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  • ultima
    Unsaved trash
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 41

    #31
    Re: How can Noah's Arc be true?

    As long as people are allowed to be racist towards other denominations and call Catholics foul names, I'll be returning the favor. Besides, he doesn't mind do you V?
    Me and V go way back. See, I married his sister so that practically makes me his daddy.

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    • One-eyed Jack
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 1092

      #32
      Re: How can Noah's Arc be true?

      Good Lord! All this time I thought you were female. The name "Ultima" suggests the feminine. (But the masculine form, Ultimo, sounds an awful lot like a Marvel Comics character I suppose. "Look out, Captain America! Ultimo is arming his cosmic beer bong!")

      Sorry about that. Um, your last name wouldn't be Thule, would it?

      ~~ OEJ

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22887

        #33
        Re: How can Noah's Arc be true?

        Friend,

        "And all flesh died that moved on the earth: birds and cattle and beasts and every creeping thing that creeps on the earth, and every man. All in whose nostrils was the breath of the spirit of life, all that was on the dry land, died (Genesis 7:21–22).

        I cannot see where the Word of The Lord gives you the knowledge that the flood was restricted to the area of Babylon (use a spell checker if you paid no attention at school.) To my reading it was "on the earth". As far as plants go - they clearly survived, they do not qualify under "All in whose nostrils was the breath of the spirit of life."

        A miraculous Flood and miraculous consequences.

        I excuse your questioning the Holy Bible, as you appear young and ignorant. However, I will pray to the Lord to smite you with boils (or a suitable plague) should you attempt to put yourself above The Lord God a second time.

        Amen

        Bathfire E.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • handofgod
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          • Jan 2008
          • 76

          #34
          Re: How can Noah's Arc be true?

          If all dinosaurs died during the flood, cause they couldn't swim. What about these babies?

          When our enemies strike us, we must not retaliate; we must even turn the other cheek. And we must forigve -- not seven times, but seventy times seven.

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          • Stranger
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            • Jan 2008
            • 37

            #35
            Re: How can Noah's Arc be true?

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            In another thread you claim to be Saved, and now you are coming in with this nonsense? You obviously do not know God at all.

            There is plenty of evidence if you have faith and open your eyes. Take a look HERE, scoffer.

            Now, if you are a monkey-worshiping evilutionist, then kindly answer THESE questions for me.
            i would like so show your argument here. and i quote from the article that you have said is evidence that Noah son's could fly on winged dinosaurs

            "that the species is an early ancestor of birds that probably used its feathered limbs, along with a long, feather-fringed tail, to glide from tree to tree."

            i would like to repeat

            "glide from tree to tree"

            just wanted to point that out.
            Is a little disappointed in this site....

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            • Unfalsifiable
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2008
              • 836

              #36
              Re: How can Noah's Arc be true?

              Folks if you want to believe in the bible, you must believe in this story. This means God made the flood happen and got all the animals in there and descended us all from Noah and his sons and their wives. With God on your side that is totally possible.

              If you don't believe that happened, you aren't a Christian, you are either and atheist or a squirming atheist-appeasing liberal.

              edit: or some other stupid religion whom which we don't need to discuss.
              READ THE BIBLE

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #37
                Re: How can Noah's Arc be true?

                Originally posted by handofgod View Post
                If all dinosaurs died during the flood, cause they couldn't swim. What about these babies?

                What babies?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Ahimaaz Smith
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 2549

                  #38
                  Re: How can Noah's Arc be true?

                  Originally posted by One-eyed Jack View Post
                  Keep a civil tongue in thy keyboard, O Jezebel of the forums!
                  Indeed:

                  Why boastest thou thyself in mischief, O mighty man? the goodness of God endureth continually. For the Tongue deviseth mischiefs; like a sharp razor, working deceitfully. Thou lovest evil more than good; and lying rather than to speak righteousness. Selah. Thou lovest all devouring words, O thou deceitful tongue. God shall likewise destroy thee for ever, he shall take thee away, and pluck thee out of thy dwelling place, and root thee out of the land of the living. Selah. Psalms 52:1-2

                  Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
                  If you don't believe that happened, you aren't a Christian, you are either and atheist or a squirming atheist-appeasing liberal. edit: or some other stupid religion whom which we don't need to discuss.
                  Such as Oriental Agitpropist.

                  Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                  • ForGodsSake
                    X-Aussie Evangelist
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 493

                    #39
                    Re: How can Noah's Arc be true?

                    Originally posted by jap fox 205 View Post
                    Moreover, how could Noah have provided enough food for all 60 million odd animals (Two of every kind.) for 40 days and 40 nights?
                    Well if you know your animals you would see that a lot of animals would have been in a state of hibernation. given the right conditions most of them would have been asleep , so the food issue would not have been much of a problem. And besides that our LORD would have known this before hand so with GODS help it was done.
                    (2 Peter 3:10)

                    But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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                    • WilliamJenningsBryan
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 9384

                      #40
                      Re: How can Noah's Arc be true?

                      Originally posted by jap fox 205 View Post
                      I'm confused guys! I've read the Biblical account of Noah's Arc, but how can it be possible? How could Noah have fit two of every creature on a wooden arc (The size of which is given in the Bible.) when there are an estimated 30 Million different species on Earth? Moreover, how could Noah have provided enough food for all 60 million odd animals (Two of every kind.) for 40 days and 40 nights? What's more is that if the Earth were to be completely covered in water the atmosphere would be so saturated with water vapor that cellular respiration by Oxygen, or CO2 breathing species, would be impossible! Also, where did all the water go? It would take many centures for water going higher than the peak of Everest to go away.... It really doesn't make much sense... I wanna go to Heaven though, so please help me to believe!
                      Originally posted by ForGodsSake View Post
                      Well if you know your animals you would see that a lot of animals would have been in a state of hibernation. given the right conditions most of them would have been asleep , so the food issue would not have been much of a problem. And besides that our LORD would have known this before hand so with GODS help it was done.

                      There were a number of logistical problems facing Noah, the Lord, and the Arc - food being only one of them.

                      You can avail yourself of the following thread to read and inform yourself on the scholarly work of our Pastors and True Christians™ concerning this subject:

                      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                      ...and get off my lawn
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                      • Brother Guy Bayard
                        Anvil of the Antipodes
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 1271

                        #41
                        Re: How can Noah's Arc be true?

                        were the dinosaurs on Noahs ark? did they have larger stalls than the other animals, like the otters? did they ever try to eat any of the other animals?
                        The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                        Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                        • Roberta
                          Anti La Leche League Organizer
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 1817

                          #42
                          Re: How can Noah's Arc be true?

                          Most of the dinosaurs were vegans so it was not a problem. Mr. and Mrs. t-rex were isolated, however.

                          The pteradactyls were invaluable to Noah! He employed them (in the same way that a modern army uses reconnaissance aircraft) to search for dry land. Brontosauruses were used as beasts of burden when Noah and company ultimately began their descent of Mt. Ararat.

                          I hope this was helpful information.
                          Come climb my mountains.

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                          • Brother V
                            True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 3481

                            #43
                            Re: How can Noah's Arc be true?

                            Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
                            were the dinosaurs on Noahs ark? did they have larger stalls than the other animals, like the otters? did they ever try to eat any of the other animals?
                            Like I said before; there's no reason to believe that mature animals were taken on the ark.

                            A one year old dinosaur wouldn't take up much space. A weaned baby elephant wouldn't require as much food as a full grown one.

                            V
                            Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                            • Brother Guy Bayard
                              Anvil of the Antipodes
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 1271

                              #44
                              Re: How can Noah's Arc be true?

                              Originally posted by Brother V View Post
                              Like I said before; there's no reason to believe that mature animals were taken on the ark.

                              A one year old dinosaur wouldn't take up much space. A weaned baby elephant wouldn't require as much food as a full grown one.

                              V
                              What about animals that re difficult to get to breed in captivity - like pandas - did noah encourage them to 'get busy' on the ark, or did he issue strict instructions for the animals to keep their pants on, so to speak?.
                              The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                              Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                              • Ahimaaz Smith
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 2549

                                #45
                                Re: How can Noah's Arc be true?

                                Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
                                What about animals that re difficult to get to breed in captivity - like pandas - did noah encourage them to 'get busy' on the ark, or did he issue strict instructions for the animals to keep their pants on, so to speak?.
                                It was 40 days, not 40 years, so I'm not sure whether the issue came up (except maybe for the mayflies). Anyway, who was Noah to tell anyone else to keep his pants on?

                                Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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