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  • WWJDnow
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2009
    • 6314

    #121
    Re: Results of my 10 year evolution experiment REVEALED!!!!Must R

    Originally posted by Steven E View Post
    do you know how many people god killed in the bible
    Jesus explained in Matthew 23:35 that "all the righteous blood shed upon the earth" is upon the Jews, so stop blaming God.
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    • exMormon
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2009
      • 282

      #122
      Re: Results of my 10 year evolution experiment REVEALED!!!!Must R

      Originally posted by Steven E View Post
      well you all have argued that all the cases where killing is warrented are just, then i have one question for you, why are you not acting on these duties. if you take the bible literaly shouldn't you be tossing stones at everyone who is not a baptist.
      just sayin'
      Actually, True Christians® are bound by secular law. As much as God does not approve of such things, he has commanded us to follow the law of the land, so long as it doesn't contradict the Bible.

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      • Dan...
        Unsaved trash
        • May 2010
        • 12

        #123
        Re: Results of my 10 year evolution experiment REVEALED!!!!Must R

        What a silly "experiment". That is not at all how evolution works. Things don't just evolve into whatever you want.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #124
          Re: Results of my 10 year evolution experiment REVEALED!!!!Must R

          Originally posted by Dan... View Post
          Things don't just evolve into whatever you want.
          Exactly. Further evidence that God created everything, not Charles Darwin.
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          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • Arthas
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • May 2010
            • 43

            #125
            Re: Results of my 10 year evolution experiment REVEALED!!!!Must R

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            Well Drawnists, you have an explanation for the results of your experiment? Ten years should be long enough for a car to spontaneously generate.
            Actually, not really, if your implying the car would come from evolution of..dust? Thats impossible. OP seems to think that evolution is magic, and not a slowly gradual change (over 1000s of years) to survive. Nothing being in the garage means nothing can Evolve. And even if there was something in there, how/why would it possible evolve? There is nothing preventing it from surviving (inless your not feeding it, which then it would die in weeks...) Nor is one generation enough time to evolve

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            • Dan...
              Unsaved trash
              • May 2010
              • 12

              #126
              Re: Results of my 10 year evolution experiment REVEALED!!!!Must R

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Exactly. Further evidence that God created everything, not Charles Darwin.
              That experiment isn't evidence of anything at all. If the garage indeed stayed locked for 10 years (which I don't believe happened), there were probably some minuscule evolutionary advances at the cellular level.

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              • Logan
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Mar 2010
                • 220

                #127
                Re: Results of my 10 year evolution experiment REVEALED!!!!Must R

                Originally posted by Dan... View Post
                there were probably some minuscule evolutionary advances at the cellular level.
                So minuscule that it didn't actually happen!
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                • Sparky
                  Unsaved trash
                  • May 2010
                  • 124

                  #128
                  Re: Results of my 10 year evolution experiment REVEALED!!!!Must R

                  Originally posted by exMormon View Post
                  Well everyone, today was the day that my 10 year evolution experiment ended and boy was it an EPIC FAIL!!!! May 6th, 2000 was when my experiment began. I got the idea from a video from AnswersinGenesis in which a woman asks evolutionists to clean out their garage of everything, every single spec of dust. She then asks them to lock it up for 10 years and see if a car has been created.

                  Now, back in 2000 I was not a Christian, so I decided to go along with this experiment, expecting to show Intelligent Design proponents that evolution was true. Well, in a crippling blow to theory of evolution I opened the pad lock on my garage this afternoon, exactly 10 years later to the minute, and what do you know? There was no car there. How about that? This experiment was just as ridiculous as the evolutionist insistence that everything was created out of nothing.

                  I have already contacted AnswersinGenesis, the Discovery Institute, and Landover Baptist's creation science department in order to publish the results of my 10 year long study. If this doesn't prove that evolution is a hoax, that the Bible is the word of God, and that Jesus Christ is the Lord then I don't know what will.

                  Evolution = death.
                  Evolution only works for living beings. A car is made of inorganic metals, so it wouldn't evolve. Although your theory doesn't really work with cars either; I'm pretty sure in the Bible is doesn't say "And on the eighth day, God created the Ford Mondeo".... in fact it would have been scientists and engineers who first created the combustion engine and made the cars which we have today.
                  So that's not really a crippling blow, since anyone with any scientific knowledge would have told you that it wouldn't work before you even started it.
                  Oh, and also evolution usually takes place over hundreds or thousands of years, so yeah..... it wouldn't have worked anyway.

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22887

                    #129
                    Re: Results of my 10 year evolution experiment REVEALED!!!!Must R

                    Originally posted by Sparky View Post
                    [...]So that's not really a crippling blow, since anyone with any scientific knowledge would have told you that it wouldn't work before you even started it.[...]
                    ...and yet these people are the very ones that say the Theory of Evilution is true!
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                    • Logan
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 220

                      #130
                      Re: Results of my 10 year evolution experiment REVEALED!!!!Must R

                      Originally posted by Sparky View Post
                      Oh, and also evolution usually takes place over hundreds or thousands of years, so yeah..... it wouldn't have worked anyway.
                      The earth is only about 6 000 years old, making evolution a ridiculous theory.
                      God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
                      -Psalms 7:11
                      Fact: Only Flaming Homos Use Macs

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