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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #676
    Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

    Originally posted by jessev View Post
    If I may ask something about this. If this was in fact true, then why are all the True Christians here so adamant about the KJV Bible being the "correct" translation. If God would now allow translations to be incorrect, then why not accept what is in every translation of the Bible?

    Also, part of the problem is not that there may be corruption in translation of the Bible. The problem is that it's rather common for there to be multiple translations of a word from one language to another or no direct translation at all.
    He prevents mistranslation, but not ALL mistranslation. Many translations contradict, so obviously some of them are wrong. But the most popular translation is obviously the correct one. God would not allow a mistranslation to be so widespread as the KJV is widespread. I believe the logical axiom "argumentum ad populam" applies here.

    Taunting God and questioning Christianity is very childish. I hope you grow up before God kills you.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • Zandthee
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • May 2012
      • 40

      #677
      Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

      If we would live our lives like you describe there would be no: computers, cars, any technology at all! We would live in the middle ages and die of deceases. If you get hit by a car, you'll be happy a brain surgeon would save your life, and if you think your heart is the thinking part of your body, you sure think with your heart or just have the amount of braincells of a donkey.

      Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
      Listen, witch.

      If those Scientists had an ounce of common since, they would put away their test tubes and their Bunsen burners, and they would open their Bibles, amen. They aren't going to learn the truth by pointing a telescope up at the firmament, running a Geiger counter over a bunch of rocks, or by scraping skin cells off a salamander.

      They can only learn the Truth about the world by reading the Word of the One who created the world (that would be the Bible, for you slow unsaved folks reading this). That's real research into the History and Scientific Facts of the World.

      Pastor Billy-Reuben

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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409

        #678
        Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

        Originally posted by Zandthee View Post
        If we would live our lives like you describe there would be no: computers, cars, any technology at all! We would live in the middle ages and die of deceases. If you get hit by a car, you'll be happy a brain surgeon would save your life, and if you think your heart is the thinking part of your body, you sure think with your heart or just have the amount of braincells of a donkey.
        "die of deceases" is kind of witty. Good job! He's deceased because he caught a decease. You atheists crack me up with your laughing in the face of burning forever in a lake of fire.

        you.

        Just for the record, there's nothing wrong with technology provided that hateful atheists don't use it to trick people into thinking God isn't real and to tell people the Bible is wrong.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
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        • Zandthee
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • May 2012
          • 40

          #679
          Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

          I can't help the way I think. I was raised atheist and never touched a bible. Does god hate me for that? It's not me that made the choice, my parents were the problem. And now I'm studying physics in college and doing things in life I like, not have to worry about life after death, because I don't believe in it. I find it funny we pity each other, it will take some time, but after life we both will know the truth and who is right.

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          • Redeemed Papist
            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2011
            • 10409

            #680
            Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

            Originally posted by Zandthee View Post
            I can't help the way I think. I was raised atheist and never touched a bible. Does god hate me for that? It's not me that made the choice, my parents were the problem. And now I'm studying physics in college and doing things in life I like, not have to worry about life after death, because I don't believe in it. I find it funny we pity each other, it will take some time, but after life we both will know the truth and who is right.
            God's going to burn you forever in Hell for that. I guess it's up to you to decide if that means He wants to be your friend or not.

            John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

            Whining about it being your parents' fault is pathetic.

            Matthew 10:37 He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.

            So man up and take responsibility for your own deliberate act of spitting in the face of Jesus, fall to your knees and brace yourself to receive Him inside you.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • Zandthee
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • May 2012
              • 40

              #681
              Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

              Jesus was a good person and I have no grief for him. I don't grief anyone who is nice or neutral to me, but people like you are just hating people for a no reason at all. That parent thing was totally sarcastic (otherwise I would have been a Christian already?) but on the other side it's true. Born an atheist and I'm doomed? Keep on dreaming, if there was a god the would burn you people in hell for bringing so much hate and nonsense in the world and would loudly applaud while good people enter his gates of heaven!

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              • Redeemed Papist
                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2011
                • 10409

                #682
                Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                Originally posted by Zandthee View Post
                Jesus was a good person and I have no grief for him. I don't grief anyone who is nice or neutral to me, but people like you are just hating people for a no reason at all. That parent thing was totally sarcastic (otherwise I would have been a Christian already?) but on the other side it's true. Born an atheist and I'm doomed? Keep on dreaming, if there was a god the would burn you people in hell for bringing so much hate and nonsense in the world and would loudly applaud while good people enter his gates of heaven!
                Scripture, please.

                Show us where we are wrong about scripture. You see, the person who said that you are doomed for not believing in Jesus was, in fact, Jesus.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • Zandthee
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • May 2012
                  • 40

                  #683
                  Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                  Did Jesus wrote the bible in your opinion or did god or did someone else?

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                  • Redeemed Papist
                    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 10409

                    #684
                    Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                    Originally posted by Zandthee View Post
                    Did Jesus wrote the bible in your opinion or did god or did someone else?
                    It would be a lot easier if you started an introduction thread because I just answered your question in another thread.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14270

                      #685
                      Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                      Originally posted by Zandthee View Post
                      Born an atheist and I'm doomed?
                      Everyone is born doomed.
                      Psalm 51:5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquitie: and in sinne did my mother conceiue me.
                      ©1611

                      I can't help the way I think. I was raised atheist and never touched a bible..And now I'm studying physics in college and doing things in life I like, not have to worry about life after death, because I don't believe in it.
                      You might think you have some special insight into the "true" nature of God's Miraculous Creation but Jesus disagrees. You are not the first person to lead others into darkness based on some imagined higher vision. Jesus explains it this way:
                      JOHN 9
                      39 ¶ And Iesus said, For iudgment I am come into this world, that they which see not, might see, and that they which see, might be made blind.
                      40 And some of the Pharisees which were with him, heard these words, and saide vnto him, Are wee blinde also?
                      41 Iesus saide vnto them, If yee were blind, ye should haue no sinne: but now ye say, We see, therfore your sinne remaineth.
                      ©1611

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555

                        #686
                        Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                        Originally posted by Zandthee View Post
                        Jesus was a good person and I have no grief for him. I don't grief anyone who is nice or neutral....
                        Jesus was not neutral, Nanook. Anything but.

                        But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27
                        Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                        And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78555

                          #687
                          Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                          So-called "evolution" says a rock turned into a fish which has sex with a monkey in a Mud Pool that was struck by lighting and then the fish grew legs and walked and gave birth to a Human so the big question is what was the fish shoe size before it grew feet. What nonsense!

                          Thus evolution is false.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • MitzaLizalor
                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 14270

                            #688
                            Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                            Now the evolutionist is masquerading as a "prophet" claiming that "predictions" can be made by examining the "chromosomes" of goldfish. They say we are half goldfish and that we have fused chromosomes to become differentiated from "other" apes.

                            _http://www.sickkids.ca/Centres/Centre-Genetic-Medicine/Fun%20facts/index.html
                            Fun facts: Genetics
                            * Unless you are an identical twin, your DNA is unique.
                            * Fingerprints are unique to each person, even identical twins.
                            * Your gender and physical characteristics are determined by your DNA.
                            * Genes exist in pairs; one half comes from a person's mother and the other half from the individual's father.
                            * Humans have at least 30,000 genes.
                            * Goldfish have more genes than humans do.
                            Let's see what God says
                            Isaiah 8:20 To the Law and to the Testimonie: if they speake not according to this word, it is because there is no light in them.
                            ©1611







                            _http://www.sciencenewsline.com/articles/2012061318390072.html
                            Acanthodes bronni, a fish from the Paleozoic era, sheds light on the evolution of the earliest jawed vertebrates
                            (hey, evolutionist! That includes us!) .............hold on a moment:

                            New research on Acanthodes bronni, a fish from the Paleozoic era, sheds light on the evolution of the earliest jawed vertebrates and offers a new glimpse of the last common ancestor before the split between the earliest sharks and the first bony fishes — the lineage that would eventually include human beings.

                            "Unexpectedly, Acanthodes turns out to be the best view we have of conditions in the last common ancestor of bony fishes and sharks," said Michael Coates, PhD, professor of organismal biology and anatomy at the University of Chicago and senior author of the study published in Nature. "Our work is telling us that the earliest bony fishes looked pretty much like sharks, and not vice versa. What we might think of as shark space is, in fact, general modern jawed vertebrate space."

                            The group gnathostomes, meaning "jaw-mouths," includes tens of thousands of living vertebrate species, ranging from fish and sharks to birds, reptiles, mammals and humans

                            Acanthodes bromide more like it suck that Darwinist! Now back to God:
                            I JOHN 4
                            1
                            Beloued, beleeue not euery spirit, but trie the spirits, whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
                            2 Hereby know ye the spirit of God: euery spirit that confesseth that Iesus Christ is come in the flesh, is of God.
                            3 And euery Spirit that confesseth not that Iesus Christ is come in the flesh, is not of God:
                            and this is that spirit of Antichrist whereof you haue heard that it should come and euen now already is it in the world.
                            ©1611


                            MATTHEW 7
                            15
                            Beware of false prophets which come to you in sheepes clothing, but inwardly they are rauening wolues.
                            16 Yee shall knowe them by their fruits: Doe men gather grapes of thornes, or figges of thistles?
                            17 Euen so, euery good tree bringeth forth good fruit: but a corrupt tree bringeth forth euill fruit.
                            18 A good tree cannot bring forth euil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
                            19 Euery tree that bringeth not forth good fruit, is hewen downe, and cast into the fire.
                            20 Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
                            ©1611

                            The Bible is so way ahead of you, Mr Darwin. Grape from thorn? Ape from fish? Anything goes in your secularist orgy, Humans from animals? Why not! There is no God so who cares! But despite what your cronies serve up for the BBC there is a God and He knows all about your evil agenda. That is why His Inerrant Word is always right up to date and that is how we know about you.
                            It's gonna be rotten in HELL you'll be there FOREVER and God is quite clear, you're gonna HATE IT.

                            That's why Christians always choose His Love...HALLELUJAH!

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                            • John Scopes
                              Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 666

                              #689
                              Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                              Here is a recent story that further proves that all of humanity is originally descended from African origins. I find the diversity quite refreshing..
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                              “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996

                                #690
                                Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                                Originally posted by John Scopes View Post
                                Here is a recent story that further proves that all of humanity is originally descended from African origins. I find the diversity quite refreshing..
                                That only proves that Obama's mother was a mixed-race gal herself. So?
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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