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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #256
    Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

    Originally posted by Phalluses&Female Dogs View Post
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    I am a christian and this entire piffleing website is a damn joke! You are all piffle-tarded.
    Do you kiss your mother with that mouth, boy?

    If you were actually a Christian you would know, God hates potty mouth.

    Colossians 3:8 But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth.

    Why are you so incredibly angry and speak like a troglodyte? If you're an actual Christian, I'm the pope in Rome.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #257
      Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

      Originally posted by Phalluses&Female Dogs View Post
      Ever tried boiling a pot of water w/ salt mixed in it? all the water goes away... and the salt is still there!!
      I don't think I've ever seen anyone so excited about discovering water drying up that wasn't five. This isn't exactly news to anyone. Water dries up. We know this to be true. God sometimes makes dew form. We know this also. God makes it rain. We know this also.

      This is all very fascinating. But doesn't really advance things very far in terms of getting your soul right with Jesus.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • MitzaLizalor
        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 14270

        #258
        Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!
        JOB 38
        22 Hast thou entred into the treasures of the snowe? or hast thou seene the treasures of the haile,
        23 Which I haue reserued against the time of trouble, against the day of battaile and warre?
        ©1611

        Job is a wonderful book and I'm reading it again as the coffee beans sizzle in my wok (it smells delicious) and of course I'll be using water to brew a steaming cupful. I know that snow & hail can be melted but how unlike the spewing venom from atheistic, communistic posters is the Perfect Love of God!

        I've even heard them say that hail is just frozen rain! Who froze it? God tells us that He has a treasury full of hail (and a separate one for snow) and that it is available for use in warfare. It is not created ad hoc from "rain" as the secularist claims.
        • It already exists.
        • It is distinct from water vapour.

        Godless wretches will just make anything up to normalise their atheism and we know that to be a part of the homosexual agenda but when we have A DIRECT STATEMENT FROM GOD HIMSELF the matter is settled.
        GENESIS 2
        4 These are the generations of the heauens, & of the earth, when they were created; in the day that the LORD God made the earth, and the heauens,
        5 And euery plant of the field, before it was in the earth, and euery herbe of the field, before it grew: for the LORD God had not caused it to raine vpon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground.
        6 But there went vp a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground.
        ©1611

        Plants were created before there was any rain. God created them. God tells us so. Whether He'd created any hail or snow at that point I don't know but it certainly exists now and is kept in storage, not in the satanic delusion of a "water cycle" which - please note - IS NOT MENTIONED IN THE BIBLE even though its supposed "phases" are described quite clearly.

        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
        I don't think I've ever seen anyone so excited about discovering water drying up that wasn't five. This isn't exactly news to anyone. Water dries up. We know this to be true. God sometimes makes dew form. We know this also. God makes it rain. We know this also.

        This is all very fascinating. But doesn't really advance things very far in terms of getting your soul right with Jesus.
        Thank you for your encouragement Brother Redeemed and for your timely reminder that these truths may indeed be found in The Bible.

        Oo! my coffee's ready now so I'd better go & do it.. oh, and yes: I'll be making it with rainwater, manufactured by God.

        Matthew 7:20

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        • I lOvE JeSuZ
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jun 2012
          • 2

          #259
          Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

          I agree with this, Atheist are dumb not to agree with this.

          God is the reason we exist, not only us but whole life Cycle.

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #260
            Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

            Originally posted by I lOvE JeSuZ View Post
            I agree with this, Atheist are dumb not to agree with this.

            God is the reason we exist, not only us but whole life Cycle.
            Wow! You seem like a really nice fellow or gal. Why not come on over and make an Introduction for yourself?

            I can't wait to get to know more about you. Where you're from, your favorite scripture and what church you attend.

            I'm sure you have quite the moving testimony.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Tyler the fool
              Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
              • Jun 2012
              • 5

              #261
              Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

              Alright let me point out a few flaws in your argument:

              1. About 220 years ago, there weren't even a billion people alive. So your statistics are already thrown WAY off by that.

              2. If you are going to say atheists say the earth is 3 billion years old, you then also must count evolution, which states humans have no always been alive for this long. Only about 1 billion years ago multicellular organisms came into existence. Also there have only been around 200,000 years of the modern day human living.

              3. Have you not taken 7th grade science? I'm pretty sure we have learned the water cycle by then. Pretty much this is how it goes, water evaporates into the air, and form clouds. Then the clouds release the water (rain...) and we have more water again!
              P.S. Don't ban me for this as you have others, it just shows that you're in denial. Oh water doesn't evaporate because you can't see it? Does that mean air doesn't exist because you can't see it?

              Seriously this argument has so many flaws. I'm Christian by the way, but this is just beyond...I'm not going to even say.
              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #262
                Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

                Originally posted by TYDIRocks View Post
                Alright let me point out a few flaws in your argument:
                I'll do you the same favor. "Alright" is not a word. So much for your credibility as a "scholar", eh?

                2. If you are going to say atheists say the earth is 3 billion years old, you then also must count evolution, which states humans have no always been alive for this long.
                That's quite a non-sequitur. Know what that is? Look it up.

                P.S. Don't ban me for this as you have others, it just shows that you're in denial. Oh water doesn't evaporate because you can't see it? Does that mean air doesn't exist because you can't see it?
                Nobody has been banned for disagreeing. They are banned for being rude, vulgar, posting pornography, or endlessly repeating the same nonsense without considering Biblical evidence.

                Seriously this argument has so many flaws. I'm Christian by the way, but this is just beyond...I'm not going to even say.
                Which parts of the Bible have you decided aren't correct, and how did you decide?
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Alphonse Alban
                  Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                   
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 5724

                  #263
                  Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

                  Originally posted by TYDIRocks View Post
                  2. If you are going to say atheists say the earth is 3 billion years old, you then also must count evolution, which states humans have no always been alive for this long. Only about 1 billion years ago multicellular organisms came into existence. Also there have only been around 200,000 years of the modern day human living.
                  Don't be silly, universe is only about 6000 years old and everything in it was created in 6 days.

                  Originally posted by TYDIRocks View Post
                  I'm Christian by the way, but this is just beyond...I'm not going to even say.
                  No you are not, if you do not believe in word of God, the bible, you are definately not a Christian.

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                  • Tyler the fool
                    Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                    • Jun 2012
                    • 5

                    #264
                    Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

                    [QUOTE=Rev. M. Rodimer;899690]I'll do you the same favor. "Alright" is not a word. So much for your credibility as a "scholar", eh?
                    [quote]

                    And I never said I was a scholar..


                    That's quite a non-sequitur. Know what that is? Look it up.
                    Please explain how it is "non-sequitur"

                    Which parts of the Bible have you decided aren't correct, and how did you decide?
                    I don't see how that is important. Also, I like how you don't acknowledge my other 2 points.

                    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                    Don't be silly, universe is only about 6000 years old and everything in it was created in 6 days.
                    I never said it was true. However, if you are going to be using an atheist's argument and saying that they are stating the earth is 3 billion years old, you must also take into account evolution as it affects your so called statistics, does it not?
                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409

                      #265
                      Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

                      Originally posted by TYDIRocks View Post
                      Alright let me point out a few flaws in your argument:

                      Look, worm, are you here to find out how to get saved or not? Because there can be no flaws in anything we say because it comes from the Bible.
                      sigpic
                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                      Comment

                      • Tyler the fool
                        Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                        • Jun 2012
                        • 5

                        #266
                        Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

                        Sorry I messed up quoting you. It also seems I can't edit my post...
                        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                        • Redeemed Papist
                          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 10409

                          #267
                          Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

                          Originally posted by TYDIRocks View Post
                          Sorry I messed up quoting you. It also seems I can't edit my post...
                          It doesn't matter. Your post was pretty worthless anyway seeing as how it was just back sassing True Christians who are tirelessly trying to guide you into the arms of Jesus.
                          John 3:36 He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.
                          sigpic
                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • Tyler the fool
                            Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                            • Jun 2012
                            • 5

                            #268
                            Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

                            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                            Look, worm, are you here to find out how to get saved or not? Because there can be no flaws in anything we say because it comes from the Bible.
                            Oh you pulled this image right out of the bible? Please direct me to where I can find it.

                            Also I do believe Jesus lived...
                            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                            • Redeemed Papist
                              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 10409

                              #269
                              Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

                              Originally posted by TYDIRocks View Post
                              Oh you pulled this image right out of the bible? Please direct me to where I can find it.
                              What are you on about?

                              Never mind. I'm sure it's some tired old gotcha!

                              Originally posted by TYDIRocks View Post
                              Also I do believe Jesus lived...
                              Oh goody! Where did you find out about Jesus? I assume you found the accounts of His existence reliable, as you believe magnanimously that He existed.

                              So... did He rise from the dead after three days and ascend to Heaven? Did He raise people from the dead and cast out demons? In your esteemed opinion, of course.
                              sigpic
                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                              Comment

                              • Tyler the fool
                                Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                                • Jun 2012
                                • 5

                                #270
                                Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

                                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                What are you on about?

                                Never mind. I'm sure it's some tired old gotcha!
                                You said:
                                Because there can be no flaws in anything we say because it comes from the Bible.
                                So are you saying this image came from the bible?

                                Oh goody! Where did you find out about Jesus? I assume you found the accounts of His existence reliable, as you believe magnanimously that He existed.
                                I found out about him at church...

                                Also people have still know acknowledged my other two points...
                                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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