[Ruth Elizabeth]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

And, all these Jesus and God lovers in here, why are you all so hostile!

Why is everyone hostile? Well, let's see now:

This is a Christian forum; it is clearly marked as such. There is a thread titled Noobs please read before posting: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...newpost&t=5610

There is also an Introduction forum for newcomers to tell us about themselves.
But people come storming in, don't introduce themselves, don't read the thread they are asked to read, and start straight in insulting this community.

Then they wonder why they get a hostile reception. Just think about it. You were not invited here, so if you wish to stay you need to behave like a civilised person, not a spoiled brat.

[Universal Shaman Shit Sandwich]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

Mars is a false god - and a god of war, nontheless! And YOU have the nerve to call us hostile, just because we KNOW what the LORD God wants us to do?

We are not falling for your temptation! We only consume the sacred body of Jesus Christ as HE has instructed us.

Matt.26:And as they were eating, Jesus took bread, and blessed it, and brake it, and gave it to the disciples, and said, Take, eat; this is my body.


But the ritual cannibalistic ingestion of false gods like Mars is just wrong on so many levels.

I hope you wake up in time to see the truth and give your soul to Jesus.

YIC,

Alvin

LMAO I said eat a mars bar. Nothing to do with any of the solar dieties at all haha. Way to get paranoid and defensive, we all got you on the run.

How do you know what the lord wants you to do? I think he wants everybody to enjoy this world the best he can, whoever the lord or god is, and make this planet as great a place as possible, so when our soul departs for hyperspace, we feel a great sense of accomplishment as to what we have collectively worked towards on this planet.

And, my soul is my soul, it descended into matter, and will transcend out of matter, and into infinity.

Do any of you actually know the chemistry that goes on in the brain at death? Or at birth?

We don't keep our human form, our souls have very little to do with the human monkey body after death, very very little.

Ego. Your ego is in your way. EGGGOOOO AWAY. haha

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

And, all these Jesus and God lovers in here, why are you all so hostile!

We are not hostile, we are honest. Unfortunately in these politically correct times being honest is falsely interpreted as being hostile.

That's your problem, you claim to find inner peace and god and love and bla bla, but then you slander those who disagree and tell us we will burn in hell

All we do is telling people the truth!

Psalm 9:17 "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God."

Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

[Universal Shaman Shit Sandwich]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

Dear Spam Sandwich,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Spreading namby pampy bs on God's favorite forum
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Less BS and more scripture please!


LOL look at this crap.

She used my own assertion against me attempting to be clever or snarky if some way shape or form.

Basically when you guys can't prove something or verify something by yourself you say "It's the grace of god or god's will or whatever!"

You guys just say god does it cause you don't know what the hell else to do!

I only joined to bug, we're laughing at this whole thing at another forum website.

Oh, it's a CANNABIS forum, ahahah.. Im gonna be an evil psycho murderer cause I wasnt saved and smoke herb.


LOLOLOL BAN ME U STUPID BITCH HAHAH

[Wide-Open]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

Oh, it's a CANNABIS forum, ahahah..

Honestly, we didn't know.

Jesus is watching you Friend.

LOLOLOL BAN ME U STUPID BITCH HAHAH

No.

[Ingodwetrustt]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

How can people believe this? are you saying also that the Moon in FLAT? This is just ignorance, there is a thing on believing in religion, but there is another one that just out of this world ignorance, and THIS is one of them, "god" himself, would be be laughing at you guys faces for believing this, Its a HUGE round thing, HUGE when you go intop of a building you see until a certain point because its so big, Its really round, i can't believe you guys, this is just so damn ignorant lmao.

[Alvin]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

LMAO I said eat a mars bar. Nothing to do with any of the solar dieties at all haha. Way to get paranoid and defensive, we all got you on the run.

How do you know what the lord wants you to do?

That's easy: HE told us in the King James Version of the BIBLE. Duh.

I think he wants everybody to enjoy this world the best he can, whoever the lord or god is, and make this planet as great a place as possible,

...and what do you base this "thought" on? I take it it's not even a conviction, but you just "think" he wants everybody to enjoy this world the best he can. Boy, this contradicts scripture in so many more ways than I care to enumerate... Jesus clearly and justly hates lots of people and does not want them to enjoy their time. Pastor Ezekiel has a good partial list:

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

And he asks YOU to hate your family too if you want to follow him - so clearly you are misguide about your whole "we're all here to be nice to each other" thing:

Luke.14If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

so when our soul departs for hyperspace, we feel a great sense of accomplishment as to what we have collectively worked towards on this planet.

Ah. Your soul will depart for hyperspace, will it? Watched one too many TNG Q episodes, did we?

Or could it be your soul has missed its flight?

And, my soul is my soul, it descended into matter, and will transcend out of matter, and into infinity.

Do any of you actually know the chemistry that goes on in the brain at death? Or at birth?

We don't keep our human form, our souls have very little to do with the human monkey body after death, very very little.

Oh, please do enlighten me: Where do you take your convictions from about a "soul" that has "descended into matter" and will fly into hyperspace? It sounds like silly science fiction to me...

Also, with regard to the chemistry of the brain at death, cutting off oxygen supply to neurons will cause a relatively rapid and (within minutes) irreversible decay in the functioning and replenishing of neurotransmitters in the postsynaptic gaps which regulate the electro-chemical transmission system, resulting in a lack of excitatory stimulation of the dendrites and an inability of the neuron to pass the firing threshold, resulting in a shutdown of the electrical signaling along the myelin-sheathed axon, which causes a cascading subcritical excititation effect on connected neurons. Your occipetal cortex will lose the ability to decypher the signals coming from your retinas, resulting in a shutdown, the sensory perception of which has been likened to a white light (likely a special form of the tunnel vision that can also be experienced with other forms of chemical impairment of the cognitive functions of the neocortex). With more time the cell membranes will start disintegrating, the cytoplasm will leak and the complex mitochondrial power plants themselves will break down.

But what on earth does knowing about Chemistry have to do with saving your eternal soul - or your crazy ideas about souls warping into hyperspace???

Ego. Your ego is in your way. EGGGOOOO AWAY. haha

Exactly what Michelangelo said: Sistine Chapel

I pray for your soul.

Alvin

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

Please why would God create a world where science would not make sense! Just to confuse us, why would he do that? He wouldn't he would create a world we can understand and use wisely!

You find THOSE observations odd and yet you obviously believe in God who has not revealed himself physically to anyone since the time of Adam and Eve. Why would he not do that? He could end all religious strife and suffering in an instant if he would just do something like rearrange the stars so they formed words saying something like "I am the Lord, your God. Stop fighting and read the Holy Bible!" Using your logic, this proves God doesn't exist!

So tell me again why you apply your reasoning to things like the Bible saying the Earth is flat and yet you DON'T apply the same logic when it comes to the whole of God's existence. I'll tell you why: Because deep down in your heart, you know it is all true but you find it inconvenient to stand up for what is true when so many heathens are mocking you for it.

PS: I know you have run away and not replied since you got the double barrel blast of God's word from us, but I hope when you ran away you ran to your Bible and researched what we have said.

All your arguments are simply scriptures!

Where do you get your belief in Jesus Christ from? Assuming it is the Scripture (because THAT is the only place we have any written record of his works) then why do you pick and choose which parts of the Bible you find true?

[mayhem]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

what is exactly the edge of the eirth.. i mean would one just walk off if he ever reached it?

so it impossible to travle west to the point you make a complete circle.

i must admit a lot of what LANDOVER
BELIEVES blows me away, but honestly other than the bible how do youknow its flat?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

what is exactly the edge of the eirth.. i mean would one just walk off if he ever reached it?

so it impossible to travle west to the point you make a complete circle.

i must admit a lot of what LANDOVER
BELIEVES blows me away, but honestly other than the bible how do youknow its flat?

Here's the answer. Read through YOUR ANSWER properly. Thanks.

[mayhem]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

i read all that.. i honestly dont see how ANY of that applies.

i even tried while running backwards throwing objects up in the air. still came to me.. not the place to were i threw it?


if you dont have anything other than the kindergarden examples thats fine. just figured if i m to join and base my whole life on this thought. i would at least like to believe it myself.

[Wide-Open]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

so it impossible to travle west to the point you make a complete circle.

Son, never go West when you know you are heading South!

Have you tried it?

[mayhem]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

Son, never go West when you know you are heading South!

Have you tried it?

im so confused. it was a yes or no question.


so if im heading south from tennesse will i ever see canada?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

im so confused. it was a yes or no question.


so if im heading south from tennesse will i ever see canada?

I think you're missing a point regarding Faith. The real question you should be asking is do you want to see Canada? and if so will Jesus let you see Canada?

Only Jesus has the viewing rights to this type of thing.

[Russian]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

Allow me to give you incontrovertible evidence in this post here.

How can Earth be a round disc, and have four corners?