[Titus Templeton]

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@ Brother Cranky Old Man:
Thank You for another very interessting Lesson. You explained a lot and im looking forward to some new teachings of You.

[I am Jxpst]

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So if I have hardcore sex with a squirrel, but look at a picture of a hot women, will I have a normal kid?

[Lisa H]

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So if I have hardcore sex with a squirrel, but look at a picture of a hot women, will I have a normal kid?

You are are pervert. Stop having sex with animals.


Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

[Hallowedbythyname]

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It's high time that we Christians get together and take out these false teachings of genetics in our public schools. We're working hard to remove myths like evolution, but we also need to make sure our science classes aren't brainwashing kids to believe atheistic lies like genetics or a round earth or heliocentricism.

Hi Jim, great post by the way!

I'm slightly confused about something and was hoping you could clear it up for me. You have talked about Flat Earth/Round Earth conspiracies and its been incredible stuff, very educational. However in your 'Signature' there is a picture of you 'Taking Jesus to the World' and your using a round/globe to depict the planet. Is there a specific reason for this?

[Ksevio]

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It's artistic - Reverend Jim is also not twice the size of the Earth.

This finding on genetics has some disturbing possibilities. Many evil things could happen if Satan's followers starting thrusting squirrels in on Good Christians fornicating.

[LordHaveMercy]

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Hi Jim, great post by the way!

I'm slightly confused about something and was hoping you could clear it up for me. You have talked about Flat Earth/Round Earth conspiracies and its been incredible stuff, very educational. However in your 'Signature' there is a picture of you 'Taking Jesus to the World' and your using a round/globe to depict the planet. Is there a specific reason for this?

What, have you never seen a plate, or a pancake?

[jennabenna]

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What are you trying to prove? And who to? I asked you once why you used bible references to change atheists, and you gave me some bullshit about how I was somehow lying by repeating what you said. Yet if you baptists don't even know your own bible enough to remember that verse when the lying atheist scientists try to explain the real world to you, than what are you good for? If you need little reminders as to what you believe and why, then you must not really believe it. You're always bragging about how you have the bible memorized, now prove it. Prove to me that this actually matters to you.

[Cranky Old Man]

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What are you trying to prove? And who to

Since there are 22 postings in this thread, it might be helpful if you made clear who you are talking to. That is if you can still remember that.

[UnholyScientist]

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just curious.

If I were to have sex with my wife and look at a picture of a cat, would my baby end up looking like a cat?

[Cranky Old Man]

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just curious. If I were to have sex with my wife and look at a picture of a cat, would my baby end up looking like a cat?

Only if both you and your wife did that and only if you did it all the time.

[UnholyScientist]

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you have got to be trolling me. There is no way that someone would really think that by both me and my wife looking at a picture of a cat while having sex, we would have a cat baby.

[Cranky Old Man]

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There is no way that someone would really think that by both me and my wife looking at a picture of a cat while having sex, we would have a cat baby.

How this works is in the Holy Bible. And since the Holy Bible is perfect it must be true.

Genesis 30:37-39 "And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which was in the rods. And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink. And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted."

[BelieverInGod]

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you have got to be trolling me. There is no way that someone would really think that by both me and my wife looking at a picture of a cat while having sex, we would have a cat baby.

Although I doubt she would give birth to a litter of kittens, it could be something like this.

[Able's Avenger!]

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Although I doubt she would give birth to a litter of kittens, it could be something like this.

Praise God! You've found an explanation for Wolf- err, CAT-men!

[John Marston]

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So what would happen if two people procreated in the dark, when neither of them would be able to see anything?