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  • #1

    Why can't evilutionists spell "Baptist"?

    I think this question merits scientific exploration.

    God-mocking atheist evilutionists come here all the time, and can't seem to spell "Baptist", even when it's right there at the top of the screen for them to copy-and-paste. We KNOW that they know how to do THAT!

    So, why is it they always come up with "babtist", even after being forced to type www.landoverbaptist.net to get here?
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    Because they're retarded. Why do you think they believe in Darwinism instead of Jesus?
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    Because they're hairless monkeys. Not too bright. Oh, and don't have souls.
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    Because their parents dropped them on their heads. Hence the believing in Darwinism.
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    Because Jesus has smitten them with "teh stoopid" for turning their backs on Him.
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    Re: Why can't evilutionists spell "Baptist"?

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
    I think this question merits scientific exploration.

    God-mocking atheist evilutionists come here all the time, and can't seem to spell "Baptist", even when it's right there at the top of the screen for them to copy-and-paste. We KNOW that they know how to do THAT!

    So, why is it they always come up with "babtist", even after being forced to type www.landoverbaptist.net to get here?
    Because they're hairless monkeys. Not too bright. Oh, and don't have souls.

    Sounds about right. It makes me so angry. I think if anything it proves, once again, we are their intellectual superiors.
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    If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

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    • #3
      Re: Why can't evilutionists spell "Baptist"?

      I think it might be a combination of the factors listed above.
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      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

      Amen.

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      • #4
        Re: Why can't evilutionists spell "Baptist"?

        I'd say that it is a clear evidence of their lack of intelligence. There is obviously a strong connection between their reading/writing disabilities and their lack of understanding regarding God's Word, but such retardation might be the sole cause of their disbelief in the Lord.
        Psalm 92:6: A brutish man knoweth not; neither doth a fool understand this.

        Psalm 14:1: The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
        However, like True Disciple pointed out, it is probably a combination of all the factors listed above.
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        • #5
          Re: Why can't evilutionists spell "Baptist"?

          Gosh, I wanted to answer "all of the above".

          I also think it has a lot to do with them using the letter "p" on all their ridiculous science words, hence none being left over for the IMPORTANT words with 'p' in them.

          Look at this for proof!

          Secular Evilution Biology Scientists have stolen the letter P

          It is like they have stolen the letter P for their own satanic gain.

          YIC,

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          • #6
            Re: Why can't evilutionists spell "Baptist"?

            I vote for being retarted. You have to be pretty stupid and unducated to beleive in nonsenseical ideas like Darwinism. Athiests are by nature fools, just like what Bother Alex posted. So obviusly things like spelling are pretty hard for them.

            Christians are more intellegent and athiests are ignorant fools. Simple as that!!!!


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            • #7
              Re: Why can't evilutionists spell "Baptist"?

              Reverend, I have to say all of the above, but I would say the being spawned of monkeys is the closest.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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              • #8
                Re: Why can't evilutionists spell "Baptist"?

                That was a hard poll, 4 serious contenders.

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