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  • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    Well, it's a good thing we don't live in the dark ages anymore, isn't it!
    Yes it is, because ever since scientist have stopped being hindered and interfered with by christians such as yourselves, the quality of life in the US has increased, dare I say, by biblical proportions. Funny how we learn more when we take god out of the equation.

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    • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

      Originally posted by pyshics101 View Post
      Yes it is, because ever since scientist have stopped being hindered and interfered with by christians such as yourselves, the quality of life in the US has increased, dare I say, by biblical proportions. Funny how we learn more when we take god out of the equation.
      Not funny how you end up in a lake of fire being tortured forever by demons when you take Jesus out of the equation.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        So Jeb, basically you're saying not to listen to anyone with an ounce of common sense who has done real research into the history and scientific facts of the world?

        Oh, I'm not suprised, of course, as you folk actually think the Earth is about 6000 years old, but I must say, your summarized opinion of each group is nothing short of hilarious.
        Each time I think you people can't get any sillier, you go and outdo yourself.
        I like you. lets eat cookies and and talk about dirty secrets over a glass of milk. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZVOOntxFu8 A real good song.

        The oldest known city is recorded to be from around 5000 b.c, so much for 6004 yrs old.

        1. God is satisfied with his works
        Gen 1:31
        God is dissatisfied with his works.
        Gen 6:6
        2. God dwells in chosen temples
        2 Chron 7:12,16
        God dwells not in temples
        Acts 7:48
        3. God dwells in light
        Tim 6:16
        God dwells in darkness
        1 Kings 8:12/ Ps 18:11/ Ps 97:2
        4. God is seen and heard
        Ex 33:23/ Ex 33:11/ Gen 3:9,10/ Gen 32:30/ Is 6:1/
        Ex 24:9-11
        God is invisible and cannot be heard
        John 1:18/ John 5:37/ Ex 33:20/ 1 Tim 6:16
        5. God is tired and rests
        Ex 31:17
        God is never tired and never rests
        Is 40:28
        6. God is everywhere present, sees and knows all things
        Prov 15:3/ Ps 139:7-10/ Job 34:22,21
        God is not everywhere present, neither sees nor knows all
        things
        Gen 11:5/ Gen 18:20,21/ Gen 3:8
        7. God knows the hearts of men
        Acts 1:24/ Ps 139:2,3
        God tries men to find out what is in their heart
        Deut 13:3/ Deut 8:2/ Gen 22:12
        8. God is all powerful
        Jer 32:27/ Matt 19:26
        God is not all powerful
        Judg 1:19
        9. God is unchangeable
        James 1:17/ Mal 3:6/ Ezek 24:14/ Num 23:19
        God is changeable
        Gen 6:6/ Jonah 3:10/ 1 Sam 2:30,31/ 2 Kings 20:1,4,5,6/
        Ex 33:1,3,17,14
        10. God is just and impartial
        Ps 92:15/ Gen 18:25/ Deut 32:4/ Rom 2:11/ Ezek 18:25
        God is unjust and partial
        Gen 9:25/ Ex 20:5/ Rom 9:11-13/ Matt 13:12


        I think you better come to terms with the inconsistant realities in the bible before you make assumption on what is good or bad.
        Lies are just as good as truth is everyone believes them.

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        • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

          Originally posted by RomanK View Post
          I like you. lets eat cookies and and talk about dirty secrets over a glass of milk.
          Good job digging up a 3 year old post to find someone you think agrees with you. Creepy way to hit on Rachael, too.

          Originally posted by RomanK View Post
          I think you better come to terms with the inconsistent realities in the Bible before you make assumption on what is good or bad.
          I think you better come up with a better way to challenge True Christians™ on their home turf than a lame pre-refuted C&P from evilbible.com (PS. plagiarism is not only morally reprehensible, it's a crime).

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          • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

            Originally posted by RomanK View Post
            I like you. lets eat cookies and and talk about dirty secrets over a glass of milk.
            While you are having your cookies and milk. Here is a coloring page for you to color in.

            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
              Good job digging up a 3 year old post to find someone you think agrees with you. Creepy way to hit on Rachael, too.



              I think you better come up with a better way to challenge True Christians™ on their home turf than a lame pre-refuted C&P from evilbible.com (PS. plagiarism is not only morally reprehensible, it's a crime).
              As for the first. I didn't pay attention to the date, I never do. Her avatar tells me all I need to know about U.

              As for the plagiarism, better tell that to the people who wrote the bible. Granted there is no single source that the bible can be linked too, however if you take enough from various sources you have the same result. Kind of like the carrying of the lamb, that came from Roman texts.

              Oh and btw Jesus' perfession according to Greek text was that of a teckton. Translated means hand worker, not carpenter.
              Lies are just as good as truth is everyone believes them.

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              • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                While you are having your cookies and milk. Here is a coloring page for you to color in.

                Who shall I say it is? http://www.pocm.info/ I just love statues. You can't say their lies. and the time frame is always close.
                Lies are just as good as truth is everyone believes them.

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                • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                  Originally posted by RomanK View Post
                  Who shall I say it is? http://www.pocm.info/ I just love statues. You can't say their lies. and the time frame is always close.
                  I can't stand how atheists will jump on any stupid theory. There is no similarity between Jesus and the Osiris myth.
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                  • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                    really then why did the catholics adopt the eating of bread and the drinking of wine from Osiris?
                    Lies are just as good as truth is everyone believes them.

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                    • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                      Originally posted by RomanK View Post
                      really then why did the catholics adopt the eating of bread and the drinking of wine from Osiris?
                      They didn't. It comes from the last supper as told in the Gospels.

                      Regurgitating Zeitgeist just makes you look plain stupid.
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                      • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                        Originally posted by RomanK View Post
                        The oldest known city is recorded to be from around 5000 b.c, so much for 6004 yrs old.
                        But the universe was only created 5,000 years ago, now if you are going to start on cardon dating to back up your claim for a 7,000 year old city....

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                        • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                          I dont need carbon dating when the elements found in the pottery point to a chemical composition that didn't exist in nature at any other time but then. Just like a hammer that was found with a chlorine composition in it's alchemy that date over 250,000 years old. I don't trust carbon 14 but I do trust alchemy and natural deposits.
                          Lies are just as good as truth is everyone believes them.

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                          • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                            Originally posted by RomanK View Post
                            ...I don't trust carbon 14 but I do trust alchemy...
                            And you're calling these people insane?

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                            • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                              Originally posted by RomanK View Post
                              I dont need carbon dating when the elements found in the pottery point to a chemical composition that didn't exist in nature at any other time but then. Just like a hammer that was found with a chlorine composition in it's alchemy that date over 250,000 years old. I don't trust carbon 14 but I do trust alchemy and natural deposits.
                              Carbon 14 dating was just an example...
                              You missed the point, let me highlight it for you

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              But the universe was only created 5,000 years ago, now if you are going to start on carbon dating to back up your claim for a 7,000 year old city....

                              The FSM tests Pastafarians’ faith by making things look older than they are. For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage!!

                              As for your faith in Alchemy how much Gold have you made from base metal so far?
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                              • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                                Originally posted by RomanK View Post
                                I dont need carbon dating when the elements found in the pottery point to a chemical composition that didn't exist in nature at any other time but then. Just like a hammer that was found with a chlorine composition in it's alchemy that date over 250,000 years old. I don't trust carbon 14 but I do trust alchemy and natural deposits.
                                Okay, you really will accept anything that takes God out of the equation.

                                Do you also accept astrology and phrenology?
                                Drama queen

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