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  • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

    just in case...

    - Sticking with Darwin

    thats so 90´s , people that uses science ( like...scientifics...yes i know EVIL DEVIL SPAWNS ) actually got over with , disproved Darwin and took things far than a monkey

    If you people are fighting against evolution , then why are there more theories of evolutions that abandoned Darwin and took other ways

    to quote Wikipedia

    " In the early 20th century, genetics was integrated with Darwin's theory of evolution by natural selection through the discipline of population genetics. The importance of natural selection as a cause of evolution was accepted into other branches of biology. Moreover, previously held notions about evolution, such as orthogenesis and "progress" became obsolete.[6] Scientists continue to study evolution by constructing theories, by using observational data, and by performing experiments in both the field and the laboratory. Biologists agree that descent with modification is one of the most reliably established facts in science.[7] Discoveries in evolutionary biology have made a significant impact not just within the traditional branches of biology, but also in other academic disciplines (e.g., anthropology and psychology) and on society at large "



    Ortogenesis is old news , get with the times

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    • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

      Originally posted by neozigma View Post
      ...and took things far than a monkey...
      Bwuh?

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      • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
        Bwuh?
        Yep , we took it as far as the beggining of life and the "soup of life" as some scientist call it

        Because you people cant think that something was BEHIND the monkey ( inb4 nonscientific joke )

        So yeah , we never came from "monkeys" , they are our cousins or something like that

        Flaming starting at 5...4...3...2...1

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        • Originally posted by neozigma View Post
          Yep , we took it as far as the beggining of life and the "soup of life" as some scientist call it

          Because you people cant think that something was BEHIND the monkey ( inb4 nonscientific joke )

          So yeah , we never came from "monkeys" , they are our cousins or something like that

          Flaming starting at 5...4...3...2...1
          Disagreeing with you because we are right and you are wrong is not flaming.

          Telling you the simple fact that your secularisation by wrongful science which wilfully ignores Biblical truth will send you to Hell is not flaming.

          Why are you here? We are here to praise Jesus and show you the way to salvation. We even endure your persecution. What made you hate Jesus? You cannot shock us so if it seems shameful to you do not fear to tell us.
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

            Nahh...i dont have Jesus , he is a chill guy

            Now you guys , let me tell you something pretty funny " Disagreeing with you because we are right and you are wrong is not flaming "

            Can you tell me what is right and what is wrong ? if it where so , then why are you here ? people use the internet to do some actual research to for the benefit of mankind and you people create threads where you try to disprove what fed you , clothed you and cured you . So its normal for someone to try to slap some sense to you people

            Also , using the Internet gives you a free kick to Hell , no matter who you are nor who you believe in , using the internet is a sin bigger than being an evolutionist and things like that . Do you agree , gentlemen ?

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            • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

              Originally posted by neozigma View Post
              then why are you here ?
              This is not a debate forum. The purpose of this site is to praise and glorify the Lord, Jesus Christ. It is a place for Christians to fellowship and worship. The goal of the Landover Baptist Church forum is to draw people to Jesus Christ because Scripture confirms that salvation comes only through Him.
              It's the very first announcement on the very top of the forums when you first signed in:

              "Noobs" -- that means you, young lady. Show some respect here. We're here to praise and glorify our Savior. Why don't you join us?
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                It's the very first announcement on the very top of the forums when you first signed in:



                "Noobs" -- that means you, young lady. Show some respect here. We're here to praise and glorify our Savior. Why don't you join us?
                Why is a tool using the internet ? isnt a woman considered a tool for you guys ?

                Also , he asked me the same question , why cant i ask him too the same question , after all he refers to this little forum , im refering to all the sin pit that is the internet and now im wondering , why would you people use the internet if this place is considered a one-way-ticket to hell ?

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                • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                  Originally posted by neozigma View Post
                  why would you people use the internet if this place is considered a one-way-ticket to hell ?
                  Landover Baptist Church isn't a one-way-ticket to hell.

                  What are you smoking?

                  Come join us and get high on Jesus instead!
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                    Originally posted by neozigma View Post
                    Why is a tool using the internet ? isnt a woman considered a tool for you guys ?...
                    Hey rude boy, this is their house, not yours. You came in, uninvited.

                    How would your mom feel knowing this is how you treat women you meet on the internet?

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                    • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                      But werent you guys the ones who started this " Women are tools and things" .

                      Im sorry , but my mother and i are not tools that can be dispatched and used by men , after all we are human beings , that means ? NOT.TOOLS .

                      Well if your women want to be treated by tools , then that is your problem guys also Landover Baptist Church isn't a one-way-ticket to hell , the internet IS

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                      • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                        Originally posted by neozigma View Post
                        Blah excuse for persecution

                        Also , using the Internet gives you a free kick to Hell , no matter who you are nor who you believe in , using the internet is a sin bigger than being an evolutionist and things like that . Do you agree , gentlemen ?
                        Got any scripture to back up your increasingly inflated opinions?
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                        • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                          blah THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
                          Yes , the amount of things that the people post on the internet

                          like 99% of the things on the internet are things that makes God angry , am i right ? so i doubt that the internet is a place that you can use the teaching of God . After all the internet is full of Furry things , gay porn and negros

                          So using the internet ( and things created for Atheist by Atheist ) should pretty much send everyone on the Internet STRAIGHT to hell

                          Also , Atheist saved your life more than once , can you prove me wrong ?

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                          • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                            Originally posted by neozigma View Post
                            Yes , the amount of things that the people post on the internet

                            like 99% of the things on the internet are things that makes God angry , am i right ? so i doubt that the internet is a place that you can use the teaching of God . After all the internet is full of Furry things , gay porn and negros

                            So using the internet ( and things created for Atheist by Atheist ) should pretty much send everyone on the Internet STRAIGHT to hell

                            Also , Atheist saved your life more than once , can you prove me wrong ?
                            Why would I want to prove you wrong. What's so great about your opinion that we need to try? Got any citation for that 99%? No, because you made it up to sound clever. We're not making anything up because God is with us and tells us in the Bible how to think.

                            And, yes, the internet may be full of sin. but we are not afraid to venture into it. You cannot scare us, little man. Your so-called reasoning is false and cowardly.
                            1 Corinthians 9:16 For though I preach the gospel, I have nothing to glory of: for necessity is laid upon me; yea, woe is unto me, if I preach not the gospel!

                            Acts 10:42 And he commanded us to preach unto the people, and to testify that it is he who was ordained of God to be the Judge of the living and dead.

                            Acts 17:31 Because he hath appointed a day, in the which he will judge the world in righteousness by that man whom he hath ordained; whereof he hath given assurance unto all men, in that he hath raised him from the dead.

                            Make the most of the time you have left to scoff at God, little man.
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              Why would I want to prove you wrong. What's so great about your opinion that we need to try? Got any citation for that 99%? No, because you made it up to sound clever. We're not making anything up because God is with us and tells us in the Bible how to think.

                              And, yes, the internet may be full of sin. but we are not afraid to venture into it. You cannot scare us, little man. Your so-called reasoning is false and cowardly.
                              1 Corinthians 9:16 For though I preach the gospel, I have nothing to glory of: for necessity is laid upon me; yea, woe is unto me, if I preach not the gospel!

                              Acts 10:42 And he commanded us to preach unto the people, and to testify that it is he who was ordained of God to be the Judge of the living and dead.

                              Acts 17:31 Because he hath appointed a day, in the which he will judge the world in righteousness by that man whom he hath ordained; whereof he hath given assurance unto all men, in that he hath raised him from the dead.

                              Make the most of the time you have left to scoff at God, little man.
                              I dont need a citation for that , even someone who uses the internet regularly knows about that , thats why you people are soooo 90´s

                              So...you are using a sinful device to teach about God ? interesting...next time you will use shows like MLP or Happy tree friends to teach kids how to love God ? bravo sir , you are a genius

                              im not the only one who needs to scoff at God , enemy of yourself

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                              • Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                                Originally posted by neozigma View Post
                                I dont need a citation for that , even someone who uses the internet regularly knows about that , thats why you people are soooo 90´s

                                So...you are using a sinful device to teach about God ? interesting...next time you will use shows like MLP or Happy tree friends to teach kids how to love God ? bravo sir , you are a genius

                                im not the only one who needs to scoff at God , enemy of yourself
                                So because you think it therefore it is so?

                                Good luck convincing anyone but a gullible fool of your views. You seem happy enough to just make up any old nonsense in your head and have people take it at face value. I hope you have some sort of mental trick you do inside your head to deal with frustration over the years as people reject your words.

                                We, however, have an ageless document of God's very inspiration; something you aren't remotely equipped to deal with, that much is clear.
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                                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                The truth about volcanos
                                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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