[Kerplunki Zerplopski]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

what we're asking (at least, i am) is that you people stop using an ancient book to justify everything you do

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

what we're asking (at least, i am) is that you people stop using an ancient book to justify everything you do

What I am saying is that we continue to use the God-given inerrant Word of The KJV1611 Bible as authority.

(Can we now pass on to the next question please?)

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

what we're asking (at least, i am) is that you people stop using an ancient book to justify everything you do

Well, normally we would stick to our principles, but since you, the great Kerplunki Zerplopski, have asked us to do this, given your great learning, your academic credentials, your command of logic and language, the forcefulness of your arguments, and your overall superiority on just about every level, we will do as you have requested and stop quoting the Bible.

Or maybe not.

[Kerplunki Zerplopski]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Well, normally we would stick to our principles, but since you, the great Kerplunki Zerplopski, have asked us to do this, given your great learning, your academic credentials, your command of logic and language, the forcefulness of your arguments, and your overall superiority on just about every level, we will do as you have requested and stop quoting the Bible.
So far, you're making perfect sense, thanks...

Or maybe not.
And this is were it all goes to hell... to bad.. you were THIS close to salvation

keep trying, you'll get there

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

keep trying, you'll get there

Taking advice from you is kind of like seeking out the opinion of some homeless guy reeking of cheap wine and his own urine when we're faced with a major life decision. It's probably not a bad idea to know what you (and he) think, so at least we won't wind up THAT pathetic.

I'm amused to no end by the fact that you think anyone actually cares about your opinion on anything. Our moderators even get PMs from athiests who frequent our boards asking them to put you on moderation. They keep saying it's unfair to the other athiests that you're making them look so bad.

But I have hopes for you. You will eventually reach puberty, and become a man (well, as much of a man as is possible when you only have one testicle, and that one not in very good shape, either). Then, just maybe, someday in a moment of personal crisis you'll reach out to the Lord and be saved. And then we can have a healing service for you where we will regrow that other testicle, in Jesus's name. But I'm an optimist at heart.

Now watch, I bet he tells us all that he in fact does have two complete, functioning testicals. The psychos are all so predictable.

[Kornissues9]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Dear Friend,

The fact of the matter is, there are all sorts of Biblical verses that make no sense if the Earth is a sphere -- without corners or ends. Therefore, the Earth must be flat.

"And he shall set up an ensign for the nations, and shall assemble the outcasts of Israel, and gather together the dispersed of Judah from the four corners of the Earth." Isaiah 11:12.

"And after these things I saw four angels standing on four corners of the Earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree." Revelation 7:1.

"That it might take hold of the ends of the Earth, that the wicked might be shaken out of it?" Job 38:13.

"O LORD, my strength, and my fortress, and my refuge in the day of affliction, the Gentiles shall come unto thee from the ends of the Earth, and shall say, Surely our fathers have inherited lies, vanity, and things wherein there is no profit." Jeremiah 16:19.

"The tree grew, and was strong, and the height thereof reached unto heaven, and the sight thereof to the ends of the Earth." Daniel 4:11.

Yours in Him,
BAB

Isaiah 40:22

"God sits on his throne above the circle of the earth.."

[Dancing With Myself]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

If you are willing to believe that the Earth isn't round, then you are living in another century probably.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Isaiah 40:22

"God sits on his throne above the circle of the earth.."

And, your point being that circles are 2 dimensional? I think the idea of a flat earth is the point of this informative article as a whole.

[Wibralover]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

what we're asking (at least, i am) is that you people stop using an ancient book to justify everything you do

Indeed, I couldn't agree with you more. Your ancient book was written to bring moral sense to the people by using stories.


And come on the earth is flat how could you guys possibly think it's flat. If the earth was flat there has to be an end of the earth but the truth is there isn't any!!!

Did anyone of you ever fly with a plane from London to Sydney and then to New York and back to London (world tour)? I did and I flew aROUND the world. There is no end of the earth


If you want to live in your fantasy world of the earth being flat and all than that's your problem but the reality is that the earth is round. Look at all the pictures of the earth they have made, are you telling me that everyone one of them is photoshopped?

PS: Flat Earth? HELL NOOOO!!!

[snottyduck]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Round or flat, what difference does it make anyway.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Round or flat, what difference does it make anyway.

A big. Look, know coming from fictional country geography doesn't make any difference but the superstition of the Round Earth is just a device by secularists to sneak pagan Goddess worship into our schools. It's been shown believers in pseudo scientific Round Earth theory are heavily inclined to renounce their Christianity and become athio-pagans. So you can see, Round Earth leads directly to the evil of abortion.

[snottyduck]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

A big. Look, know coming from fictional country geography doesn't make any difference but the superstition of the Round Earth is just a device by secularists to sneak pagan Goddess worship into our schools. It's been shown believers in pseudo scientific Round Earth theory are heavily inclined to renounce their Christianity and become athio-pagans. So you can see, Round Earth leads directly to the evil of abortion.

That's a little far-fetched isn't it?? Does the Bible actually state that the Earth is flat?? The idea of a flat earth didn't come from a man of God but rather from ignorant "scientists" who thought they knew it all.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

That's a little far-fetched isn't it?? Does the Bible actually state that the Earth is flat?? The idea of a flat earth didn't come from a man of God but rather from ignorant "scientists" who thought they knew it all.

That's the problem with so-called "scientists". They have a tendency to be ignorant and think they know more than God. That's why they're the greatest threat to the world today, even more so than Mooslims, sodomites, and the Clintons combined.

[Link is cool]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

If you look at a ship on the horizen you always see the mast first, meaning that the earth is round, we have seen that other planets are round using telscopes, therefore the earth is round!

[Brother Cletus]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

If you look at a ship on the horizen you always see the mast first

Do you have Scripture to back that up?

we have seen that other planets are round using telscopes, therefore the earth is round!

Friend, other "planets" are just things that God put in the sky to give us light at night. They have nothing to do with the earth, which we all know is flatter than an atheist's head.