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  • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

    Originally posted by Jonnii View Post
    why does everyone on this forum continue to call Australian's Austrian???
    Are you claiming that's an Australian clock?

    the earth is not flat
    Did anyone ever tell you you are a very convincing person? No? Odd.
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    • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

      Originally posted by Jonnii View Post
      why does everyone on this forum continue to call Australian's Austrian???

      back on topic though,
      the earth is not flat
      Look! What difference does it make to you whether the Earth is flat or not? Are you making a living by some strange means that involves the earth having to be round? This is deluded self-interest!
      The cost of this pointless opposition to God is Eternal Damnation – you don’t want that. Just accept that God said it was flat and therefore it is.
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      Now, that wasn’t so bad was it? We can now move on to having you accept that Unicorns are real, asses and snakes talk, bats are birds, that Jesus walked on water, turned water into wine, died and rose again 3 days later and thus we who accept Him are sin-free and then when you die, as die you must, you can go to Heaven with all of us!
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      • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

        Of course the Earth is flat. Here's what the Roberts children study geography with at our home school.

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        • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

          Originally posted by MrsRobertRoberts View Post
          Of course the Earth is flat. Here's what the Roberts children study geography with at our home school.
          That's great!

          For any doubters who want to know how it can be light on some parts of the Earth while it's dark in others, imagine a spotlight hanging from a string over the center. It's daytime where the spotlight hits directly, it's twilight around the edges of the light, and it's nighttime everywhere else.

          If you give it a good directed tap, it will start spiraling out. The outer edge will be getting much more light than the inside. That's when it's winter in the US and Europe, and summer in South America and Australia.

          You'll notice that the circle that the light is making is getting smaller and smaller. That's the change of seasons. When the light is making very small circles near the center, that's summer. To reverse the change of seasons and start all over, just give the light another tap.

          We need to start building these and selling them through the Landover Baptist University Bookstore.

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          • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

            Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
            That's great!

            For any doubters who want to know how it can be light on some parts of the Earth while it's dark in others, imagine a spotlight hanging from a string over the center. It's daytime where the spotlight hits directly, it's twilight around the edges of the light, and it's nighttime everywhere else.

            If you give it a good directed tap, it will start spiraling out. The outer edge will be getting much more light than the inside. That's when it's winter in the US and Europe, and summer in South America and Australia.

            You'll notice that the circle that the light is making is getting smaller and smaller. That's the change of seasons. When the light is making very small circles near the center, that's summer. To reverse the change of seasons and start all over, just give the light another tap.

            We need to start building these and selling them through the Landover Baptist University Bookstore.

            Pastor Billy-Reuben
            Do you have any proof of this, I think not.

            And please don't say, ''The Bible''. You are just making wild assumptions about this subject. In the bible, it is never stated that the earth is flat, neither is it stated that it is round, (a sphere). You have no proof at all, it's just a theory.

            Maybe you should research some more before you start, ''building those things''

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            • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

              Originally posted by TheRightSide View Post
              Do you have any proof of this, I think not.

              And please don't say, ''The Bible''. You are just making wild assumptions about this subject. In the bible, it is never stated that the earth is flat, neither is it stated that it is round, (a sphere). You have no proof at all, it's just a theory.

              Maybe you should research some more before you start, ''building those things''
              Maybe you should go back and read this thread from the beginning. The proof is there.

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              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                Originally posted by TheRightSide View Post
                You have no proof at all, it's just a theory.
                I'm glad to see that you know that a theory is something that has no proof at all.

                Most of the science-believers we get in here like to spout the National Academy of Science's party line that a scientific theory "is a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world, based on a body of facts that have been repeatedly confirmed through observation and experiment."

                They'll repeat that like a mantra until they have convinced themselves that it is true, but you and I know that a theory is nothing more than something one cooks up while sitting back and daydreaming.

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                • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                  Originally posted by TheRightSide View Post
                  Do you have any proof of this, I think not.

                  And please don't say, ''The Bible''. You are just making wild assumptions about this subject. In the bible, it is never stated that the earth is flat, neither is it stated that it is round, (a sphere). You have no proof at all, it's just a theory.

                  Maybe you should research some more before you start, ''building those things''

                  It does not say round, it says "circle". Circles only have two dimensions, not three friend. That is proof positive that the Earth is flat.

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                  • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                    Most of the science-believers we get in here like to spout the National Academy of Science's party line that a scientific theory "is a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world, based on a body of facts that have been repeatedly confirmed through observation and experiment."
                    Pastor, would you broadly go along with this?

                    There's a lot of talking at cross purposes on all this stuff I hope you'll agree.

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                    • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                      You have some serious faith issues, Joe.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                        Originally posted by joe707 View Post
                        Pastor, would you broadly go along with this?

                        There's a lot of talking at cross purposes on all this stuff I hope you'll agree.
                        Now, now Joe. We have been through this before. It is clear that there isn't enough extra water on earth to cover the top of Mt. Ararat or Everest. But the Bible tells us that happened. So where did it go? The earth absorbed the water like a sponge and became round. It's just common sense.
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                        • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                          Originally posted by joe707 View Post
                          Pastor, would you broadly go along with this?

                          There's a lot of talking at cross purposes on all this stuff I hope you'll agree.
                          I answered you over there, friend.

                          I don't see any cross purposes here.

                          Pastor Billy-Reuben
                          Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                          ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                          • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                            if the earth is flat then riddle me this how can it be that it is dark in sum palces and not in others

                            light does not bend it travels alwasy in straight lines as you can do or do you not have a shadow when the sun is rising or setting if the light bent around the earths gravity then surley there would be no such thing as shadows

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                            • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                              Did we travel back in time by 400 years?

                              The earth is not flat for several reasons.

                              Let's say you travel around the world. It doesn't matter in which direction you set off, and keep traveling in a straight line, you will eventually arrive in exactly the same spot.

                              Photos from satellites. (I know you think it's fake but you wanted proof, and this is the best there is. A picture says more than a thousand words)

                              The line of the horizon is round.

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                              • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                                Originally posted by TheWrongSide View Post
                                Did we travel back in time by 400 years?

                                The earth is not flat for several reasons.

                                Let's say you travel around the world. It doesn't matter in which direction you set off, and keep traveling in a straight line, you will eventually arrive in exactly the same spot.

                                Photos from satellites. (I know you think it's fake but you wanted proof, and this is the best there is. A picture says more than a thousand words)

                                The line of the horizon is round.
                                Have you ever ead the Holy Bible? Did you even bother to read this thread from the beginning? All your questions have been answered.

                                Who are you to question God?
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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