[JustThe(satanic)FactsPlease]

Re: Homeschool Science Lessons: Proving atheists wrong with scien

Hi! I'm guessing you're a retard of some sort.

2 liters is roughly half a gallon of water. If you don't get at least that much each day (as liquid and/or in food), you die of dehydration.

Really? Calling somebody "retard"? And you're supposed to be a reverend. Calling people names only makes people lose respect for you. Use of the word "retard" as an insult makes you look like you stopped you social development in 3rd grade. It also is highly offensive to those God created with disadvantages in life. They are still God's children, and He loves them just as much as He loves you, and just as much as He loves the person you just insulted. By the way, you can survive indefinitely on 6 ounces of water every other day, if you needed to. It wouldn't be very fun, you would be stricken with cramps and headaches due to dehydration, but you would live. Lastly, there are, in fact, many place in the world where people are dying of dehydration and hunger every day, so to say that not everybody gets their half-gallon to drink is not only correct, but shows global awareness and concern for your fellow man. Shame on you, sir.

[JustThe(satanic)FactsPlease]

Re: Homeschool Science Lessons: Proving atheists wrong with scien

I have heard that atheists drink dinosaur wee wee. Maybe I am getting confused. It would explain why they're always have smelly breath.

YiC

Jack

Truly, these are the words of a Godly man. One who loves and respects ALL of his fellow men as The Lord God commands us to.

[Jedediah]

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Truly, these are the words of a Godly man. One who loves and respects ALL of his fellow men as The Lord God commands us to.

Please reference the Scripture where God commands us to love and respect everybody, regardless of whether they believe in Jesus. Since you seem to be a cherry-picking false Christian-in-name-only, perhaps you could learn a thing or two from Pastor Sampson's sermon on the matter of who True Christians(tm) are to love and respect:

Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?

[Basilissa]

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Really? Calling somebody "retard"? And you're supposed to be a reverend. Calling people names only makes people lose respect for you.

Jesus called His enemies vipers and hypocrites. Does that make people have less respect for Him?

Use of the word "retard" as an insult makes you look like you stopped you social development in 3rd grade.

It's not meant as an insult; it's a mere statement of a fact of life.

It also is highly offensive to those God created with disadvantages in life. They are still God's children, and He loves them just as much as He loves you,

Wrong. God hates plenty of people (e.g. Psalms 10:3).

and just as much as He loves the person you just insulted.

We don't insult people; we just have the courage to call things what they are.

[Jack O'fagan]

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Truly, these are the words of a Godly man. One who loves and respects ALL of his fellow men as The Lord God commands us to.

Was some of the water you drink today once piss in the bladder of a Brontosarus or K Rex? Isn't that what Jesus hating atheists and false luke warm Christians believe?

YIC

Jack

[ExGay Alex]

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I have several things to say about this. Forgive me if I repeat past commenters, I didn't read all the comments. (I did read enough to see a whole lot of un-Christian behavior out of some so-called Christians. (Really, Reverend? You think God is OK with you calling people "retard"?) 1)Nobody in the secular world purports that there have been 7 billion people on this planet since it formed 4.54 billion years ago. Even if we are only talking about when life began, which is believed to be roughly 3.5 billion years ago, it started with single-celled organisms comprised mostly of water. 2)Human beings aren't the only creatures on the planet that drink water. 3)When you drink water, it doesn't just disappear. Some is absorbed by the body, some is eliminated as waste, some is excreted through your pores as sweat (fun fact: you are sweating right now, even if you don't realize it. It is occurring so slowly and at such a low rate your body heat causes it to evaporate), the rest is returned to the Earth when your body decomposes after death. 4)You cannot use science to prove atheists wrong. Atheists are atheists because of science. What we have here is a poorly thought-out idea. One which must have sounded great to whoever thought it up, but any critical-thinker, be they Creationist, Atheist, Nontheist, Jewish, or whatever, should be able to see the major flaws in this argument. Forgive the pun, but it just doesn't hold water. I hope any reply I get to this isn't hostile. I'm not trying to discredit Creationism as a whole here, I'm just saying that this particular factoid is not usable as an argument for a 6000-year-old planet as opposed to a 4.54 billion-year-old planet. Thank you for taking the time to read this.

Where is the Scriptural support for any of this nonsense? I you're going to cite "facts," you need to substantiate them with some proof. Therefore, kindly refer to the relevant chapter and verse of the Holy Bible that supports each of your assertions. Otherwise, they will be assumed to be false.

[MitzaLizalor]

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if we are only talking about when life began, which is believed to be roughly 3.5 billion years ago, it started with single-celled organisms comprised mostly of water

Where is the Scriptural support for any of this nonsense? I you're going to cite "facts," you need to substantiate them with some proof. Therefore, kindly refer to the relevant chapter and verse of the Holy Bible that supports each of your assertions. Otherwise, they will be assumed to be false.

How much faith must be required to believe that single-celled organism comprised mostly of water floomphed into existence from whatever was pre-existing, Mr Alex? Even according to the evolutionists, before that microbe all there was rock.

Wait.. no, not yet.. (are we looking at the right rock?).. any minute now.. any second.. any microsecond..

counting down in nanoseconds
,,,,,,,seven
.,,,,,,six
..,,,,,five
...,,,,four
....,,,three
.....,,two nanoseconds to go
......,one nanosecond

......FLOOMPH......



And the evidence? NONE! It's just what they believe (this week). I don't have that much faith; first it's necessary to disregard God(who actually was there)'s log of historical events; secondly, to accept a contradictory fable on the say-so of charlatans who brought us such wonders as heroin addiction, AIDS and The Titanic..

I think we can all see where this is heading

[onlyonepinman]

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What I don't understand is, if we drink 2 litres of water per day, where does all the urine go? Apparently, around 1.8 litres per day is normal for your average Jo, so where is it all? Obviously for the last few hundred years we've been pumping it into the sea via sewers but what happens to it then? Because those 6 billion people have, over the last 6000 years, produced 23652000000000000 litres of urine and that means that the sea must be almost pure urine! And that's before you even start to ask where the animal urine goes, there's more of them than there is of us and they all gotta go!

I guess what I'm saying is that according to the logic behind the original argument, we should be drowning in floods of piss right now.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I guess what I'm saying is that according to the logic behind the original argument, we should be drowning in floods of piss right now.

And yet, clearly we're not. Obviously you don't really understand. If you'd like to read the thread before embarrassing yourself further, you would learn the correct answer to your questions.

[lesdong chingchong]

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I had to join this forum to say that if you think the earth would have run out of water if it was billions of years old you're one of the following -

Devoid of any intelligence
Ignorant
In denial

Please let me know which category best fits yourself, cheers.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I had to join this forum to say that if you think the earth would have run out of water if it was billions of years old you're one of the following -

Devoid of any intelligence
Ignorant
In denial

Please let me know which category best fits yourself, cheers.

How RUDE of you to barge into 'S Favorite Forum and call us names.

You are all of the following:

Hellbound
A disgusting sinner
A future Sex Toy for Satan

Enjoy !

[lesdong chingchong]

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How RUDE of you to barge into 'S Favorite Forum and call us name.

You are all of the following:

Hellbound
A disgusting sinner
A future Sex Toy for Satan

Enjoy !

Hell doesn't exist, nor does Satan so I'm neither of those. Am I a sinner? What are you defining as sin? In my opinion I lead a good lifestyle and do so without the motivation of potential reward in 'the afterlife'

Good day

[Didymus Much]

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Hell doesn't exist...

Proof?

...nor does Satan...

Proof?

...so I'm neither of those...

Proof?

...Am I a sinner?...

As the Bible defines sin, yes, you are.

...What are you defining as sin?...

The Bible defines sin, not the people here. They're just telling you what it says.

...In my opinion I lead a good lifestyle and do so without the motivation of potential reward in 'the afterlife'...

If the carrot doesn't work for you, the Bible also has a stick.

...Good day

You seem almost sincere saying that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hell doesn't exist, nor does Satan so I'm neither of those.

Satan's greatest lie is to trick people into thinking that hell isn't real. Well let me set you straight on that one sonny jim: Hell is as real as Landover Baptist Church! And once Jesus gets His loving hands on you, He's going to wad you up and toss you down into the deepest pits of hellfire, where you are going to be sodomized by every demon in hell for all eternity.

Am I a sinner? What are you defining as sin? In my opinion I lead a good lifestyle and do so without the motivation of potential reward in 'the afterlife'

Good day

If you think that being a "nice guy" will get you into Heaven, you'd better read my sermon on the subject HERE.

[Nurichbin]

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wow do you guys have any idea what happens in the human body? The water doesn´t just vannish after you drink it. Some of it is bound via chemical reactions and the rest is just dispensed via urine, sweat or breathing air.