[Microbrain]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

But that is all you have. For scientists, today's "actual theories and findings" become tomorrow's "centuries old scientific hypothesis".

Yes, some things are proved wrong, and some stay accepted.

I don't understand why you'd want to ignore science. The computer that you're reading this on was made with the knowledge and tests of science.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

I don't understand why you'd want to ignore science.

How about, "because it will make you question your faith and land you in Hell!"

People who believe in the Big Bang, evolution, gravity, and the spherical Earth hypothesis are damned for calling God a liar.

[Bible Student]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

Originally Posted by Bible Student
But that is all you have. For scientists, today's "actual theories and findings" become tomorrow's "centuries old scientific hypothesis".

Yes, some things are proved wrong, and some stay accepted.

I don't understand why you'd want to ignore science. The computer that you're reading this on was made with the knowledge and tests of science.

Technically technology resulted in this computer. Putting a wheel on a wagon is also technology. Do you mean to say that chariot makers were scientists? If so, then there was a lot of real science going on in biblical times.

[Bible Student]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

Originally Posted by Microbrain
I don't understand why you'd want to ignore science.

How about, "because it will make you question your faith and land you in Hell!"

People who believe in the Big Bang, evolution, gravity, and the spherical Earth hypothesis are damned for calling God a liar.

Of course Brother Billy Bob is speaking of false science. Real science is to be found in the Bible.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

So we are to learn nothing about the world us, and manipulate it in ways that benefit us?

And a light finally goes on.

[God's my Bro]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

How about, "because it will make you question your faith and land you in Hell!"

People who believe in the Big Bang, evolution, gravity, and the spherical Earth hypothesis are damned for calling God a liar.

Since when was gravity against God?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

Since when was gravity against God?

Please provide scripture to support your position.

[Microbrain]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

Of course Brother Billy Bob is speaking of false science. Real science is to be found in the Bible.

Okay, because I have clearly not read the Bible, give me what it says in the Bible about those things. It's not that I doubt you - I know it's there. I just want to know what it says exactly.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

Okay, because I have clearly not read the Bible, give me what it says in the Bible about those things. It's not that I doubt you - I know it's there. I just want to know what it says exactly.

There is a reference here which might be a good starting place concerning false science.

I would also direct your attention to

DANIEL 1
3 And the king spake vnto Ashpenaz the master of his Eunuches, that he should bring certaine of the children of Israel, and of the kings seed, and of the Princes:
4 Children in whom was no blemish, but well fauoured, and skilfull in all wisedome, and cunning in knowledge, and
vnderstanding science, and such as had abilitie in them to stand in the Kings palace, and whom they might teach the learning, and the tongue of the Caldeans.
5 And the King appointed them a daily prouision of the kings meat, and of the wine which he dranke: so nourishing them three yeeres, that at the ende thereof they might stand before the king.
6 Now among these were of the children of Iudah, Daniel, Hananiah, Mishael, and Azariah:
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concerning true science endorsed by God.


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EDIT: You should also read Exodus and Joshua for further examples.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

Since when was gravity against God?

OK - seeing as you're so clever tell me what gravity is made of. You see everyone knows things fall and all your fancy laws about so-called gravity describe how things fall, that's all. They don't say why things fall. All you can come up with is small things fall towards big things like the ground. Wow! We didn't know that. Thanks.

So what makes things fall, then? What pulls them? Let me guess - an invisible, inexplicable force.

See where we're going with this?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

OK - seeing as you're so clever tell me what gravity is made of. You see everyone knows things fall and all your fancy laws about so-called gravity describe how things fall, that's all. They don't say why things fall. All you can come up with is small things fall towards big things like the ground. Wow! We didn't know that. Thanks.

So what makes things fall, then? What pulls them? Let me guess - an invisible, inexplicable force.

See where we're going with this?

My understanding is that "science" no longer regards gravity as a "force" but as a "distortion of space" - that is to say they concur that "gravity" is pulling by the Hand of God.

Isaiah 48:13 Mine hand also hath laid the foundation of the earth, and my right hand hath spanned the heauens: when I call vnto them, they stand vp together.

Herr Witchdoktor prevaricates as usual with fancy mistresses and seedy words. Soon they will be in HELL. QUANTIZE THAT!!!!

[Microbrain]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

My understanding is that "science" no longer regards gravity as a "force" but as a "distortion of space" - that is to say they concur that "gravity" is pulling by the Hand of God.

I'd be happy to accept that gravity is a pulling by the Hand of God. There isn't any other scientific explanation for gravity - we know it's there, we know how it works, but we just don't know why. That's no reason to say that all science is wrong.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I'd be happy to accept that gravity is a pulling by the Hand of God. There isn't any other scientific explanation for gravity - we know it's there, we know how it works, but we just don't know why. That's no reason to say that all science is wrong.

The secularist fools have made up an explanation anyway. It doesn't explain anything of course, but could be summarised as
1 - The Bible is an obnoxious piece of junk written to justify rape, genocide & torture.
2 - Therefore time does not exist and everything has the same co-ordinates in a non-local universe
3 - Quantum foam creates a local anomaly but there is NO GOD (although Maxwell's demon is pretty cool)
4 - For example if you get into this bubble bath with me and observe my flailing legs you will notice
. . .a) the bubbles form a symmetrical group
. . .b) unity arises spontaneously with 11 other dimensions & their associated particles twisting around and around and around
5 - And before you know it the anomaly collapses in a big crunch akin to draining the jacuzzi (like this..)
6 - Or alternatively does not
7 - Which demonstrates an oblique asymtotic relationship where moral relativism means that anyone who doesn't read The Bible might
. . .just as well dismember babies or set fire to young women because life without God is just a sicko snuff movie anyway.

No wonder they are ALL GOING TO HELL FOREVER

[Isaac Fisher]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

The more I think about evolution the more silly it sounds. Really? A lizard turning into a little bipedal monster turning into a massive monster with tiny arms turning into a fluffy lizard turning into a chicken? Sorry, but God is cleaner, easier and more likely. Same with gravity. Can't we just accept we just are. No magic spacetime sheet that acts like a sheet of rubber. No atoms that make up all elements. No cosmic evolution that will leave the universe dark and cold. No. Just no. God did it. Simple as. Why do people want anything more?

[Microbrain]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

The secularist fools have made up an explanation anyway. It doesn't explain anything of course, but could be summarised as
1 - The Bible is an obnoxious piece of junk written to justify rape, genocide & torture.
2 - Therefore time does not exist and everything has the same co-ordinates in a non-local universe
3 - Quantum foam creates a local anomaly but there is NO GOD (although Maxwell's demon is pretty cool)
4 - For example if you get into this bubble bath with me and observe my flailing legs you will notice
. . .a) the bubbles form a symmetrical group
. . .b) unity arises spontaneously with 11 other dimensions & their associated particles twisting around and around and around
5 - And before you know it the anomaly collapses in a big crunch akin to draining the jacuzzi (like this..)
6 - Or alternatively does not
7 - Which demonstrates an oblique asymtotic relationship where moral relativism means that anyone who doesn't read The Bible might
. . .just as well dismember babies or set fire to young women because life without God is just a sicko snuff movie anyway.

No wonder they are ALL GOING TO HELL FOREVER

1. No, not really. To the extent of my knowledge, the Bible doesn't encourage that
2. Did not understand.
3. Did not understand.
4. a) Did not understand
   b) Are you talking about Quantum theory?
5. Did not understand.
6. Did not understand.
7. Because I am uneducated, I'll have a guess at what you're implying here, but I could be wrong. Are you saying that if we didn't have the Bible, we wouldn't know what was wrong or right?