[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

a flat disc? lol i dont see all of the countries on that flat disc there. where are all the countries? on the other side of the flat disc?

Allow me to give you incontrovertible evidence in this post here.

[atheistRazz]

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Dear atheistRazz,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Posting photoshopped pictures to make God's chosen planet appear like a globe


A photoshopped image? ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Keep telling yourself that, or better yet become an astronaught, and see for yourself. I'm sure Neil Armstrong doesn't beleive the world is flat, becuase he has seen it. And I bet now your going to say "Oh but the moon landing was a hoax." Well just ask the other 100's of people who have gone into space and are there right at this moment. Just look here. http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/live_tv.html
They show live missions while in space, and you can clearly see the earth and how it is ROUND.

And @Billy Bob Black
Just because I write something down doesn't make it true.
Let me direct you to here

It's just the same logic you seem to recycle over and over again. It's actually quite hilarious what you idiots beleive.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

And I bet now your going to say "Oh but the moon landing was a hoax."

Duh! Of course it was a hoax. You must be the only person on the planet who is in denial about the moon landings being a hoax.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Dear atheistRazz,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Posting photoshopped pictures to make God's chosen planet appear like a globe


A photoshopped image? ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
(this^^^ is a noise - not a word.)
Keep telling yourself that, or better yet become an astronaught, and see for yourself. I'm sure Neil Armstrong doesn't beleive the world is flat, becuase he has seen it. And I bet now your going to say "Oh but the moon landing was a hoax." Well just ask the other 100's of people who have gone into space and are there right at this moment. Just look here. http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/live_tv.html
They show live missions while in space, and you can clearly see the earth and how it is ROUND.

And @Billy Bob Black
Just because I write something down doesn't make it true.
Let me direct you to here

It's just the same logic you seem to recycle over and over again. It's actually quite hilarious what you idiots beleive.

Are you dyslexic? Or worse - Ups Syndrome?

[atheistRazz]

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According to your all loving God what difference does it make if I have dyslexia? I'm pretty sure he wouldn't want you mocking people now, would he?
Aww what a shame, now you have to burn in hell with me.

[Cranky Old Man]

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According to your all loving God what difference does it make if I have dyslexia? I'm pretty sure he wouldn't want you mocking people now, would he? Aww what a shame, now you have to burn in hell with me.

What has this rambling of yours to do with the topic of this thread?

You posted a photoshopped image, you were proven wrong, case closed.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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According to your all loving God what difference does it make if I have dyslexia? I'm pretty sure he wouldn't want you mocking people now, would he?
Aww what a shame, now you have to burn in hell with me.

How dare you slander God by making Him appear to be some sort of lovey-dovey, forgive-everything hippie!

I'm going to have a great time laughing at you as you burn in Hell, Godmocker!

"He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision." Psalm 2:4

[atheistRazz]

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How have I been proven wrong? No one has shows me proof that world is flat. Yet, I've shown you empirical proof that the world is indeed, a sphere. Just look here http://www.google.co.uk/images?um=1&...i=g10&aql=&oq=

It's kind of funny isn't it, that there are all these images of the world being round and not one of them portraying it as flat. Ohhhh, those photoshoppers must have worked extremely hard to photoshop every single picture taken from space.

[Cursed]

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Dear atheistRazz,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Posting photoshopped pictures to make God's chosen planet appear like a globe


A photoshopped image? ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

How do you know it's not photoshopped? Did you take it? No, you did not. You just insist it's true because your mommy told you. Your mommy was a lying abomination.

Keep telling yourself that, or better yet become an astronaught, and see for yourself. I'm sure Neil Armstrong doesn't beleive the world is flat, becuase he has seen it. And I bet now your going to say "Oh but the moon landing was a hoax." Well just ask the other 100's of people who have gone into space and are there right at this moment. Just look here.

Using your own logic, Landover Baptist Church has tens of thousands of members, and we're telling you the moon landing is a hoax, so we must be right.

Put down the meth foil for a moment and try to focus. Use all of your remaining faculties, just for a few moments. How naive do you have to be to think a governmental agency is telling you the truth? How many thousands of examples to the contrary do you need?

That's all right, go back to your la-la land. It's safer there, you're too sensitive for the Truth.

They show live missions while in space, and you can clearly see the earth and how it is ROUND.

I can download a video that clearly shows space ships flying around zapping transforming robots. I can even put a time stamp on it. That doesn't make it real.

It's just the same logic you seem to recycle over and over again. It's actually quite hilarious what you idiots beleive.

Sir and/or Madam, your logic is also recycled. It is the logic of the cow; you are safe among the herd of sad-eyed millions who think the government tells them the truth.

Nothing of man can be trusted. This planet is the empire of Lucifer. You can only trust the Holy Word of God in the 1611 King James Bible.

[Cranky Old Man]

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It's kind of funny isn't it, that there are all these images of the world being round and not one of them portraying it as flat. Ohhhh, those photoshoppers must have worked extremely hard to photoshop every single picture taken from space.

I see that you are not very aware of how modern technology works. Just one person has to make a photoshopped image, then a lot of other people can just copy that image. You might want to study modern technology, it's applications might surprise you.

[Alvin]

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This is not true! The earth is a sphere. How can you think the earth is flat? (...) I believe in God and i am Catholic but to think the earth is flat is just ridiculous. if the earth was flat and the world was not spinning then where does the sun go? does it go left and right like the bar light of a fax machine? NO! we rotate around the sun! (...)

While I'm not a fan of Catlick Papists who voluntarily submit to an earthly, deeply anti-democratic authoritarian regime of old men in pointed hats that brings much evil and suffering into the world, you should realize that your infallible Popes (yes, you are required to believe that they are infallible, look it up) had already settled that the belief in an earth (of whatever shape) that revolves around the sun is not only silly and wrong, but downright heretic.
Acts 27:20 And when neither sun nor stars in many days appeared, and no small tempest lay on us, all hope that we should be saved was then taken away.

You should thank Jesus (some Atheists would say "Enlightenment", but I know it was sweet baby Jesus, praised be the LORD!) on your knees every day that in most countries, your church no longer has the authority to play hell and burn people at the stake for what you just stated - or you might end up on Campo de' Fiori like Giordano Bruno who was convicted of heresy and brutally murdered for the same heresy you just committed - all to warm the hearts of your dear Catholic clergy.

Incidentally, Bruno was convicted by the Grand Inquisitor, which is also the previous job title of your current Pope... the Roman Inquisition was rebranded as the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith in 1904 when publicly torturing people to death who disagree with you had gone out of fashion a bit with the secular folks and the Papists wanted to shed the association with some of the most inhuman atrocities ever committed over divergent world views. The Vatican never said its verdict was wrong, only that it was a "sad episode" and that the Roman Inquisition "had the desire to preserve freedom and promote the common good and did everything possible to save his life".

So as you see: you cannot really be a Catholic and believe that the Earth evolves around the sun. Anyway: How anyone with 3rd grade reading skills and an Internet connection can still call themselves "Catholic" with all the information available these days simply amazes me...

Jas.3:6 And the tongue is a fire, a world of iniquity: so is the tongue among our members, that it defileth the whole body, and setteth on fire the course of nature; and it is set on fire of hell.

You need to stop spreading these false rumors about heliocentrism and find redemption in Jesus the LORD, not a Devil wearing Prada.



Yours in Christ,

Alvin

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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According to your all loving God what difference does it make if I have dyslexia? I'm pretty sure he wouldn't want you mocking people now, would he?

I used to think that myself. Click the thread in my sig below to have things cleared up on dyslexia. There's a reason for everything you know.

[Universal Shaman Shit Sandwich]

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Yea, like we're really going to believe the Soviets. They are notorious for their disinformation and propaganda.

THEIR disinformation and propoganda? And what exactly are you saying what you're stating is? Fact? Truth?

Eternal platonic truths?

The only truth is you have drank too much blood of christ, sober up and think about this..

Seriously?

I'm not reading 500+ pages of nonsense, only to verify what I already know.

So does Earth rotate around the sun? Is the moon made of cheese?

Oh btw reverend, they FOUND the jesus tomb in 2006, he didn't ascend into heaven.

God isn't outside us, he's within you. Period.

This is so fun

[Universal Shaman Shit Sandwich]

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And, all these Jesus and God lovers in here, why are you all so hostile!

That's your problem, you claim to find inner peace and god and love and bla bla, but then you slander those who disagree and tell us we will burn in hell and all the rest of this malarky.

What kinda peace and love have you found? Where you resort to teasing, criticising, and telling those who disagree with you that they'll burn in hell. What kind of god would do that anyways!? "I love you, but, I got a firey pit of razorblades I want you to lay on for the rest of eternity! KTHXBYE!"

I say it again, we are all our own gods, just imagining we are not.

I can feel this beleif, I can actually prove this to myself, not this other namby pampy bs that keeps getting spread around here.

Why doesn't god just fix this world right now, or post something in this thread to prove his power?

Common guys. WAKE UP! Eat a fuckin' mars bar and open your eyes.

[Alvin]

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And, all these Jesus and God lovers in here, why are you all so hostile!

(...)

Common guys. WAKE UP! Eat a pifflein' mars bar and open your eyes.

Mars is a false god - and a god of war, nontheless! And YOU have the nerve to call us hostile, just because we KNOW what the LORD God wants us to do?

We are not falling for your temptation! We only consume the sacred body of Jesus Christ as HE has instructed us.

Matt.26:And as they were eating, Jesus took bread, and blessed it, and brake it, and gave it to the disciples, and said, Take, eat; this is my body.


But the ritual cannibalistic ingestion of false gods like Mars is just wrong on so many levels.

I hope you wake up in time to see the truth and give your soul to Jesus.

YIC,

Alvin