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  • Brother V
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    • Sep 2006
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    #91
    Re: Whales dont have scales

    Originally posted by targetremains View Post
    Whales dont have scales.
    Are you sure that no whales have had the skin disease known as scales?

    As whales have skin, they could develop Psoriasis, which is also known as scales.
    Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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    • Pastor Billy-Reuben
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      • Sep 2006
      • 5812

      #92
      Re: Whales dont have scales

      Originally posted by targetremains View Post
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      Everytime you dont believe in a deity you are an atheist. You dont believe in zeus you are an atheist, you dont believe in allah you are an atheist. You dont believe in yahweh you are an atheist. You dont believe in jesus you are an atheist. Use that brain more
      So for every instrument I don't play, I am a non-musician. If I don't play the trombone, I am a non-musician. If I don't play the piano, I am a non-musician. If I don't play the harmonica, I am a non-musician. Never mind the fact that I do play the trumpet. I am still a non-musician, because I don't play all instruments.



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      • targetremains
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        • Aug 2007
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        #93
        Re: Whales dont have scales

        Originally posted by Brother V View Post
        Are you sure that no whales have had the skin disease known as scales?

        As whales have skin, they could develop Psoriasis, which is also known as scales.
        Show me a whale with scales.
        My erotic feelings for whales confuse and scare me. They also earned me a lifetime ban from SeaWorld.

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        • targetremains
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          #94
          Re: Whales dont have scales

          Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
          So for every instrument I don't play, I am a non-musician. If I don't play the trombone, I am a non-musician. If I don't play the piano, I am a non-musician. If I don't play the harmonica, I am a non-musician. Never mind the fact that I do play the trumpet. I am still a non-musician, because I don't play all instruments.



          Pastor Billy-Reuben
          Close, you almost got it. If you dont play the trombone, you are a non trombone musician. If you dont believe in odin you are a norse pantheon atheist.
          My erotic feelings for whales confuse and scare me. They also earned me a lifetime ban from SeaWorld.

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          • Bobby-Joe
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            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #95
            Re: Whales dont have scales

            Originally posted by targetremains View Post
            Close, you almost got it. If you dont play the trombone, you are a non trombone musician. If you dont believe in odin you are a norse pantheon atheist.
            Friend,

            Who says we don't believe in the existence of these false gods?

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • Brother V
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              • Sep 2006
              • 3481

              #96
              Re: Whales dont have scales

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              Friend,

              Who says we don't believe in the existence of these false gods?
              Good point Brother BJ.

              If we think back to the decalogue...

              Exodus 20:3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

              God said that there are other gods, He just didn't capitalize them.

              Praise Jesus!

              YIC
              V
              Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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              • SalvationSeeker
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                • Sep 2006
                • 3892

                #97
                Re: Whales dont have scales

                Originally posted by targetremains View Post
                Close, you almost got it. If you dont play the trombone, you are a non trombone musician. If you dont believe in odin you are a norse pantheon atheist.
                No.
                That would make you a musician, who simply doesn't play the trombone, but the trumpet (in Pastor Billy's case.)
                And if you don't believe in Odin, you simply don't believe in Odin.
                NOBODY would say "norse pantheon atheist".. Such a term doesn't even exist:
                Because it would mean that you are of the norse pantheon and an atheist... Kind of like atheist-Odin.
                It's just as stupid as saying "Christian atheist" as that would be a Christian, who believe in God, who doesn't believe in God.
                Non-sensical.

                Is english your second language? Or haven't you finished school yet?
                Or are you simply retarded? Maybe a combination?
                And consider that argument settled. Cause everyone can see that you're atleast a clueless idiot.


                And I'm sure you have fun acting like a retarded clown, giggling all girly behind your monitor, thinking you're safe in your parents basement..
                But Jesus isn't amused, and he's got both your number and your adress.
                .. You don't want to die and go to hell do you?

                So listen up:
                Providing entertainment for pre-teen losers like you isn't what this forum is here for..
                Talk about how much you love Jesus and the Bible before we get tired of you and ban your worthless behind!
                Consider yourself warned.
                Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 08-24-2007, 09:26 PM.
                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                Proverbs 9:12-13

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                • Virginia Day Templeton
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                  • Dec 2006
                  • 2827

                  #98
                  Re: Whales dont have scales

                  Originally posted by targetremains View Post
                  Show me a whale with scales.
                  It's been posted numerous times in this thread already, but here you go:



                  Scanning electron micrograph of the scales of a whale from the Australia Museum Fish Collection (AMS IB.7314).


                  Copyright © Australian Museum, 2006
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                  • Brother Temperance
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                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #99
                    Re: Whales dont have scales

                    Originally posted by targetremains View Post
                    Show me a whale with scales.
                    As it happens, the (possibly ex-)Pastor Zeke's swimming pool has a whale with some of the most magnificent scales you've ever seen. If you just head out to his estate, visit the swimming pool, and then stick your head under water for 15 minutes or so, you're sure to see it.
                    Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                    Is english your second language? Or haven't you finished school yet?
                    ...Providing entertainment for pre-teen losers like you isn't what this forum is here for.
                    A loser he is, but a pre-teen he most certainly is not. He's been fixated on Pastor Gargalo since the internet was in black and white.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • targetremains
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                      • Aug 2007
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                      #100
                      Re: Whales dont have scales

                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                      Friend,

                      Who says we don't believe in the existence of these false gods?
                      False god = no deity. You belive that allah is a false god and he is not a deity, you are an atheist towards islam.
                      My erotic feelings for whales confuse and scare me. They also earned me a lifetime ban from SeaWorld.

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                      • targetremains
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                        • Aug 2007
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                        #101
                        Re: Whales dont have scales

                        Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                        No.
                        That would make you a musician, who simply doesn't play the trombone, but the trumpet (in Pastor Billy's case.)
                        I didnt say he wasnt a musician, just a non trombone musician.


                        Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                        Is english your second language? Or haven't you finished school yet?
                        Or are you simply retarded? Maybe a combination?
                        And consider that argument settled. Cause everyone can see that you're atleast a clueless idiot


                        And I'm sure you have fun acting like a retarded clown, giggling all girly behind your monitor, thinking you're safe in your parents basement..
                        But Jesus isn't amused, and he's got both your number and your adress.
                        .. You don't want to die and go to hell do you? .
                        Ad hominem.

                        Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                        So listen up:
                        Providing entertainment for pre-teen losers like you isn't what this forum is here for..
                        Talk about how much you love Jesus and the Bible before we get tired of you and ban your worthless behind!
                        Consider yourself warned.
                        So ban me, its always worked in the past
                        My erotic feelings for whales confuse and scare me. They also earned me a lifetime ban from SeaWorld.

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                        • targetremains
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                          • Aug 2007
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                          #102
                          Re: Whales dont have scales

                          Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                          It's been posted numerous times in this thread already, but here you go:



                          Scanning electron micrograph of the scales of a whale shark from the Australia Museum Fish Collection (AMS IB.7314).



                          Copyright © Australian Museum, 2006
                          There ya go, I fixed your post to match its source. Sharks are fish not whales. Maybe you can convince when you post it the third time
                          My erotic feelings for whales confuse and scare me. They also earned me a lifetime ban from SeaWorld.

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                          • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                            Senior Pastor
                            VP of Evangelical Outreach
                            On FIRE for Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5812

                            #103
                            Re: Whales dont have scales

                            Originally posted by targetremains View Post
                            Sharks are fish not whales.


                            Friend, that makes about as much sense as saying "ducks are birds not mallards."

                            Whales are members of the shark kind. Why else would they be called "whale sharks"?


                            Look at this picture. Why don't you try to convince those seals that there is not a shark of some kind after them? I guarantee they won't believe you because they know better.

                            How does it feel to have incontrovertible proof that you are literally dumber than a seal?

                            Pastor Billy-Reuben
                            Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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                            • targetremains
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                              #104
                              Re: Whales dont have scales

                              Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post

                              Whales are members of the shark kind. Why else would they be called "whale sharks"?
                              North Carolina seems to think its because of their size and the way they eat. http://www.ncaquariums.com/askaquarium/whlshrk.htm
                              My erotic feelings for whales confuse and scare me. They also earned me a lifetime ban from SeaWorld.

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                              • SalvationSeeker
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                                • Sep 2006
                                • 3892

                                #105
                                Re: Whales dont have scales

                                Originally posted by targetremains View Post
                                I didnt say he wasnt a musician, just a non trombone musician.
                                So you admit he's a musician plain and simple? Good!
                                Then you can stop this "non trombone musician" nonsense that no english speaking person uses but you!
                                Same with your atheist sillyness.
                                So ban me, its always worked in the past
                                Ah, a good example of the limitations of banning you are..
                                A ban get's rid of you (temporarily it seems) but cannot provide a loser like you with life-meaning.

                                How long have you been here? Two years? And how many times have you been banned?
                                And what has been your argument all this time? "whales don't have scales"?
                                Would you consider time wasted pushing this ignorant view to be well-spent or wasted?
                                You must have one boring & lame life if you opt for the first alternative.


                                Let me clear this matter up once and for all:
                                All sea-dwelling creatures with fins are fish according to God's definiton.
                                Scientists may claim whales aren't fish, but what is fish is just a matter of opinon: Because ALL such definition is! A HUMAN created your definiton!
                                But in God's Word, God's defintion (the best one, the one GOD created) is the one that's used.
                                Period!

                                So if whales have scales or no is actually quite irrelevant.
                                The great fish ate Jonah, not the other way around!
                                Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 08-27-2007, 04:37 PM.
                                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                Proverbs 9:12-13

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