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  • My problem after reading the holy bible of my lord

    Hey guys!
    i'm a very new Christan. so i'm really sorry if this thread is abit dumb.

    I just finished reading the bible for the first time after turning to Christianity about 4 months ago.

    The bible has ALREADY taught me so many valuable lessons...

    but one thing has bothered me since reading our lords book.

    after reading the book i noticed god killed alot of people
    but satan didn't

    infact after researching i found out:
    god killed: 2,038,344
    satan killed: 10

    I heave no discrimination to our lord. i have become a better person since switching...

    but after reading the bible...

    I fear god...
    I hate to say it brothers
    But i feel like the reason i pray at night is because i fear him
    he has killed so many
    why do we not say he is not a murderer?
    I don't think Hitler killed that many...

    please someone explain to ease this weight

    ilovethelord2

  • #2
    Re: My problem after reading the holy bible of my lord

    God has a right to kill you and toss you into Hell. He created you. Does that make you feel better?
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      Re: My problem after reading the holy bible of my lord

      Dear ilovethelord2,

      You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

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      why? i'm sorry i thought this was a place to help new christians.
      i'm sorry if i came off rude... it is simply because
      i'm worried...

      i'm not going yappity yap yap yappity

      i'm concerned and i want to iron out these problems i have so i can fully dedicate myself to lord.

      shame on you, the lord would of given me a answer..

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      • #4
        Re: My problem after reading the holy bible of my lord

        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
        God has a right to kill you and toss you into Hell. He created you. Does that make you feel better?
        as bad as you wrote that.. it does make sense. thank you bob

        so should i be pro abortion?

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        • #5
          Re: My problem after reading the holy bible of my lord

          Originally posted by ilovethelord2 View Post
          as bad as you wrote that.. it does make sense. thank you bob

          so should i be pro abortion?
          Certainly not. Only God has the right to kill babies. And people acting under the instruction of God. Where did you get that notion?

          And it's "Billy Bob", or "Mr. Jenkins", or "sir", but definitely not "Bob".
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • #6
            Re: My problem after reading the holy bible of my lord

            sorry bob, i'm not into men.
            if it's ok with you i will just call you bob.
            older men are not really my thing.

            but i respect you being a homosexual

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            • #7
              Re: My problem after reading the holy bible of my lord

              Originally posted by ilovethelord2 View Post
              why? i'm sorry i thought this was a place to help new christians.
              But you do not seem very Christian; have you never read a bible? Strange then that you should have totaled the number of enemy combatants destroyed and smitten utterly by The Lord of Hosts:

              "God ...shall eat up the nations of his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows" Numbers 24:8

              "And I will feed them that oppress thee with their own flesh; and they shall be drunken with their own blood” Isaiah 49:26

              i'm sorry if i came off rude... it is simply because
              i'm worried...
              Jesus looked into your soul and told me you are lying. You came here with atheist propaganda, thinking that He did not know your plan.

              i'm concerned and i want to iron out these problems
              You are a puny worm, unworthy (as we all are) of God's Love. We have all fallen short, but you seem to be bending down and not even trying.

              shame on you, the lord would of given me a answer..
              Away with you sir! It is not for you to presume what The Lord would do! (And anyway, it is not "would of" it is "would have" - please speak American.) And Capitalize Lord, God, He, etc.
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                Re: My problem after reading the holy bible of my lord

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                But you do not seem very Christian; have you never read a bible? Strange then that you should have totaled the number of enemy combatants destroyed and smitten utterly by The Lord of Hosts:

                "God ...shall eat up the nations of his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows" Numbers 24:8

                "And I will feed them that oppress thee with their own flesh; and they shall be drunken with their own blood” Isaiah 49:26

                Jesus looked into your soul and told me you are lying. You came here with atheist propaganda, thinking that He did not know your plan.

                You are a puny worm, unworthy (as we all are) of God's Love. We have all fallen short, but you seem to be bending down and not even trying.

                Away with you sir! It is not for you to presume what The Lord would do! (And anyway, it is not "would of" it is "would have" - please speak American.) And Capitalize Lord, God, He, etc.
                hi there, sorry if im cumming across badly. this is all so new to me

                and also it's called 'English' Americans don't have there own language

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                • #9
                  Re: My problem after reading the holy bible of my lord

                  Originally posted by ilovethelord2 View Post
                  hi there, sorry if im cumming across badly. this is all so new to me

                  and also it's called 'English' Americans don't have there own language
                  We do since you idiots abandoned it.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • #10
                    Re: My problem after reading the holy bible of my lord

                    who created god?

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                    • #11
                      Re: My problem after reading the holy bible of my lord

                      Hello,

                      Not really much of an introduction, is it Sir?

                      How about you tell us a little more about yourself rather than questioning The Lord's will and His intentions.

                      I also suggest you apologize post-haste to my Brother's in Christ for your rude tone and also, get down on your knees and pray to The Lord for His forgiveness!

                      Please start again with a new fresh attitude.

                      YIC,

                      Mrs.P.Wintersnow.




                      There's Jesus here,
                      Just see what He offers me....
                      Down here my sins forgiven,
                      Up there a home in heaven
                      Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: My problem after reading the holy bible of my lord

                        And he is before all things, and by him all things consist. Colossians 1:17

                        You were lying when you said you were a Christian, weren't you?

                        Your feeble mind cannot conceive of that The Lord of Hosts is outside time itself - He is Eternal and Glorious.

                        Your question has no meaning for the faithful and merely brands you with the mark of Satan.
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • #13
                          Re: My problem after reading the holy bible of my lord

                          Originally posted by ilovethelord2 View Post
                          who created god?
                          You claim to "love the Lord" but you ask childish questions like this? God has always been, always is, and always shall be.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: My problem after reading the holy bible of my lord

                            Let me tell you a little bit about the nature of Satan.

                            All that spooky, dark, gruesome stuff-- blood and weird rituals --backward chants and perverted sacrifices -- Satan is none of that.

                            I'll tell you what Satan is-- he is a disobedient child.

                            God created him and gave him certain, but limited powers, and Satan dissed God and set up his own court. A pale pretender to the throne, playing at power and desperate for attention.

                            People are always blaming Satan for this or that temptation or evil act, or they're afraid that he's operating out of the neighborhood day care center.

                            Wake up people! Satan is not omniscient nor omnipotent. He can't be everywhere attending all the worship services in his name. And no, he can't kill anybody.

                            All Satan is really about is encouraging disobedience of God. His work doesn't require symbols and sinister atmospheres. You have sex before marriage because you really don't think that there is anything wrong with it - Satan's P.R. office wins on that one. You embrace your gay brother instead of exhorting him -- again, the press to muddle minds is in full force.

                            Satan's work continues on in many of the most wholesome environments that you can imagine, and he doesn't need to be in attendance. He's got the liberal media and hedonistic Hollywood doing his leg work.

                            Satan very rarely gets personally involved. And killing people IS NOT within his power. He doesn't even send people to hell. He simply deceives and receives. First, he gets you with, "it's okay. . ." then when your time comes he says "Welcome to hell" and ushers you into the pit of eternal torment.

                            Satan is down there because he wanted to command and rule rather than obey. But, he deceived even himself. He abides in hell as prince of the damned, but God still calls the shots. God determines the birth and death of man. Obedience is all He asks. Think on it --would you rather rule in hell or serve in heaven? Actually, you can't rule in hell because Satan already does and we all know how he is about sharing the spotlight.


                            Pedantically Yours,

                            Handmaiden
                            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                            Guns For God and the Economy

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                            • #15
                              Re: My problem after reading the holy bible of my lord

                              Originally posted by ilovethelord2 View Post
                              ...
                              but after reading the bible...

                              I fear god...
                              I hate to say it brothers
                              But i feel like the reason i pray at night is because i fear him
                              he has killed so many


                              please someone explain to ease this weight

                              ilovethelord2
                              Why would you hate to say you fear God?

                              Did you really read the Bible (KJV1611)?

                              If you had read the Bible (KJV1611) you'd know that you are supposed to fear the LORD. (We also capitalize the G in God when we write about Him).

                              If you did a search of the Bible (KJV1611) for the words fear and LORD, you'd come up with 187 uses.

                              Including these...

                              Leviticus 19:32 Thou shalt rise up before the hoary head, and honour the face of the old man, and fear thy God: I am the LORD.

                              Leviticus 25:17 Ye shall not therefore oppress one another; but thou shalt fear thy God:for I am the LORD your God.

                              Deuteronomy 6:13 Thou shalt fear the LORD thy God, and serve him, and shalt swear by his name.

                              Joshua 4:24 That all the people of the earth might know the hand of the LORD, that it is mighty: that ye might fear the LORD your God for ever.

                              1 Samuel 12:24 Only fear the LORD, and serve him in truth with all your heart: for consider how great things he hath done for you.


                              Psalm 2:11 Serve the LORD with fear, and rejoice with trembling.

                              The actual use of "fear of the LORD" or "fear the LORD" is used more than the word FORGIVE (95 verses).

                              So, I'm really wondering if you actually read the Bible.

                              If you actually did, then you have a serious reading comprehension problem, and you should probably go back into 4th grade and learn how to read (and understand) a book.

                              YIC
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                              Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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