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  • Meek and Humble
    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
    Biblical Black Belt
    Jr. Pastor
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2008
    • 6197

    #211
    Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

    Originally posted by Aformerbaptist View Post
    right...take KCN and see what happens
    Every Sunday, after the snake-handling

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    • Aformerbaptist
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      • Mar 2010
      • 90

      #212
      Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
      Every Sunday, after the snake-handling
      in all seriousness, potassium cyanide will kill you in a small dose in approximately 45 minutes whether you are christian or not. modern medicine can prevent you from dying, not the power of christ.

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      • BelieverInGod
        Fourm Member
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        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #213
        Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

        Originally posted by Aformerbaptist View Post
        in all seriousness, potassium cyanide will kill you in a small dose in approximately 45 minutes whether you are christian or not. modern medicine can prevent you from dying, not the power of christ.
        Oh ye of little faith. God can do anything.
        Drama queen

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        • Aformerbaptist
          Unsaved trash
          • Mar 2010
          • 90

          #214
          Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

          then by all means follow jim jones. you would prove the survival of the fittest observation.

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          • BelieverInGod
            Fourm Member
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            • Feb 2010
            • 9269

            #215
            Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

            Originally posted by Aformerbaptist View Post
            then by all means follow jim jones. you would prove the survival of the fittest observation.
            Jim Jones was a cultist whose believers thought he was Jesus. That's not Christianity.

            As for drinking poison to prove a point:
            Luke 4:12 And Jesus answering said unto him, It is said, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.
            Deuteronomy 6:16 Ye shall not tempt the LORD your God, as ye tempted him in Massah.
            Matthew 4:7 Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.

            So I'm protected if I accidentally drink poison, I'm not protected if I say "oh yeah, well God, prove it!"
            These people seem to do okay, although I am suspicious of Pentecostals.



            I have handled snakes though, somebody had to get that rattler out of the yard before it hurt one of the dogs or the boys.
            Drama queen

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            • Aformerbaptist
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              • Mar 2010
              • 90

              #216
              Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
              Jim Jones was a cultist whose believers thought he was Jesus. That's not Christianity.


              As for drinking poison to prove a point:
              Luke 4:12 And Jesus answering said unto him, It is said, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.
              Deuteronomy 6:16 Ye shall not tempt the LORD your God, as ye tempted him in Massah.
              Matthew 4:7 Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.

              if you wanted those scriptures to prove a point you can drink poison, i see no correlation. and by all means, take heavy dose of arsenic. please prove me wrong that you will not die.

              I have handled snakes though, somebody had to get that rattler out of the yard before it hurt one of the dogs or the boys.
              so have other people who are a different religion or no religion. you arent special.
              you cant

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              • BelieverInGod
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                • Feb 2010
                • 9269

                #217
                Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                No those quotes were meant to point out that I am not to tempt God by purposely drinking poison to prove a point.

                I noticed that you completely ignored the Pentecostals I linked to.
                Drama queen

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                • Aformerbaptist
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 90

                  #218
                  Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                  oh no i saw it alright. strychnine is a toxin yes, however, the pentecostals do not take the lethal dose to kill them. they take swigs of the stuff with a very low molarity (concentration). hell they even said one died. and ok, if you want to take those verses literally and not drink poison to prove a point fine by me; however, if an accident happens which they always do, and you are tampering with ammonia or carbon monoxide, you will die. end of story

                  also, many different religions handle snakes. some with fatalities just like the pentecostals. they all are no different

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                  • Alpine
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                    • Mar 2010
                    • 41

                    #219
                    Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                    So anyways I don't know if we're still on the topic about tails with regards to evolution

                    Studies have shown that our proportionately large gluteous muscles are an analog to the purpose that tails serve for simians. For simians, their tail is a balancing mechanism that allows them to keep themselves upright when they are walking or are travelling through the tree limbs.

                    For humans, our gluteous muscles work in conjunction with our dorsal muscles to keep us erect.

                    You can look at a chimpanzee or a bonobo and see that their rear ends are just not as muscular as man's is.

                    As an aside - the same studies say that our super strong glutes are the reason why we are capable of such long endurance running

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                    • Mrs. Rogers
                      compassion personified
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2692

                      #220
                      Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                      Originally posted by Alpine View Post
                      You can look at a chimpanzee or a bonobo and see that their rear ends are just not as muscular as man's is.
                      You have presented further proof that humans did NOT evolve from monkeys; the proof being in our backsides, so to speak. Glory!
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                      • JelloBarf
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 30

                        #221
                        Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                        Oh puh-lease!

                        If you would have said primates, you would have known "101" about your false religion. Apparently, you don't.

                        We also (again, apparently, according to your so called "science") share quite a few genes with pigs. Does that mean we can constantly walk around (and worse ) in our own poo?

                        Get a grip.
                        If you want to go back far enough, we share some genes with cockroaches. just because you share some genes dosent mean your at all related. if you have 98% of the same genes however thats a different story.

                        on another note, pigs are actually very cleanly. theyre dirty reputation comes from their habit of taking theraputic mud baths to cool off.

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                        • BelieverInGod
                          Fourm Member
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                          • Feb 2010
                          • 9269

                          #222
                          Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                          Originally posted by JelloBiafra4Pres. View Post
                          If you want to go back far enough, we share some genes with cockroaches. just because you share some genes dosent mean your at all related. if you have 98% of the same genes however thats a different story.

                          on another note, pigs are actually very cleanly. theyre dirty reputation comes from their habit of taking theraputic mud baths to cool off.
                          I always love hearing this from people who have never lived with pigs. You'd think pigs lived like this

                          Drama queen

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                          • JelloBarf
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Mar 2010
                            • 30

                            #223
                            Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                            I always love hearing this from people who have never lived with pigs. You'd think pigs lived like this

                            apparently whoever drew that thought so.

                            hows it any different from a person bathing in mud?
                            and yes actually for a brief time i did live with some pigs and other than the mud sloshing they were relatively clean. they didnt go anywhere near their fecal matter

                            but then again in the long run, why does this matter?

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                            • James Dewitt
                              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 6267

                              #224
                              Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                              Originally posted by JelloBiafra4Pres. View Post
                              apparently whoever drew that thought so.

                              hows it any different from a person bathing in mud?
                              and yes actually for a brief time i did live with some pigs and other than the mud sloshing they were relatively clean. they didnt go anywhere near their fecal matter

                              but then again in the long run, why does this matter?
                              Most people who raise pigs keep them out of their homes, why would you live with them? You are a strange person.

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                              • Cranky Old Man
                                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                You kids get off his lawn!
                                 
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 22379

                                #225
                                Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                                Originally posted by JelloBarf View Post
                                why does this matter?
                                All this matters because you are wasting your life on nonsense instead on spending it on being saved by Jesus Christ!
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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