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  • exMormon
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2009
    • 282

    #1

    Results of my 10 year evolution experiment REVEALED!!!!Must READ

    Well everyone, today was the day that my 10 year evolution experiment ended and boy was it an EPIC FAIL!!!! May 6th, 2000 was when my experiment began. I got the idea from a video from AnswersinGenesis in which a woman asks evolutionists to clean out their garage of everything, every single spec of dust. She then asks them to lock it up for 10 years and see if a car has been created.

    Now, back in 2000 I was not a Christian, so I decided to go along with this experiment, expecting to show Intelligent Design proponents that evolution was true. Well, in a crippling blow to theory of evolution I opened the pad lock on my garage this afternoon, exactly 10 years later to the minute, and what do you know? There was no car there. How about that? This experiment was just as ridiculous as the evolutionist insistence that everything was created out of nothing.

    I have already contacted AnswersinGenesis, the Discovery Institute, and Landover Baptist's creation science department in order to publish the results of my 10 year long study. If this doesn't prove that evolution is a hoax, that the Bible is the word of God, and that Jesus Christ is the Lord then I don't know what will.

    Evolution = death.
  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: Results of my 10 year evolution experiment REVEALED!!!!Must R

    Well Drawnists, you have an explanation for the results of your experiment? Ten years should be long enough for a car to spontaneously generate. I will help you out, maybe the car is just invisible? LOL

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #3
      Re: Results of my 10 year evolution experiment REVEALED!!!!Must R

      I am surprised they did not ask you to lock up a chimpanzee for 10 years so you could see how it changed into a man.

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      • exMormon
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2009
        • 282

        #4
        Re: Results of my 10 year evolution experiment REVEALED!!!!Must R

        Evolutionist is stupid.

        I should try the one with the chimp, although being a Christian now I know it wouldn't work so I wouldn't waste my time trying to mock God.

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #5
          Re: Results of my 10 year evolution experiment REVEALED!!!!Must R

          Originally posted by exMormon View Post
          Evolutionist is stupid.

          I should try the one with the chimp, although being a Christian now I know it wouldn't work so I wouldn't waste my time trying to mock God.
          I think Pastor Zeke said it best "Evolutionists saw we are related to animals; well if I have sex with a bear does that mean there is going be a bearman?"

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          • Logan
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Mar 2010
            • 220

            #6
            Re: Results of my 10 year evolution experiment REVEALED!!!!Must R

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            I think Pastor Zeke said it best "Evolutionists saw we are related to animals; well if I have sex with a bear does that mean there is going be a bearman?"
            Grizzly man tried that... didn't turn out how he had intended. He's with Satan now
            God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
            -Psalms 7:11
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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #7
              Re: Results of my 10 year evolution experiment REVEALED!!!!Must R

              Originally posted by Logan View Post
              Grizzly man tried that... didn't turn out how he had intended. He's with Satan now
              I watched 10 minutes of that documentary, it took that long before I was rooting for the bear. I wasn't going to wait another 110 minutes for the grande finale.
              Drama queen

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              • Nolita
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2010
                • 78

                #8
                Re: Results of my 10 year evolution experiment REVEALED!!!!Must R

                You didn't actually believe a car would appear, did you? I mean, even evolutionists have a somewhat logical reason for believing how it came about... But a car out of nothing? Even the most die-hard liberal would think you are crazy!

                No way this is real.
                1 Timothy 2:11-15
                Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #9
                  Re: Results of my 10 year evolution experiment REVEALED!!!!Must R

                  Originally posted by Nolita View Post
                  You didn't actually believe a car would appear, did you?
                  This is what evilutionists think! It was all random. You put the parts in and shake it around long enough. You're eventually have a car according to darwinists.
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • Petal
                    LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 991

                    #10
                    Re: Results of my 10 year evolution experiment REVEALED!!!!Must R

                    your experimint be true proofs that evilutions not be true, Mr.exMormon! it be kinda like my big borther, i suspectin he were borned wivout a brains in his head an he be way older than 10, an there be no evidinces that he be evolvings a brains in his empty heads cuz he still a big dum-dum an he be schmelly

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                    • Logan
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 220

                      #11
                      Re: Results of my 10 year evolution experiment REVEALED!!!!Must R

                      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                      I watched 10 minutes of that documentary, it took that long before I was rooting for the bear. I wasn't going to wait another 110 minutes for the grande finale.
                      In the Yukon we get a great number of these hippies who don't play the game with a full deck of cards. We refer to them as bear bait, they seem to think they can beat the bear to their car. That's usually not the case.
                      God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
                      -Psalms 7:11
                      Fact: Only Flaming Homos Use Macs

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                      • exMormon
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 282

                        #12
                        Re: Results of my 10 year evolution experiment REVEALED!!!!Must R

                        Originally posted by Nolita View Post
                        You didn't actually believe a car would appear, did you? I mean, even evolutionists have a somewhat logical reason for believing how it came about... But a car out of nothing? Even the most die-hard liberal would think you are crazy!

                        No way this is real.

                        I can assure you that this is indeed a real experiment. Evolutionists are the ones saying that everything was created out of nothing with no intelligence allowed into the mix. This study proves you guys wrong.

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                        • Nolita
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 78

                          #13
                          Re: Results of my 10 year evolution experiment REVEALED!!!!Must R

                          Originally posted by exMormon View Post
                          I can assure you that this is indeed a real experiment. Evolutionists are the ones saying that everything was created out of nothing with no intelligence allowed into the mix. This study proves you guys wrong.
                          'You guys?' 'YOU GUYS?!' Excuse me, but I never claimed to be an evolutionist.

                          I'm sorry I didn't make myself, I just meant that most people, including evolutionists, do not believe that a car will appear out of thin air. Whoever told you that treated you as the fool.
                          1 Timothy 2:11-15
                          Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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                          • WinterFresh
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 79

                            #14
                            Re: Results of my 10 year evolution experiment REVEALED!!!!Must R

                            I am at the moment laughing out loud.

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                            • Logan
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 220

                              #15
                              Re: Results of my 10 year evolution experiment REVEALED!!!!Must R

                              Originally posted by WinterFresh View Post
                              I am at the moment laughing out loud.
                              It is very funny that they think they can get free cars from nothing. Evolution is a lie.
                              God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
                              -Psalms 7:11
                              Fact: Only Flaming Homos Use Macs

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