[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

[...]Can you explain that one to me, or is it just more "By gods will" bullshit?

My! You are old fashioned. "God's Will" is the old name for it. It is now known as "Intelligent Pulling"

[Hastur]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

Oh, man. You guys are laughably stupid.
This is hilarious.

I know, right?
That's a quote for later.
"Because they all fell off."
Lulz where had, lulz where had.

[JamesRobert]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

The edges are located at the south pole. Just look at the map:

When I flew to Japan last year, I'm sure I didnt fly over the North Pole...

[stanley]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

When I flew to Japan last year, I'm sure I didnt fly over the North Pole...

Yes you did, it's just that the scientists drugged you so you think that you didn't!

[Hastur]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

My! You are old fashioned. "God's Will" is the old name for it. It is now known as "Intelligent Pulling"

It doesn't really matter what you guys call what is essentially magic. So come on, tell me EXACTLY why the planets orbit the sun, which is round like EVERY OTHER PLANET, all of which god supposedly made, and none of which but ours he put people on.

[Dirk]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

Oooooh, there's more bite in your post than I've seen in this entire forum, I like it. There may be hope yet for you.

What kind of hope? I read the KJV1611 Holy Bible so I don't need your hope.

On the matter of things you spacewizard worshiping loonies don't like, I'm also an avid fan of drugs, homosexual love, and I'm even a jew!

Are you trying to scare us?

Me and my boyfriend have dealt with our fair share of you horrors in real life, and let me tell you, watching you chase your own tails trying to convince us we're bad people NEVER gets old!

Our horrors? What are you talking about? You ARE bad people. Well, more like animals to me.

Leviticus 18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

[JamesRobert]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

Yes you did, it's just that the scientists drugged you so you think that you didn't!

I didn't drink anything on the plane so I'm sure they didn't drug me I was awake the whole time and I saw no ice...

[Hastur]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

What kind of hope? I read the KJV1611 Holy Bible so I don't need your hope.


Are you trying to scare us?


Our horrors? What are you talking about? You ARE bad people. Well, more like animals to me.Leviticus 18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

You're all really too hilarious to be real. I'm almost tempted to believe this is a reverse-troll thread where one guy posts as a bunch of people to piss agnostics/atheists off.
Just for you, the next time a fundy throws something at me or my boyfriend, I'll make sure to call the police and file assault charges.
You hear that? Not even the LAW likes you guys.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

You know what else is a map?
A GLOBE.
You know what's great about those? They're ROUND.

So are oranges. I suppose you think oranges prove your conspiracy theory as well?

I'd like to see you draw something on a piece of paper and not have any edges.

If God had made the world round, then he'd have made it possible to draw something with no edges on a piece of paper. The fact that He didn't consider it necessary to do so proves that He must have not created a spherical earth.

So if gravity is one big lie, then how do our planets orbit our sun? Can you explain that one to me, or is it just more "By gods will" bullshit?

Eh? Are you sure that the planets orbit the sun?

You're all really too hilarious to be real. I'm almost tempted to believe this is a reverse-troll thread where one guy posts as a bunch of people to piss agnostics/atheists off.
Just for you, the next time a fundy throws something at me or my boyfriend, I'll make sure to call the police and file assault charges.
You hear that? Not even the LAW likes you guys.

Of course the law doesn't like us.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
In a truly Godly society, you and the man you fornicate with would be recognised as the true criminals, and called to account for all the pain and suffering you've caused.

[stanley]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

I didn't drink anything on the plane so I'm sure they didn't drug me I was awake the whole time and I saw no ice...

It's in the air, silly! Next time, look at the ceiling, you will see smoke, it's a special drug so you don't remember!
God told me in my sleep! It must be true!

[Hastur]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

So are oranges. I suppose you think oranges prove your conspiracy theory as well?

If God had made the world round, then he'd have made it possible to draw something with no edges on a piece of paper. The fact that He didn't consider it necessary to do so proves that He must have not created a spherical earth.

Eh? Are you sure that the planets orbit the sun?

Of course the law doesn't like us.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
In a truly Godly society, you and the man you fornicate with would be recognised as the true criminals, and called to account for all the pain and suffering you've caused.

1: No, again you nutcases evade my point. A globe is a map of the earth, I suppose globes are the devils tools since obviously by your rules they defy you illogical flat-earth delusion?

2: That's simply retarded. The earth is round, proven time over and time over by science. Don't believe it? Go ahead, fly aROUND the world.

3: Yes actually, I know it to be true. If not for the suns gravitational pull we'd be floating aimlessly in cold space, with nothing to hold us in place.

u mad?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

I keep posting this because Unsaved Trash never use the search button:

[...]
2: That's simply retarded. The earth is round, proven time over and time over by science. Don't believe it? Go ahead, fly aROUND the world.

You can go aROUND a piece of paper...

[Brother Temperance]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

1: No, again you nutcases evade my point. A globe is a map of the earth, I suppose globes are the devils tools since obviously by your rules they defy you illogical flat-earth delusion?

No, they're simply toys for children to help them exercise their imagination by dreaming of the nonsensical idea of a "round" world. Do you think that rabbits can talk?

2: That's simply retarded. The earth is round, proven time over and time over by science. Don't believe it? Go ahead, fly aROUND the world.

So, you think that rabbits can talk, people can fly and the world is a sphere. I understand that secular biology is full of tosh and nonsense, but even you should be aware of the fact that people don't have wings.

3: Yes actually, I know it to be true. If not for the suns gravitational pull we'd be floating aimlessly in cold space, with nothing to hold us in place.

Eh? I thought that according to secular science, gravity was meant to be coming from the "centre" of the earth. Now you say it comes from the sun. I suppose next you'll be claiming that the sun goes around the moon next.

[FabulousNegroidHomo]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

The edges are located at the south pole. Just look at the map:

lol wow i get a kick out of you blind believers.

you're evidence is a flattened out image of a globe. Or did Australia just get realllllly skinny all of a sudden?

that's unspeakably, ridiculously, hilarious to me.

and no OP, you will never get a straight answer from these people.

g2g suck off Ted Haggard.

True story, my local priest just got arrested for child pornography..... add another one to the group of repressed pervs who should just get a playboy and whackoff instead of raping little kids.

[GOD=life]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

lol wow i get a kick out of you blind believers.

The consensus here is that you are the blind believer. You cling to some debunked theory even though all the evidence is to the contrary.

When people are trying to help you out, you are rude and hostile to them. That's really rude, friend.

True story, my local priest just got arrested for child pornography..... add another one to the group of repressed pervs who should just get a playboy and whackoff instead of raping little kids.

Or he could become a Christian instead.

In case you didn't know: Catholics are NOT Christians. Anyone who worships idols cannot be Christian.