[GOD=life]

Re: creationist mormons, i challenge you.

oh well, hail satan, good night.

Looks like your bias is clear, friend. Ask your professor to come talk to us. You are grossly unqualified.

[Aristotle]

Re: creationist mormons, i challenge you.

sorry, i meant to say mormon.

You don't know the difference between Mormons and Baptists? Mormons believe religious nonsense that the con artist Smith sold them. They are so silly that they think GOD wrote a sacred text in egyptian on gold tablets that were delivered by the angel Moroni. What craziness!

Here at Landover, our sacred text, inspired by GOD, is written in English, the KJV, 1611. We take every word to be literally true.

[James Hutchins]

Re: creationist mormons, i challenge you.

I thnk tom here likes the idea of magic underware.

[exMormon]

Re: creationist mormons, i challenge you.

Hey Tom!!!!

Where are all of the transitional fossils? If evolution is true then why aren't there transitional fossils between frogs and humpback whales? Why aren't there transitional fossils between donkeys and cats? Why aren't there transitional fossils between bears and squirrels?

I swear, you evilutionists is so stupid.

[grey goose]

Re: creationist mormons, i challenge you.

He has clearly never read Genesis.

Genesis 1: 26-27

And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

[Petal]

Re: creationist mormons, i challenge you.

i thinks maybee Mr.Tom got scareds an runned aways, but i gonna asks him a kwestion anyways in case he come backs!

why come evilution folk belive that if you waits around long enuff, like a hunnerd millon billon years, then a whole big bunch of hydrogens will turns into peoples, it will give births to a baby human? it make no good sense to me, it silly

[exMormon]

Re: creationist mormons, i challenge you.

LOL. I was thinking the other day about evilution when I was trying to find my phone. I thought, "if evilution is true, then why can't my phone sprout legs and follow me around. Obviously evilution isn't true". These people are so stupid. Phones can't sprout legs and walk.

[Aformerbaptist]

Re: creationist mormons, i challenge you.

I swear, you evilutionists is so stupid.

nice der english. but i though "is" wuz suposst to be plural, so it shud be are hur hur

[Logan]

Re: creationist mormons, i challenge you.

ask me a question about evolution and i will answer.

Can you even explain the exact mechanics of it?
NO! Because it basically contradicts the entire Genesis portion of the KJ bible.

Can you explain how A-sexuality transformed into sexuality?
Landover can.
So God created man in his [own] image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
Genesis 1:37

You cannot answer any questions about evolution because you do not understand it.

[evilutionistcatholic]

Re: creationist mormons, i challenge you.

I found this forum by accident recently by way of your threads on harry potter subliminal messages (messages which i believe to be incorrect. whether the book is evil or not, finding "sex" in randomly waving hair can hardly be considered a message) I myself am a catholic and believe in the bible and all its teachings. I'm sure you hate me and condemn me for not being baptist but we all believe in the same god. Didn't Jesus say to love thy neighbor as you love yourself?

This is all beside the point. I am working on a degree in biology at what you would call an "evilutionist liberally-biased" college. While I'm sure the answers I give will be called false because they use science that you have deemed satanic lies. I would like to answer any "unsolvable" questions that you have to the best of my ability.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: creationist mormons, i challenge you.

I found this forum by accident

No, Jesus guided you here.

by way of your threads on harry potter subliminal messages (messages which i believe to be incorrect.

As a minion of the AntiChrist, the vicar of Rome, I would expect you to say nothing else. Your opinions are as chaff before the wind. We know papists lie.

I myself am a catholic and believe in the bible and all its teachings.

This is quite laughable. As a son of The Mother of Whoresoms, I should imagine that your acquaintance with God’s Word is minimal and very selective. Yet even the Devil knows Scripture. Psa 91:10 There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.
Psa 91:11 For he shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways.
Psa 91:12 They shall bear thee up in their hands, lest thou dash thy foot against a stone.
Mat 4:6 And saith unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down: for it is written, He shall give his angels charge concerning thee: and in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone.

the only thing I can think of I'm sure you hate me and condemn me for not being baptist but we all believe in the same god.

We believe in a God with a Capitalized ‘G’. Our God is not some graven image or stain on a subway wall that is allegedly Jesus’ mother

Didn't Jesus say to love thy neighbor as you love yourself?

He did son, He did. But did you ever ask “Who is my neighbor?” My neighbor is not someone who is not a Christian. Catholics are not Christians.

I would like to answer any "unsolvable" questions that you have to the best of my ability.

I’ve asked this before of some atheist and received no proper answer; I’ll ask it of you. “Why do only camels and Mankind have concave hemoglobin?” Perhaps you'd like time to pray to Mary for inspiration?

[evilutionistcatholic]

Re: creationist mormons, i challenge you.

Hemoglobin is a protein that binds to and transports oxygen and carbon dioxide. The concavity of human and camel red blood cells is an adaptation to increase surface area. The increased surface area allows more hemoglobin molecules to exist on the blood cell and allows for more oxygen to be held in each cell. This allows for better transport of oxygen to all parts of the body. The fact that this trait is present in both camels and humans is purely coincidental. In the past, both species must have randomly mutated to have the trait and its advantages allowed them to live and pass on their genes.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: creationist mormons, i challenge you.

Hemoglobin is a protein that binds to and transports oxygen and carbon dioxide. The concavity of human and camel red blood cells is an adaptation to increase surface area. The increased surface area allows more hemoglobin molecules to exist on the blood cell and allows for more oxygen to be held in each cell. This allows for better transport of oxygen to all parts of the body. The fact that this trait is present in both camels and humans is purely coincidental. In the past, both species must have randomly mutated to have the trait and its advantages allowed them to live and pass on their genes.

You papists will believe anything.

[evilutionistcatholic]

Re: creationist mormons, i challenge you.

I do not believe it because the pope says so. I believe it because it is science based on observable data.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: creationist mormons, i challenge you.

I do not believe it because the pope says so. I believe it because it is science based on observable data.

Science lies. Jesus doesn't.