[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

I'm 100% sure that there is no afterlife.

But what if you're wrong? If you're right you lose nothing by accepting Jesus as your Savior. If you're wrong....well the stakes are pretty high. Your everlasting aeternal soul, Peter. You don't want to spend eternity as satan's party ewe, do you?

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

Peter, are you 100% sure you'll be alive tomorrow?

I'd hate for you to meet your namesake with that big yoke of sin around your neck, like some sweaty poop-dropping Satanic ox!

[Peter]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

But what if you're wrong? If you're right you lose nothing by accepting Jesus as your Savior. If you're wrong....well the stakes are pretty high. Your everlasting aeternal soul, Peter. You don't want to spend eternity as satan's party ewe, do you?

I am 100% sure that there is no afterlife because it is a story made up by some people because they were afraid of death. The bible has been proven wrong so many times that I won't believe the tales written in it.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

I'm 100% sure that there is no afterlife.

Since you're so big on "science" and "proof" and "double blind studies" and "falsifiable experiments", then obviously if you're 100% sure that there is no Heaven or Hell, you must have read or published papers that show all your evidence. Or like all other monkey worshippers, you rely as much on faith as anyone else.
Unfortunately for you, yours is a false faith as God is very much real and not happy with you at all.

[Talitha]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

I am 100% sure that there is no afterlife because it is a story made up by some people because they were afraid of death. The bible has been proven wrong so many times that I won't believe the tales written in it.

Ah! But we've got proof via Jesus Christ our Saviour who died just temporarily and came back.
Proof there is life after death

[Peter]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

Ah! But we've got proof via Jesus Christ our Saviour who died just temporarily and came back.
Proof there is life after death

I know a guy who also was dead for a while, but they reanimated him.
btw: With the afterlife I mean heaven and hell, not some dude who got reanimated.

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

I know a guy who also was dead for a while, but they reanimated him.
btw: With the afterlife I mean heaven and hell, not some dude who got reanimated.

Just because Jesus of Nazareth looks like a greasy-haired, sandal-wearing, hemp-weaving hippy, does not mean a sinner in need of a firm open-handed rebuking ( such as yourself ) can haul off and call him "dude"!

Reanimated, you say! Like my gleaming, sparkly Savior is nothing more than one of Walt Sinsey's Nemo noshing, current surfing, ganja scarfing turtles.

Perhaps it's time for you to lay off the hydroponic brownies, Willy sir!

[G-Baby]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

Just because Jesus of Nazareth looks like a greasy-haired, sandal-wearing, hemp-weaving hippy, does not mean a sinner in need of a firm open-handed rebuking ( such as yourself ) can haul off and call him "dude"!
Come and stop us.. Would you like some sugar in your coffee, just a matter of being prepared for your visit.

Reanimated, you say! Like my gleaming, sparkly Savior is nothing more than one of Walt Dinsey's Nemo noshing, current surfing, ganja scarfing turtles.
Mickey rulezzz!

Perhaps it's time for you to lay off the hydroponic brownies, Willy sir!

Well, if we want to see and pray to an imaginary friend, we'd need that. You don't need to use something like that, you can see him all the time.
Possibilities:
1) You're one hell of a schizo;
2) You need a psy for seeing people who aren't there;
3) You really need to get laid.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

Well, if we want to see and pray to an imaginary friend, we'd need that. You don't need to use something like that, you can see him all the time.
Possibilities:
1) You're one hell of a schizo;
2) You need a psy for seeing people who aren't there;
3) You really need to get laid.

You forgot possibility #5) My invisible friend is real.

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

Evil people submerged in their own ego governed by self-will which leads to suffering.

No, the allegory is, God doesn't much like faggitarians. Throw some meat on God's grill, or you may go insane and start slewing off Christian heads!

[G-Baby]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

You forgot possibility #5) My invisible friend is real.

Do you have some problems with counting??
1,2,3,5..
Is that written in your bible to? xD

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

Do you have some problems with counting??
1,2,3,5..
Is that written in your bible to? xD

Hmmm... back about a year later... What's the matter, did God curse you with a particularly embarrassing illness? Or did it take you a year to properly formulate the question?

[Sommanol Beatmeup]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

Hmmm... back about a year later... What's the matter, did God curse you with a particularly embarrassing illness? Or did it take you a year to properly formulate the question?

Maybe G-Baby got education and learned that the right order is:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, ...

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

The bible has been proven wrong so many times that I won't believe the tales written in it.

Name just one thing in the Bible that has been proven wrong, and the name of the person who did the proving. Just one!

Of course, I'm 100% sure that you can't do that.

Maybe G-Baby got education and learned that the right order is:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, ...

Yes, 1, 2, pi, 4, 5... Can you do the alphabet, too?

[Peter]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

Name just one thing in the Bible that has been proven wrong, and the name of the person who did the proving. Just one!
Charles Darwin
Of course, I'm 100% sure that you can't do that.

Yes, 1, 2, pi, 4, 5... Can you do the alphabet, too?

It really is a fact that you can't count, after 2 comes three, pi is a little bit more than three.