13-year-old outsmarts "theistic" evil-utionists.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

"Theistic" evil-utionists (i.e., closeted athests as opposed to in-your-face atheists) love to pretend that the Bible can somehow be read allegorically to reconcile God's truth with Darwinista monkey-worship. Yet Deborah Drapper, a Christian in God-hating Englandistan, has posted a blog entry asking "theistic" evil-utionists a series of questions that show what nonsense their twisting of Scripture is. I invite you to read the whole thing, but here's a sample:

The Bible says that Adam was created from “the dust of the ground” and when he died he would ” return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.” If you believe that the dust Adam was created from represents an ape from which he evolved, did he turn back into an ape when he died?

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: 13-year-old outsmarts "theistic" evil-utionists.

Out of the mouths of babes, Pastor!

If the Genesis account of Creation, The Fall, the origin of Nations, the Flood, and the Tower of Babel – the first 11 chapters – are not historical, although they are written as historical narrative and understood by Jesus to be so, what other parts of the Bible do you disregard? What herminutical [did she mean "hermeneutical", perhaps? Oh bless her heart!] principle do you use to determine what is myth and what is historical narrative?

Inspired by young Deborah, I invite any wishy-washy false Christian to enlighten us here, at LBC; how do they determine what is real -- and what is God-inspired fiction -- within the Bible?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: 13-year-old outsmarts "theistic" evil-utionists.

I visited the blog and was somewhat disappointed to see that "Comments are closed". Most disappointing! I wished to congratulate the young woman's father for teaching her so well.

[filip]

Re: 13-year-old outsmarts "theistic" evil-utionists.

I belive that Adam, as all humans are composed of a wide array of complex molecules. Once a human dies, and you bury the corpse in the ground you'll within a few months see it decompose into nothing but dust and bones. These too soon return to the earth.

I don't see how this part of the bible discredits apes. Besides, by this logic, since Adam was created by God, wouln't he turn back into God when he dies?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 13-year-old outsmarts "theistic" evil-utionists.

since Adam was created by God, wouln't he turn back into God when he dies?

You have a funny brain. So if you create something, for example a painting, and then you destroy the painting it turns into you because you created it?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 13-year-old outsmarts "theistic" evil-utionists.

I belive that Adam, as all humans are composed of a wide array of complex molecules. Once a human dies, and you bury the corpse in the ground you'll within a few months see it decompose into nothing but dust and bones. These too soon return to the earth.

I don't see how this part of the bible discredits apes. Besides, by this logic, since Adam was created by God, wouln't he turn back into God when he dies?

How old are you, 12?

The Bible says that God made Adam, not that Adam is made out of God.

Adam was made out of dust. God can do anything He wants. You'd be well-advised to worship Him instead of coming up with sarcastic nonsense like you've posted so far.