[Brother V]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

spontaneous generation. Now, that's the most intelligent answer I've heard on this forum to date. Let me make sure I understand you brother-V.

God goes through the trouble of creating Adam from the dust of the ground. Then, when Adam gets a little frisky he puts him to sleep, takes one of his ribs and forms a woman. THey screw up, get kicked out of the garden of Eden and eventually have two sons, one of whom, kills his brother. While all this is taking place in the garden of eden and surrounding area people are spontaneously generating a few hundred miles east in the land of OZ. Maybe it was the Wizard from this land of OZ that gave Cain his wife. Also, perhaps it was the Tin man who helped him survive his new found fugitive status.

Why not just say that the same aliens who built the pyramids are the ones who gave Cain his wife.

If you want an incest question, why don't you pick someone closer to now.

After the flood, all that was left as humans was, Noah, his wife, and his 3 boys, Ham, Shem and Japheth (who also had wives). After the flood, the three boys and their wives had children, who would have had to have married each other in order to make the rest of mankind.

It's stupid to dwell on Cain and the land of Nod. When you can get the same results from asking about Ham, Shem and Japheth. But you aren't smart enough to frame your own questions.

In other places on this forum, Brother Prune and I have debated about the creation of man.

If you read the Bible (KJV1611) which you obviously HAVEN'T done! Heck, this is Genesis 1 stuff! You'd see...

Genesis 1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

31 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

So you see God made man (MALE AND FEMALE) on the sixth day.

Now, lets go to Genesis 2.


Genesis 2:7 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

So, if we follow the Bible (KJV1611) linearly, Genesis 1 first, Genesis 2 second. We see that in Genesis 1:27, on the sixth day, God made man (humans); male and female. Then in Genesis 2:7, God made Adam.

So the land of Nod woman that Cain went and married would have been from the Genesis 1:27 creation of people.

So there was no incest for Cain. It wasn't his cousin, it wasn't his sister. The ONLY incest that matters (as I've said earlier) is from the children of Noah.

Hope this answers your questions.

Now, have you accepted Jesus as your Lord and Personal Saviour yet?

YIC
V

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

spontaneous generation. Now, that's the most intelligent answer I've heard on this forum to date. Let me make sure I understand you brother-V.

God goes through the trouble of creating Adam from the dust of the ground. Then, when Adam gets a little frisky he puts him to sleep, takes one of his ribs and forms a woman. THey screw up, get kicked out of the garden of Eden and eventually have two sons, one of whom, kills his brother. While all this is taking place in the garden of eden and surrounding area people are spontaneously generating a few hundred miles east in the land of OZ. Maybe it was the Wizard from this land of OZ that gave Cain his wife. Also, perhaps it was the Tin man who helped him survive his new found fugitive status.

Why not just say that the same aliens who built the pyramids are the ones who gave Cain his wife.

Were are you getting the Wizard of Oz Space Aliens from? Spontaneous Generation is a natural phenomena. Like when messy sinner household suddenly get cockroaches, they spontaneously generate from nothingness. How is that magic? The Wizard of Oz is a just a story made up by someone pushing their social agenda. Nothing like The Bible.

Anyway the Pyramids were built by the Israelites, not UFOs.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

Spontaneous Generation is a natural phenomena. Like when messy sinner household suddenly get cockroaches, they spontaneously generate from nothingness.
No dear boy. They are scavengers - they are attracted to decaying food. That's why you find roaches in nasty places. Not sin, not spontaneous generation.

How is that magic? The Wizard of Oz is a just a story made up by someone pushing their social agenda. Nothing like The Bible.

Oh no - the Council of Nicea didn't have an agenda...

[moofy]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

Were are you getting the Wizard of Oz Space Aliens from? Spontaneous Generation is a natural phenomena. Like when messy sinner household suddenly get cockroaches, they spontaneously generate from nothingness. How is that magic? The Wizard of Oz is a just a story made up by someone pushing their social agenda. Nothing like The Bible.

Anyway the Pyramids were built by the Israelites, not UFOs.

Were there cockaroaches in the land of NOD?

[Goatski]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

Moofy,

Genesis 1: 27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

Genesis 5: 2 Male and female created he them; and blessed them, and called their name Adam, in the day when they were created.

Adam is all of humanity and not just a singular personage. Eve refers to all the women. Cain and Abel refer to two types of people. The Bible is highly allegorical.

Genesis 3: 20 And Adam called his wife's name Eve; because she was the mother of all living.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

Were there cockaroaches in the land of NOD?

I see that your embarrassment here yesterday has not caused you to undergo an agonizing reassessment of your juvenile behavior. The Godly Pastors here have the patience of Job, but there are limits.

A better question might be when is little moofy going to get banned?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

I meant what experiments did they perform to test their SG hypothesis? What were the results? Surely they kept records.

Joan Oró i Florensa
John Burdon Sanderson Haldane
Stanley Lloyd Miller
Alexander Ivanovich Oparin

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

Were there cockaroaches in the land of NOD?

Of course. All creatures were created by God in The Creation.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

Moofy,

Genesis 1: 27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

Genesis 5: 2 Male and female created he them; and blessed them, and called their name Adam, in the day when they were created.

Adam is all of humanity and not just a singular personage. Eve refers to all the women. Cain and Abel refer to two types of people. The Bible is highly allegorical.

Genesis 3: 20 And Adam called his wife's name Eve; because she was the mother of all living.

There is nothing allegorical about the Bible friend. It is all literal.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

Were there cockaroaches in the land of NOD?

Will there be a moofy in the land of eternal damnation?


Most definitely. God will not be mocked.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

Most definitely. God will not be mocked.

Godly point Pastor Zeke. What do this sinner think,Landover is open mike night at the comedy club?? No! For every cheep laugher they lamely try to scour off The Almighty they will be repaid ten fold in Hell. God, Jesus and the Saints are not a bunch of strait men to be the butt of crude jokes for basement dwelling geeks!!

We TRUE Christians demand you sinners treat this subject with the dignity it deserves!!!

[moofy]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

Can I get an AMEN brothers?

[lilith]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

Don't be silly, there was no incest. Have any of you ever heard of "spontaneous generation"? The conditions were right in the Land of Nod for Cain to have a wife, so a wife, who was not his sister, for him spontaneously came into being. For those smarty pants who say "spontaneous generation" is just a second creation of God, so therefor the false scripture of Post-Adamism, no it is not. Spontaneous Generation is a completely natural process documented and proved by Christian Scientists. There reason why no one learns about it is the Evilutionists suppressed to for their wicked monkey man theory.

Um,BJ? "Spontaneous generation?"

So....where does it say THAT in de book,then?



"Wow - you can use the word "sane" on the Landover forum with a straight face? I'm impressed!"
Takes years of practice,mate!

[Goatski]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

There is nothing allegorical about the Bible friend. It is all literal.

Incorrect, sir.

Example: Ibrahim's children are allegory for the humanoids of flesh bodies who wallow in sin and the men of spirit bodies who do not sin.

Galatians 4:
[21] Tell me, ye that desire to be under the law, do ye not hear the law?
[22] For it is written, that Abraham had two sons, the one by a bondmaid, the other by a freewoman.
[23] But he who was of the bondwoman was born after the flesh; but he of the freewoman was by promise.
[24] Which things are an allegory: for these are the two covenants; the one from the mount Sinai, which gendereth to bondage, which is Agar.
[...]
[28] Now we, brethren, as Isaac was, are the children of promise.
[29] But as then he that was born after the flesh persecuted him that was born after the Spirit, even so it is now.
[30] Nevertheless what saith the scripture? Cast out the bondwoman and her son: for the son of the bondwoman shall not be heir with the son of the freewoman.
[31] So then, brethren, we are not children of the bondwoman, but of the free.

One must free himself from the cages of the mind. One must eliminate the root of sin and work in the Forge of Vulcan to create the bodies of light, the bodies of Spirit. Only then can one be free of sin and only then can one enter the kingdom of heaven.

The bible is literally overflowing with hidden meaning that only the initiated can understand. This was necessary to protect the knowledge from those who would kill the true believers and knowingly taint the message.

That is why it is said:

Matthew 7
[6] Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

Perhaps you can now understand the following and similar passages:

Jeremiah 5
[21] Hear now this, O foolish people, and without understanding; which have eyes, and see not; which have ears, and hear not:

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

Boy, you sound about as empty-headed as a girl. You claim Jesus was a "magician of the white lodge", and now you want us to do some "Vulcan forge" ritual? Do you get all of your idiotic material from old TV shows?

All you need is Jesus, nancyboy. We are True Christians, and we take the Bible AS READ. Landover Baptist is the ultimate "no spin zone" for God's Holy Word. Maybe if you stopped watching Star Trek reruns in your parent's basement and started worshiping God appropriately you'd sound less like a retard...