[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

So why have you just damned your own argument?

Also, I find the systematic predictability of you people absolutely hilarious. My first ever reply, with a valid observation having noted a blatant hypocrisy and I've already been given a warning. You really pride yourselves on efficiency, huh.

The warning was a friendly one. I asked you to please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus. That's just polite.

If you're not open to discussion, then what's the point? Let's be civilised here and have a rational debate as to why the idea of water evaporating is scientifically absurd, but the turning of water into wine may as well be common practice.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

*** blah blah blah debate blah blah blah ***

Looks like somebody can't follow simple forum rules.

Did you happen to read this before running off at the mouth, or are you simply flouting the rules?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Fantasy Literature]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

The warning was a friendly one. I asked you to please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus. That's just polite.




First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

You call me unsaved scum but say you follow the word of God and Jesus "to the letter". In that case, when did love thy neighbour stop being relevant? Strong feeling of resentment coming from all of you, not exactly a very welcoming community.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

You call me unsaved scum

Nobody called you unsaved scum. Stick to the facts please.

[Fantasy Literature]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Nobody called you unsaved scum. Stick to the facts please.

I suggest you take your own advice.

Quote from Pastor Ezekiel "One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself."

Get your facts straight next time please.

[Dmitri]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

It's funny bekause i used to think that the plants and animals will drink urine
But this is very yuki yuki, but i was very little and silly.

Anyway i hope that jesus komes to earth and turn the piss into drink water so we kan drink klean water again. (i have to drink vodka many times bekause the water i have here is some times not klean.)

[Wide-Open]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

I suggest you take your own advice.

Quote from Pastor Ezekiel "One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself."

Get your facts straight next time please.

Well, if Pastor Zeke called you scum, he must have a very good reason for it. Don't underestimate the DoF nancyboy.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

You call me unsaved scum but say you follow the word of God and Jesus "to the letter". In that case, when did love thy neighbour stop being relevant? Strong feeling of resentment coming from all of you, not exactly a very welcoming community.

What makes you think you are my neighbour?

[Fantasy Literature]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

What makes you think you are my neighbour?

What makes you think I'm not? According to Jesus, everyone is, and should be treated accordingly.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

What makes you think I'm not? According to Jesus, everyone is, and should be treated accordingly.

Could you cite Scripture where Jesus says that "neighbour" means "everybody"?

Chapter and verse, please.

Then, when you have failed in that, I suggest you search an electronic version of the King James Bible for "neighbour". Look through the verses, and see, in context, what "neighbour" means.

Hint: In no case does it mean "everybody".

[Fantasy Literature]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Well, if Pastor Zeke called you scum, he must have a very good reason for it. Don't underestimate the DoF nancyboy.

So you've gone from denying it to completely justifying what he said? He had no foundation to make such a claim. You people really are deplorable, such a burden on development and progression.

[Fantasy Literature]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Could you cite Scripture where Jesus says that "neighbour" means "everybody"?

Chapter and verse, please.

Then, when you have failed in that, I suggest you search an electronic version of the King James Bible for "neighbour". Look through the verses, and see, in context, what "neighbour" means.

Hint: In no case does it mean "everybody".

Ah, but the bible is not meant to be taken literally, is it? That's what I'm always told when I claim a contradiction. Conveniently, you people will only take a definitive answer when it suits you, but as soon as something challenges your beliefs, you say the bible is not meant to be taken literally.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

... You people really are deplorable, such a burden on development and progression.

And just what has development and progress got us (except for vastly increased life expectancies, technology, elimination of many endemic diseases, increased standards of living, less war and xenophobia)? Huh?

All this is doing is putting greater distance between us and GAWD. How are you ever going to get to Heaven except by following some ridiculous rules written down by hallucinating paranoids thousands of years ago?

If it was good enough for our great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandparents in the Stone Age, it should be good enough for us.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

great-great-great-great

Mocking us Much, are we?

Fantasmagoria, Pastor Zeke's word is never doubted around here. You don't want to be on the wrong side of him, just like you don't want to be on the wrong side of The Baby Jesus.

So stop nitpicking about who said what to whom through which channels with what effect, and start reading your Bible.

Further more, there are no contradictions in the Bible - it just looks that way to unsaved scum (see what I did there? ) - so YES, we do take the Bible (KJV only in case you missed that) to literally be the word of our LORD! And although you will probably be much too lazy to actually READ what we write - unsaved scum always is - I'd advise you to carefully read Brother Jeb's sermon on these "contradictions".

PS:

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Ah, but the bible is not meant to be taken literally, is it? That's what I'm always told when I claim a contradiction. Conveniently, you people will only take a definitive answer when it suits you, but as soon as something challenges your beliefs, you say the bible is not meant to be taken literally.

Didn't you just say that? At the beginning of the same paragraph attacking us for allegedly saying it?

My Bible tells me that it IS to be taken literally. Every single word!

Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Matthew 5:18

Has "Heaven and earth" passed? I think not.