PROOF from the HOLY BIBLE, not some idiotic british newspaper website!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • watchmepissmyself
        Unsaved trash, Dope addled cultist
        • Dec 2009
        • 38

        #18
        Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        I said PROOF from the HOLY BIBLE, not some idiotic british newspaper website!
        http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...-academic.html
        The first sentence of Genesis 1:1 "in the beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth" is not a true translation of the Hebrew.

        Prof Van Wolde, 54 at Radboud University in The Netherlands has re-analysed the original Hebrew text
        The Hebrew verb "bara", which is used in the first sentence of the book of Genesis, does not mean "to create" but to "spatially separate"
        The first sentence should now read "in the beginning God separated the Heaven and the Earth"
        "It meant to say that God did create humans and animals, but not the Earth itself."
        She writes in her thesis that the new translation fits in with ancient texts.
        According to them there used to be an enormous body of water in which sea monsters were living, covered in darkness, she said.


        Sea monsters on pre-God Earth

        She said technically "bara" does mean "create" but added: "Something was wrong with the verb.
        "God was the subject (God created), followed by two or more objects. Why did God not create just one thing or animal, but always more?"
        She concluded that God did not create, he separated: the Earth from the Heaven, the land from the sea, the sea monsters from the birds and the swarming at the ground.
        "There was already water," she said.
        "There were sea monsters. God did create some things, but not the Heaven and Earth."
        So plus 6,000,000,000 years if your own bible says there were already sea monsters swimming around when your god arrived

        We came from the Pleiades and that even before that from Lyra through the hearth of the sun. Ghost Wolf

        Peace & love

        Balancing the heart and mind

        Great spirit
        Leviticus 20:27
        A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22825

          #19
          Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

          Originally posted by watchmepissmyself View Post
          http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...-academic.html


          So plus 6,000,000,000 years if your own bible says there were already sea monsters swimming around when your god arrived
          Our own Bible speaks of creation 6,000 years ago. Your decimal point is in the wrong place.

          La:4:3: Even the sea monsters draw out the breast, they give suck to their young ones: the daughter of my people is become cruel, like the ostriches in the wilderness.

          Further, why would you believe some Red Sea pedestrian rather than God?
          sigpic


          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • watchmepissmyself
            Unsaved trash, Dope addled cultist
            • Dec 2009
            • 38

            #20
            Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            Our own Bible speaks of creation 6,000 years ago. Your decimal point is in the wrong place...
            Semantics I meant 6 billion years

            Unlike you I can remember my past lives I was just on the Pleiades before reincarnated on earth
            I and millions like me have come here to help the earth through this transition to the fifth Sun.
            Look we all are infinitely old, 6 billion year old earth? It’s even older 21 billion years old Ball Park.

            We are fools, all of us, and you cannot be different. Carlos Castaneda

            We came from the Pleiades and that even before that from Lyra through the hearth of the sun. Ghost Wolf
            Leviticus 20:27
            A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Brother Enoch
              The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2008
              • 4392

              #21
              Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

              Originally posted by watchmepissmyself View Post
              Unlike you I can remember my past lives I was just on the Pleiades before reincarnated on earth
              You were on the Pleiades? Really? the Pleiades is a star cluster, aka the seven sisters, for the brightest 7. In fact, there are 14 members of the cluster visible to the naked eye and over 1,000 in the cluster itself. So you were on 'the Pleiades'. The 7 brightest? All 14 visible from Earth, or the entire 1,000? And how did you withstand the heat on the surface of those suns?

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              • Capt. Aaron Portway
                One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                Salvation from Above
                God's Favorite Pilot™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2008
                • 6309

                #22
                Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

                Not to interrupt the discussion with Mr. Crazypants, but when I saw the thread title, I thought to myself "Well, of course He does!"

                Thanks to Brother V for pointing out how God is punishing Southeast Asia for what they've done lately.
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                Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22825

                  #23
                  Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

                  Now you've got most things out your ass, it's time to get the demons out. Atlanteans? Antarctic? 23,000 years? A pyramid? it's a lump of rock. Probably one where God practised to teach the Egyptians how to build real pyramids.

                  Honestly, it's hard to see where you get this stuff. Have you got an allegedly holy book or something? Or do you just 'feel' these things?
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • watchmepissmyself
                    Unsaved trash, Dope addled cultist
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 38

                    #24
                    Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

                    Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                    You were on the Pleiades? Really? the Pleiades is a star cluster, aka the seven sisters, for the brightest 7. In fact, there are 14 members of the cluster visible to the naked eye and over 1,000 in the cluster itself. So you were on 'the Pleiades'. The 7 brightest? All 14 visible from Earth, or the entire 1,000? And how did you withstand the heat on the surface of those suns?
                    I think you’re talking about the smear campaign by certain scientist attacking the prophet Billy Meier saying that the Pleiades is just too hot for any type of life. False, did you know that the sun or any star is a hyper dimensional object that maintains just right amount of heat and light to planets for life to survive in comfort.
                    You can go to any planet and walk around and breathe the air, yes they all have oxygen maybe a bit thinner but air.
                    For example you can go to Venus walk around breathe the air and not be roasted by the sun because you’re closer.
                    You can walk around on the moon without a space suit there is air,plants and even the gravity is the same,
                    The reason the public is told, it’s too hot, it’s too cold, there’s no air, no gravity, and is because people (human aliens) are already living there. Un-named area-51 source.

                    I've been to the moon I was taken there the saucer people to work. I travelled by conveyor belt. But in my experience I was only ever in the domed city's. So I can’t say for sure if you can breathe unaided on the lunar surface

                    Peace & love

                    The fifth Sun 2012-2019

                    Great Spirit
                    Leviticus 20:27
                    A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • Brother Enoch
                      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 4392

                      #25
                      Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

                      Originally posted by watchmepissmyself View Post
                      I think you’re talking about the smear campaign by certain scientist attacking the prophet Billy Meier saying that the Pleiades is just too hot for any type of life. False, did you know that the sun or any star is a hyper dimensional object that maintains just right amount of heat and light to planets for life to survive in comfort.
                      You can go to any planet and walk around and breathe the air, yes they all have oxygen maybe a bit thinner but air.
                      For example you can go to Venus walk around breathe the air and not be roasted by the sun because you’re closer.
                      You can walk around on the moon without a space suit there is air,plants and even the gravity is the same,
                      The reason the public is told, it’s too hot, it’s too cold, there’s no air, no gravity, and is because people (human aliens) are already living there. Un-named area-51 source.

                      I've been to the moon I was taken there the saucer people to work. I travelled by conveyor belt. But in my experience I was only ever in the domed city's. So I can’t say for sure if you can breathe unaided on the lunar surface

                      Peace & love

                      The fifth Sun 2012-2019

                      Great Spirit
                      I kniow you, don't I?

                      You're the vomit and feces encrusted thing I had to drag out of my driveway and dump in the ditch twice last week.

                      Listen, buddy, next time I'm just backing my Suburban over you.

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                      • watchmepissmyself
                        Unsaved trash, Dope addled cultist
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 38

                        #26
                        Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        Honestly, it's hard to see where you get this stuff. Have you got an allegedly holy book or something? Or do you just 'feel' these things...
                        Yes THE BOOK OF CARLOS
                        You start by reading all of Carlos Castaneda’s books all 12,and the 13 book is actually doing practices.



                        We have all that we need to get on, when we start down the path of sorcery that is the hardest thing to accept. Don Juan
                        Leviticus 20:27
                        A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • thewatchboy
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 7

                          #27
                          Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

                          Originally Posted by watchmepissmyself
                          Unlike you I can remember my past lives I was just on the Pleiades before reincarnated on earth
                          Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                          You were on the Pleiades? Really? the Pleiades is a star cluster, aka the seven sisters, for the brightest 7....
                          Look you guys I’m not saying this guy is not possessed by Satan himself but the bible does seem to backup reincarnation

                          Link:http://reluctant-messenger.com/reinc...ble-verses.htm

                          Reincarnation in the Bible
                          Biblical inferences that are compatible with the concept of reincarnation.


                          Jeremiah 1:4 Then the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, 5 Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations.

                          "He chose us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blemish in his sight and love." (Ephesians 1:4)
                          Malachi 1:2-3 and Romans 9:11-13 both state that God loved Jacob, but hated Esau even before they were born. These verses are highly suggestive of the pre-existence of Esau, a necessary tenet associated with reincarnation.


                          Job 1:20-21
                          Then Job arose and tore his robe and shaved his head and he fell to the ground and worshipped. And he said, "Naked I came from my mother’s womb, and naked I shall return there. The Lord gave and the Lord has taken away. Blessed be the name of the Lord."


                          Job 19:25 I know that my Redeemer lives, and that in the end he will stand upon the earth. 26 And after my skin has been destroyed, yet in my flesh I will see God; 27 I myself will see him with my own eyes-I, and not another. How my heart yearns within me!

                          "Generations come and generations go, but the earth remains forever. The sun rises and the sun sets, and hurries back to where it rises. The wind blows to the south and turns to the north; round and round it goes, ever returning on its course. All streams flow into the sea, yet the sea is never full. To the place the streams come from, there they return again...What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun." (Ecclesiastes 1:4-9)

                          "And as he was passing by, he saw a man blind from birth. And his disciples asked him, 'Rabbi, who has sinned, this man or his parents, that he should be born blind?" Jesus answered, 'Neither has this man sinned, nor his parents, but the works of God were to be made manifest in him.'" (John 9:1)


                          "For all the prophets and the law have prophesied until John. And if you are willing to receive it, he is Elijah who was to come." (Matthew 11:13-14)

                          "Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet, before the coming of the great and dreadful day of the Lord." (Malachi 4:5)

                          "But I tell you, Elijah has come." (Mark 9:13)

                          the spirit and power of Elijah." (Luke 1:17)

                          They asked him, "Then who are you? Are you Elijah?" He said, "I am not." "Are you the Prophet?" He answered, "No." Finally they said, "Who are you? Give us an answer to take back to those who sent us. What do you say about yourself?" John replied in the words of Isaiah the prophet, "I am the voice of one calling in the desert, 'Make straight the way for the Lord.'" Now some Pharisees who had been sent questioned him, "Why then do you baptize if you are not the Christ, nor Elijah, nor the Prophet?" "I baptize with water," John replied, "but among you stands one you do not know. He is the one who comes after me, the thongs of whose sandals I am not worthy to untie." (John 1:21-27)


                          "This is the one ... there has not risen anyone greater than John the Baptist.... And if you are willing to accept it, he is the Elijah who was to come. He who has ears, let him hear." (Matthew 11:11-15).

                          "And I will give power to my two witnesses, and they will prophesy for 1,260 days, clothed in sackcloth. These are the two olive trees and the two lampstands that stand before the Lord of the earth. If anyone tries to harm them, fire comes from their mouths and devours their enemies. This is how anyone who wants to harm them must die. These men have power to shut up the sky so that it will not rain during the time they are prophesying; and they have power to turn the waters into blood and to strike the earth with every kind of plague as often as they want." (Revelation 11:3-6)


                          "After six days Jesus took with him Peter, James and John the brother of James, and led them up a high mountain by themselves. There he was transfigured before them. His face shone like the sun, and his clothes became as white as the light. Just then there appeared before them Moses and Elijah, talking with Jesus. Peter said to Jesus, "Lord, it is good for us to be here. If you wish, I will put up three shelters-- one for you, one for Moses and one for Elijah." While he was still speaking, a bright cloud enveloped them, and a voice from the cloud said, "This is my Son, whom I love; with him I am well pleased. Listen to him!" When the disciples heard this, they fell facedown to the ground, terrified. But Jesus came and touched them. "Get up," he said. "Don't be afraid." When they looked up, they saw no one except Jesus. As they were coming down the mountain, Jesus instructed them, "Don't tell anyone what you have seen, until the Son of Man has been raised from the dead." The disciples asked him, "Why then do the teachers of the law say that Elijah must come first?" Jesus replied, "To be sure, Elijah comes and will restore all things. But I tell you, Elijah has already come, and they did not recognize him, but have done to him everything they wished. In the same way the Son of Man is going to suffer at their hands." Then the disciples understood that he was talking to them about John the Baptist." (Matthew 17:1-13)

                          "No one who has left home or brothers or sisters or mother or father or wife or children or land for me and the gospel will fail to receive a hundred times as much in this present age - homes, brothers, sisters, mothers, children and fields ... and in the age to come, eternal life." (Mark 10:29-30)
                          What do you think?

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                          • True Disciple
                            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                            Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                            Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2009
                            • 2445

                            #28
                            Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

                            Originally posted by watchmepissmyself View Post
                            I think you’re talking about the smear campaign by certain scientist attacking the prophet Billy Meier saying that the Pleiades is just too hot for any type of life. False, did you know that the sun or any star is a hyper dimensional object that maintains just right amount of heat and light to planets for life to survive in comfort.
                            You can go to any planet and walk around and breathe the air, yes they all have oxygen maybe a bit thinner but air.
                            For example you can go to Venus walk around breathe the air and not be roasted by the sun because you’re closer.
                            You can walk around on the moon without a space suit there is air,plants and even the gravity is the same,
                            The reason the public is told, it’s too hot, it’s too cold, there’s no air, no gravity, and is because people (human aliens) are already living there. Un-named area-51 source.

                            I've been to the moon I was taken there the saucer people to work. I travelled by conveyor belt. But in my experience I was only ever in the domed city's. So I can’t say for sure if you can breathe unaided on the lunar surface

                            Peace & love

                            The fifth Sun 2012-2019

                            Great Spirit
                            Read Revelation 12:3-5, you looney:

                            And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads. And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.
                            And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her child was caught up unto God, and to his throne.


                            The pleiades aren't a cluster of insanely hot balls or something, revolving around one another according to the long-discredited theory of gravity, as science would like to make us believe. As we can see from the above text, stars are quite little glowing lights God attached to the firmament for our viewing pleasure. Creation Scientists estimate their size to be between a sprout and a football. People can impossibly live on a couple of glowing tennisballs. Additionally, these people would require some means of attachment to the firmament themselves, otherwise they would fall down to the Earth as well.
                            It is clear you're just another science-worshipping, crack-smoking, Satan-admiring New Age hippie, who apparently believes everything deceitful liberals working at NASA feeds him, like the Moon Landing Hoax, or the lie that stars are bigger than earth. Pastor Ezekiel asked for biblical (True Scientific) support for your outrageous claims, and so far you have failed to provide any.
                            Sweet Lord Jesus,
                            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                            Amen.

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                            • deadman
                              Unsaved trash, foreign devil
                              • Dec 2009
                              • 24

                              #29
                              Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

                              Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                              Read Revelation 12:3-5, stars are quite little glowing lights God attached to the firmament for our viewing pleasure. Creation Scientists estimate their size to be between a sprout and a football. People can impossibly live on a couple of glowing tennisballs. Additionally, these people would require some means of attachment to the firmament themselves, otherwise they would fall down to the Earth as well....
                              First I like to wish south East Asia all the best

                              Your half right the holographic universe theory states that everything exist in a nonlocal state
                              Meaning you can in theory touch any point of the universe from any other point
                              Also Brane theory, all mater is attached to a membrane like a firmament
                              But that does not mean stars are tennis ball objects
                              Mark 9:43-48
                              ... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

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                              • BrianAddams
                                Unsaved trash
                                 
                                • Dec 2009
                                • 42

                                #30
                                Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

                                Australia and New Zealand are predomodantly christian countries though... Both are completely westernized countries.
                                Nothing this year though luckily.

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