[Isaac Fisher]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

1. No, not really. To the extent of my knowledge, the Bible doesn't encourage that
2. Did not understand.
3. Did not understand.
4. a) Did not understand
   b) Are you talking about Quantum theory?
5. Did not understand.
6. Did not understand.
7. Because I am uneducated, I'll have a guess at what you're implying here, but I could be wrong. Are you saying that if we didn't have the Bible, we wouldn't know what was wrong or right?

Since I am not a True Christian I can't speak for MitzaLizalor but I believe a lot of what she was saying may be demonstrating how stupid and ridiculous science is. After all, like the theory of evolution, quantum theory is just a silly theory made up by intellectual lightweights pretending to understand God. It has no fact to it and believing it is against The Bible.


Sorry if I got it wrong, MitzaLizalor.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

1. No, not really. To the extent of my knowledge, the Bible doesn't encourage that [rape, genocide & torture]

Deuteronomy 20:12-18 12And if it will make no peace with thee, but will make war against thee, then thou shalt besiege it: 13And when the LORD thy God hath delivered it into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword: 14But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself; and thou shalt eat the spoil of thine enemies, which the LORD thy God hath given thee. 15Thus shalt thou do unto all the cities which are very far off from thee, which are not of the cities of these nations. 16But of the cities of these people, which the LORD thy God doth give thee for an inheritance, thou shalt save alive nothing that breatheth: 17But thou shalt utterly destroy them; namely, the Hittites, and the Amorites, the Canaanites, and the Perizzites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites; as the LORD thy God hath commanded thee: 18That they teach you not to do after all their abominations, which they have done unto their gods; so should ye sin against the LORD your God.

Judges 21 10And the congregation sent thither twelve thousand men of the valiantest, and commanded them, saying, Go and smite the inhabitants of Jabeshgilead with the edge of the sword, with the women and the children. 11And this is the thing that ye shall do, Ye shall utterly destroy every male, and every woman that hath lain by man. 12And they found among the inhabitants of Jabeshgilead four hundred young virgins, that had known no man by lying with any male: and they brought them unto the camp to Shiloh, which is in the land of Canaan.

19Then they said, Behold, there is a feast of the LORD in Shiloh yearly in a place which is on the north side of Bethel, on the east side of the highway that goeth up from Bethel to Shechem, and on the south of Lebonah. 20Therefore they commanded the children of Benjamin, saying, Go and lie in wait in the vineyards; 21And see, and, behold, if the daughters of Shiloh come out to dance in dances, then come ye out of the vineyards, and catch you every man his wife of the daughters of Shiloh, and go to the land of Benjamin. 22And it shall be, when their fathers or their brethren come unto us to complain, that we will say unto them, Be favourable unto them for our sakes: because we reserved not to each man his wife in the war: for ye did not give unto them at this time, that ye should be guilty. 23And the children of Benjamin did so, and took them wives, according to their number, of them that danced, whom they caught: and they went and returned unto their inheritance, and repaired the cities, and dwelt in them. 24And the children of Israel departed thence at that time, every man to his tribe and to his family, and they went out from thence every man to his inheritance.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

Since I am not a True Christian I can't speak for MitzaLizalor but I believe a lot of what she was saying may be demonstrating how stupid and ridiculous science is. After all, like the theory of evolution, quantum theory is just a silly theory made up by intellectual lightweights pretending to understand God. It has no fact to it and believing it is against The Bible.


Sorry if I got it wrong, MitzaLizalor.

No, that is what I was demonstrating

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

[7] Because I am uneducated, I'll have a guess at what you're implying here, but I could be wrong.

I made a spelling mistake there, so it is my fault that point 7 is unclear. It should be asymptotic and here is a further example of just how confused these poor deluded "science" boffins really are.

(3) The flat universe, in which the expansion is critically balanced at the threshold between open and closed. The expansion goes on forever, asymptotically approaching zero velocity after infinite time has elapsed and the universe has become infinitely large. Space therein has no curvature.

My apologies.

Microbrain: Are you saying that if we didn't have the Bible, we wouldn't know what was wrong or right?

Yes. How could we?

[Microbrain]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

Deuteronomy 20:12-18 12And if it will make no peace with thee, but will make war against thee, then thou shalt besiege it: 13And when the LORD thy God hath delivered it into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword: 14But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself; and thou shalt eat the spoil of thine enemies, which the LORD thy God hath given thee. 15Thus shalt thou do unto all the cities which are very far off from thee, which are not of the cities of these nations. 16But of the cities of these people, which the LORD thy God doth give thee for an inheritance, thou shalt save alive nothing that breatheth: 17But thou shalt utterly destroy them; namely, the Hittites, and the Amorites, the Canaanites, and the Perizzites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites; as the LORD thy God hath commanded thee: 18That they teach you not to do after all their abominations, which they have done unto their gods; so should ye sin against the LORD your God.

Judges 21 10And the congregation sent thither twelve thousand men of the valiantest, and commanded them, saying, Go and smite the inhabitants of Jabeshgilead with the edge of the sword, with the women and the children. 11And this is the thing that ye shall do, Ye shall utterly destroy every male, and every woman that hath lain by man. 12And they found among the inhabitants of Jabeshgilead four hundred young virgins, that had known no man by lying with any male: and they brought them unto the camp to Shiloh, which is in the land of Canaan.

19Then they said, Behold, there is a feast of the LORD in Shiloh yearly in a place which is on the north side of Bethel, on the east side of the highway that goeth up from Bethel to Shechem, and on the south of Lebonah. 20Therefore they commanded the children of Benjamin, saying, Go and lie in wait in the vineyards; 21And see, and, behold, if the daughters of Shiloh come out to dance in dances, then come ye out of the vineyards, and catch you every man his wife of the daughters of Shiloh, and go to the land of Benjamin. 22And it shall be, when their fathers or their brethren come unto us to complain, that we will say unto them, Be favourable unto them for our sakes: because we reserved not to each man his wife in the war: for ye did not give unto them at this time, that ye should be guilty. 23And the children of Benjamin did so, and took them wives, according to their number, of them that danced, whom they caught: and they went and returned unto their inheritance, and repaired the cities, and dwelt in them. 24And the children of Israel departed thence at that time, every man to his tribe and to his family, and they went out from thence every man to his inheritance.

Did you just prove that the Bible encourages genocide?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

Did you just prove that the Bible encourages genocide?

God was the first and best ethnic cleanser. The Bible is full of references to ethnic cleansing that He commands. Ever met an Amalekite? A Midianite? No! That's because He had them all slaughtered.

The fact that you are opposed to ethnic cleansing means you will never be able to fully embrace Biblical ethics.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

Did you just prove that the Bible encourages genocide?

When God commands the extermination of abominable heathens it is to prevent contamination of those He loves. Similarly with babies. It is not unlawful killing when God commands a baby to be grasped by the feet and swung in a majestic arc headfirst SPLODSH! against a rock because God knew what that foul baby was planning to do to corrupt His Wonderful Plan for Salvation.

When a pagan kills a volunteer as a sacrifice - we know that it is not really a volunteer but a poor brainwashed fool - THAT IS MURDER. Such obnoxious murders are in fact a prime reason why God commands the wholesale LAWFUL KILLING of entire nations including many thousands of unborn babies which are to be gouged out of their mothers' bellies and killed seperately.

That is because of LOVE - the Perfect Love of God.

Hallelujah!

[Jonahs]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

That is incorrect mam.
Well first, evolution doesn't work like that.
It takes millions of years to evolve. And according to evolution, your newborn child should either be evolved. We aren't playing Pokemon.

[Bob4God]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

That is incorrect mam.
Well first, evolution doesn't work like that.
It takes millions of years to evolve. And according to evolution, your newborn child should either be evolved. We aren't playing Pokemon.

Evolution doesn't work in the first place.

Are you implying that it does?

[Clod McGobbledegook]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

There, I fixed that post for you. Enjoy Hell you geek loser!

what the piffleing shit dude, that has no relation what so ever about the matter at hand, you're just reverting to childish bullshit that makes you look like some idiot trying to win a losing battle.

at the point at hand, evolution and its millions of years, more or less true

the OP said that evolution is false because the earth was created no less than 5000 years ago because the bible told me so. you cant piffleing do that, you cannot use the bible to prove the bible, it does not logically work.

Its like me saying that i believe in the all powerful invisible pink unicorn that created the universe, you cannot say the unicorn does not exist because he told me he existed. you cannot prove or disprove its existence. You might say "well if its invisible then how come you know its pink?" well because it told me, you cant debate that because I am right because it told me.



Also, to all you religious peoples, and especially that piffleing arse-hole dick ,that deserves a swift kick to the face, Capt. A. Portway, please turn off your moniters, turn off your computers, take off your clothing and live naked in the forest, because thats where you would be without science!

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

you cannot use the bible to prove the bible, it does not logically work.

I already told you we can.

This is not a debate forum. The purpose of this site is to praise and glorify the Lord, Jesus Christ. It is a place for Christians to fellowship and worship. The goal of the Landover Baptist Church forum is to draw people to Jesus Christ because Scripture confirms that salvation comes only through Him.

[Zaiger]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

at the point at hand, evolution and its millions of years, more or less true

Now you are trying way to hard to disguise your horse puckey as fact. So basically if evolution takes millions of years you can say you were right or if it takes 6,000 years and happens instantly you can say you are right.

you cannot use the bible to prove the bible, it does not logically work.

But you can use "evolution" to prove "evolution"?

Its like me saying that i believe in the all powerful invisible pink unicorn that created the universe, you cannot say the unicorn does not exist because he told me he existed. you cannot prove or disprove its existence. You might say "well if its invisible then how come you know its pink?" well because it told me, you cant debate that because I am right because it told me.

We would listen to you if there was something else to back up your claims something like a book written by the people who met your pink unicorn and how god sent us his only pink unicorn.

Capt. A. Portway, please turn off your moniters, turn off your computers, take off your clothing and live naked in the forest, because thats where you would be without science!

[/quote]
realy? J. Presper Eckert and John Mauchly invented the first computer and they were both christian.

[andreas.karlssson]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

Quote: you cannot use the bible to prove the bible, it does not logically work.

But you can use "evolution" to prove "evolution"?

Sorry to break it to you but scientists don't use evolution to prove evolution, they used observations and discoveries to show how evolution works while you use a single book to prove the same book is true. it's so totally not the same thing.

So sad that you are ignorant enough to think it is, you really should study some before bitching about whats true or false if you are to make public statements ~~

Couldn't care less if you guys believe in evolution or not, its there and always will be even if some morons don't think so, what I can't stand though is when retards like you try to trashtalk all the work scientists over hundreds of years have worked on! Stop hating on the scientists!

[andreas.karlssson]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

When God commands the extermination of abominable heathens it is to prevent contamination of those He loves. Similarly with babies. It is not unlawful killing when God commands a baby to be grasped by the feet and swung in a majestic arc headfirst SPLODSH! against a rock because God knew what that foul baby was planning to do to corrupt His Wonderful Plan for Salvation.

When a pagan kills a volunteer as a sacrifice - we know that it is not really a volunteer but a poor brainwashed fool - THAT IS MURDER. Such obnoxious murders are in fact a prime reason why God commands the wholesale LAWFUL KILLING of entire nations including many thousands of unborn babies which are to be gouged out of their mothers' bellies and killed seperately.

That is because of LOVE - the Perfect Love of God.

And this WHAT THE FUCK? How can God know what the baby will do in the future? it's "proven" even in the bible that God doesnt know what the humans will do in the future(noahs fucking ark? herpaderp!)

You guys really should get of the internet, you really dont make God look good, you guys are promoting Satan way to much..

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

And this WHAT THE piffle? How can God know what the baby will do in the future? it's "proven" even in the bible that God doesnt know what the humans will do in the future(noahs piffleing ark? herpaderp!)

You guys really should get of the internet, you really dont make God look good, you guys are promoting Satan way to much..

Hosea 13:16 Samaria is held guilty,
For she has rebelled against her God.
They shall fall by the sword,
Their infants shall be dashed in pieces,
And their women with child ripped open.

We are promoting the will of God. How do you read the above scripture?

This is an act of love and mercy. God instructs the mother to be killed. Would you prefer the unborn baby to die slowly inside a decaying corpse? That's sick.

It is far more merciful to rip the baby out. Can't you see that?

YiC

Jack