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  • #9316
    Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    I find it highly unlikely you have a husband. Be honest, are you a virgin or a slut?
    Im sorry sir I was writing all that with out my husbands approval once again sorry
    Rom.1:26-27
    For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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    • #9317
      Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

      Originally posted by Onthedo View Post
      Im sorry sir I was writing all that with out my husbands approval once again sorry
      That didn't answer the gentleman's question, dear. Are you a virgin or a slut?

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #9318
        Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        That didn't answer the gentleman's question, dear. Are you a virgin or a slut?

        I'm still a virgin my husband ok well my fiancé want to live a Christian family life and I'm still new to this and very negligent to this
        Rom.1:26-27
        For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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        • #9319
          Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

          Originally posted by Onthedo View Post
          I'm still a virgin my husband ok well my fiancé want to live a Christian family life and I'm still new to this and very negligent to this
          Where is your father, and why is your fiance doing your father's duty?

          Or do you want to come clean once and for all?

          Be careful now. Jesus sees everything.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #9320
            Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Where is your father, and why is your fiance doing your father's duty?

            Or do you want to come clean once and for all?

            Be careful now. Jesus sees everything.
            I don't have a father my parents divorced when I was younger
            At the time we were not a very religious family so we really didn't think once about it
            At the moment I live with my mother but my fiancé is sort of settling in with us at the same time he's very religious and wants me to start being religious to
            And when I said he disciplined me he just scolded me until I felt bad for what I said on Christian forum and wanted to apologize
            Rom.1:26-27
            For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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            • #9321
              Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

              Like we're falling for this obvious switch in agenda from sassy feminazi whiner to devout submission...
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • #9322
                Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                Originally posted by Onthedo View Post
                I don't have a father my parents divorced when I was younger
                So your mother is an adulteress

                Matthew 5:31-32 It hath been said, Whosoever shall put away his wife, let him give her a writing of divorcement: But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.

                Originally posted by Onthedo View Post
                At the time we were not a very religious family so we really didn't think once about it
                Has your mother got on her knees and begged Jesus for forgiveness for her sins?

                Originally posted by Onthedo View Post
                At the moment I live with my mother but my fiancé is sort of settling in with us at the same time he's very religious and wants me to start being religious to
                So he's living with you and your mother

                Leviticus 20:14 And if a man take a wife and her mother, it is wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you.

                Originally posted by Onthedo View Post
                And when I said he disciplined me he just scolded me until I felt bad for what I said on Christian forum and wanted to apologize
                Ooohhhh, a scolding, that's so harsh. I'm sure it will stick :eyeroll:
                Drama queen

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                • #9323
                  Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                  Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                  So your mother is an adulteress

                  Matthew 5:31-32 It hath been said, Whosoever shall put away his wife, let him give her a writing of divorcement: But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.


                  Has your mother got on her knees and begged Jesus for forgiveness for her sins?



                  So he's living with you and your mother

                  Leviticus 20:14 And if a man take a wife and her mother, it is wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you.



                  Ooohhhh, a scolding, that's so harsh. I'm sure it will stick :eyeroll:
                  Look I'm trying to say sorry it's a Christian site and I tried flaming you
                  So I wanted to apologize as I was being indecent to your beliefs
                  The reason my fiancé moved in with me was because we were having trouble running the house hold so he offered to help around the house
                  i.e dishes, cleaning, or just company
                  He really lightens the load on us
                  He's the love of my life
                  Rom.1:26-27
                  For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                  • #9324
                    Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                    Originally posted by Onthedo View Post
                    Look I'm trying to say sorry it's a Christian site and I tried flaming you
                    Yeah, we noticed
                    Originally posted by Onthedo View Post
                    So I wanted to apologize as I was being indecent to your beliefs
                    Don't worry about apologizing to us, we can take it. It's Jesus that you should be on your knees apologizing to. He's the one you've hurt with your sinning.
                    Originally posted by Onthedo View Post
                    The reason my fiancé moved in with me was because we were having trouble running the house hold so he offered to help around the house
                    i.e dishes, cleaning, or just company
                    He really lightens the load on us
                    He's the love of my life
                    Wow, he sounds like he'd make someone a great wife

                    Although the flipping between husband/fiancee makes me suspicious. Why doesn't he marry you? Make an honest woman out of you?
                    Drama queen

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                    • #9325
                      Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                      Yeah, we noticed

                      Don't worry about apologizing to us, we can take it. It's Jesus that you should be on your knees apologizing to. He's the one you've hurt with your sinning.

                      Wow, he sounds like he'd make someone a great wife

                      Although the flipping between husband/fiancee makes me suspicious. Why doesn't he marry you? Make an honest woman out of you?
                      I have reasons to suspect it might be coming
                      ( let's say a little bird told me)
                      Rom.1:26-27
                      For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                      • #9326
                        Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                        Originally posted by Onthedo View Post
                        I don't have a father my parents divorced when I was younger
                        At the time we were not a very religious family so we really didn't think once about it
                        At the moment I live with my mother but my fiancé is sort of settling in with us at the same time he's very religious and wants me to start being religious to
                        And when I said he disciplined me he just scolded me until I felt bad for what I said on Christian forum and wanted to apologize
                        SCREEEECH

                        Are you telling us that your "fiance" is shaking up with you and your mother?!

                        That makes you a whore! No wonder he has to discipline you so often.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #9327
                          Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          SCREEEECH

                          Are you telling us that your "fiance" is shaking up with you and your mother?!

                          That makes you a whore! No wonder he has to discipline you so often.
                          If you look at my earlier post I already stated why it was necessary
                          Rom.1:26-27
                          For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                          • #9328
                            Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                            Originally posted by Onthedo View Post
                            If you look at my earlier post I already stated why it was necessary
                            Don't you sass me back! Living together out of wedlock is never "necessary." You're a whore and you're going to burn in hell for all eternity!
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #9329
                              Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Don't you sass me back! Living together out of wedlock is never "necessary." You're a whore and you're going to burn in hell for all eternity!
                              Look I'm really trying not to shout and stuff but it is really necessary in my life my mother is a over worked maid I'm a collage student trying to finish my education to get a job so that's when my fiancé comes in he is always there for us whether it be cooking ( he amazing at it ) or just supplying company
                              I guess live with us is the wrong term he has his own apartment across from us and he sometimes spends the night with us on the couch in the kitchen he's is a amazing guy as he is the love of my life
                              Rom.1:26-27
                              For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                              • #9330
                                Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                So we agree that if you jump out of a car, you will stop moving but the car will not!

                                So then please explain to me why you do not stop moving if you jump in the air. After all you make two claims here:
                                - Earth is moving
                                - if you jump away from something moving you stop moving.

                                Don't you see that the only real explanation here is that Earth is not moving at all!

                                That's heavy shit.

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